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Everyone was confused by Zhang Chen's inexplicable words.
"What's going on? Has Brother Chen been taken advantage of by someone?"
"Does anyone want the hidden rules, Brother Chen?"
on site.
Suddenly they started whispering.
The reporter who just asked the question widened his eyes and looked at a loss.
In the live broadcast room.
"Boys also need to protect themselves?"
"Brother Chen, are you trying to say that he doesn't want to be morally kidnapped by CP fans?"
"If you ask me, these CP fans are really too much sometimes!"
"That's right! People are free to decide who they want to be with. Do they need to dictate what they want to do?"
"That's right! I am Brother Chen's wife. Even if Chu Qing and Liao Keke come, I can't take her away!"
"Bah! Are you wife fans going too far? Zhang Chen belongs to everyone, how come he becomes yours?"
Zhang Chen¡¯s words directly caused a war between CP fans and wife fans within Chen fans!
But next second!
Zhang Chen said with a mean look: "Everyone must be more vigilant! There are some unscrupulous vendors on the street, under the guise of selling fruits, they are openly selling human organs!"
"Yesterday I saw someone selling strawberries, so I went over to try them. When I tasted the ninety-ninth strawberry, he suddenly lowered his voice and asked me: Do you want face?"
¡°I was so frightened at the time that I didn¡¯t dare to say anything and ran away quickly!¡±
After saying that, he patted his chest with a scared look on his face, as if it was the real thing.
Um?
Poof!
Ha ha!
The scene was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Even Chu Qing lowered her head quietly, leaning on the table and shaking her shoulders.
In the live broadcast room.
A war that was about to start was eliminated in an instant!
CP fans and wife fans shook hands and made peace on the spot, then turned their guns and pointed directly at Zhang Chen.
¡°This guy actually seems to be telling the truth!¡±
"My surname is Zhang! I almost believed you!"
"Awesome! They are saying that he is shameless, but he actually said that he is selling human organs?"
¡°I almost thought that after he finished cracking down on the human traffickers, he started to attack those who sell human organs again!¡±
"I would rather believe that a sow can climb a tree than Zhang Chen's mouth!"
"Pfft! Haha! This turning point is simply amazing!"
"So, is this why boys should protect themselves outside?"
"Oh my god! My dentures are almost coming out of my mouth when I smile!"
"My name is Zhang Yida. You may not believe it when I tell you, but I just laughed out loud and had eight-pack abs!"
The press conference site.
Zhang Chen actually looked confused and asked: "What are you laughing at? Is it so funny?"
Everyone at the scene immediately gave him a big roll of their eyes.
Is it so funny?
Do you think it¡¯s that funny?
"If I believe you again from now on, I will take your last name!"
In the live broadcast room, all Chen fans started yelling and cursing.
"It's a big deal! This guy is getting better and better at pretending to be stupid!"
"You still have the nerve to say this? You really have nothing to do, hurry up and update "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"! Even the donkeys in the production team dare not take such a rest!"
"I have never seen such a shameless person!"
"Down with Chengo!"
"Defeat Chengo +10086!"
These Chen fans no longer care about Zhang Chen calling him Brother Chen, they just call him Chen Gou whenever he opens his mouth or shuts up!
It can be seen from this that how angry these sandchen fans are.
A few minutes later.
Fang Li came to his senses and quickly motioned to the host to continue.
The host had no choice but to suppress a smile and said: "Please ask the reporter in the fourth row pfft on the left pfft with the strawberry pattern printed on his clothes."
¡°Compared with this unprofessional host, the reporter with the strawberry pattern on his clothes is much more professional.
She coughed dryly, cleared her throat and said, "Brother Chen, how did you come up with the idea of ??composing a Chinese-style song like "Blue and White Porcelain"?"
On siteThe person's eyes suddenly lit up.
Yeah!
This is the most important question they should ask!
The person who made the mistake just now should be pulled out and shot for five minutes before being let back in!
Beside, Chu Qing also looked at Zhang Chen with interest.
She also wanted to know why Zhang Chen suddenly wrote such a Chinese-style song.
Zhang Chen thought for a while and said: "If I were the sun, then I would warm the land."
As soon as he said this, the reporters at the scene were immediately amazed.
It¡¯s poetry!
Zhang Chen actually writes poetry again!
Moreover, it is a relatively rare modern poem among his works!
More importantly!
His poem
You won¡¯t curse anyone this time, right?
For a while!
All the reporters were sitting upright, holding small notebooks in their hands, ready to record the inspiration that was about to be revealed.
On the rostrum, Zhang Chen was still reciting affectionately.
"If I were a spring, I would nourish a desert."
"If I were a green tree, I would protect a group of birds."
"If I were Qingfeng"
Hearing him read this, many people suddenly frowned.
This poem sounds okay, but compared with Zhang Chen¡¯s previous works, it¡¯s not at the same level!
even!
If you put it bluntly, this horse riding is not poetry at all!
Isn¡¯t this just a bunch of parallel sentences?
If parallel sentences could be considered poetry, then all of them would have become great poets long ago!
Then!
They saw that Zhang Chen suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a sweet smile.
Journalists have regained their spirits again!
Zhang Chen must be causing trouble!
This poem is definitely not just a parallel sentence!
There must be a big secret like "See or Not See" hidden inside!
Some people with a quick temper immediately began to rack their brains to recall the sentences Zhang Chen had just read, looking for anything suspicious in them!
but!
at this time!
Zhang Chen spoke again.
"Then I will make (neng four sounds) a heart-to-heart relationship!"
Poof!
beside.
Fang Li just took a sip of tea. When she heard Zhang Chen's words, she spit out all the tea she had just drank.
And it was impartial, and it just hit the amateur host¡¯s face.
Can!
The host had no intention of wiping away the tea.
He opened his mouth wide and stared at Zhang Chen dumbfounded. He didn't notice that two pieces of tea foam had been sprayed into his mouth!
The reporters in front all looked like they had seen a ghost, almost exactly like the host!
The only difference is that their faces are missing a few tea leaves.
Everyone was confused by Zhang Chen's amazing turn of events.
"If I were Qingfeng, would I kill my heart-to-heart relationship?"
¡°666666! Brother Chen¡¯s turn is simply amazing!¡±
"I thought he was going to write a poem, but it turned out to be a joke?"
"It's over! Brother Chen is gone forever on the road of funny!"
"What's your name, Brother Chen? It's called Chengou!"
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