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In the Sichuan North Sichuan Restaurant, Fat Lei and I sat across from each other in a private room for two. On the square table were four of their restaurant¡¯s most classic dishes: Pickled Fish, Maoxuewang, Spicy Chicken, and Twice-cooked Pork.
"Come on, Xiaolong, come with me." Fat Lei opened the mineral water bottle and poured a glass into the glass in front of me.
Don't think that he can't drink enough. Fat people can usually drink two cups, and Fat Lei is also known as "you won't get drunk after a thousand drinks." But we have regulations here that prohibit drinking from Monday to Friday. Plus, I'm not very good. When it comes to drinking, Pang Lei accommodates me. Every time we eat alone, he never lets me have a drop of wine.
As the saying goes: "Alcohol is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be." But we all know in our hearts that the human liver's daily hangover recovery capacity is six milliliters of pure alcohol, which is equivalent to the amount of a bottle of beer. More than this The amount is equivalent to chronic suicide. In Fat Lei's words, "As long as you have it in your heart, whatever you drink is wine." So even if we drink water, we can still smell the taste of wine.
"Brother Lei, what happened to you today?" I picked up the water glass, touched it with him, and didn't drink in a hurry.
"Eat vegetables, eat vegetables!" Fat Lei did not answer me, but put a piece of pickled fish into my bowl.
Looking at Fat Lei¡¯s tense face, I already had a rough idea. I know his temper best. He is a big gun outside, but at home he is a strict wife. My sister-in-law is nicknamed "Sister Papi". Naturally, she also has a short temper. Their personalities are so similar, so one of them must be subdued. Otherwise, there will be three days of big quarrels and two days of small quarrels. As the saying goes, one thing brings another down. No matter how bad Pang Lei's temper is, he can only accept my sister-in-law obediently when he meets her.
As the saying goes: "Hitting is intimacy, scolding is love, without fighting or scolding, there is no affection." When two people live together, no matter how harmonious they get along, they will inevitably have stumbling blocks, and they are no exception. What Fat Lei often says to his sister-in-law is: "A dog jumps over the wall when he is angry. Wife, don't bully others too much." His sister-in-law often retorts: "I just bully you, what's the matter? If you have the ability, jump over the wall." One, as long as you can dance." Often at this time, Pang Lei would get frustrated and call me to pull me out. I guess the same is true for today's meal.
"Brother Lei, did you have a fight with your sister-in-law?" For such a dinner, my opening remarks are almost the same every time.
"Alas!" Fat Lei picked up the water glass and took a big sip. His actions had already answered my question.
"What's the reason for this time?" I naturally added the word "again".
"Because of Doudou (the only son of Fat Lei's family)."
"What? What did you do to Doudou?"
"Why are you rolling your eyes? I know you love Doudou, but Doudou is my son, what can I do to him?"
"Then what did you do to him?" I refused.
"This boy has learned to lie now. I caught him and beat him up. Your sister-in-law doesn't want to do it anymore."
"Isn't it normal for children to lie? I said Brother Lei, are you okay?"
Fat Lei rolled his eyes disapprovingly: "Why not? A filial son emerges from under a stick. If he dares to lie again next time, don't you think I'll beat his butt into four pieces?"
"Come on, you can brag in front of me. If you dare to spank Doudou's butt into four pieces, I guess you won't be able to keep your butt." I smiled.
¡°You idiot, I¡¯m making fun of your brother and eating vegetables every day. I¡¯m really upset right now.¡± Fat Lei took a big bite of the spicy chicken.
"Hey, I think you're just being pretentious. There haven't been any recent cases. Where did you get such a bad temper?"
"Temper? I've never heard Doudou lie before. This kid's lie was a little outrageous the first time. I'm still angry if you don't tell me. Can you, my uncle, teach you something better every day?" Fat Lei's conversation changed quickly. , before I could figure it out, the flames of war were on my head.
"What does this have to do with me?" I looked innocent.
"What does it have to do with it? Okay, I'll tell you what happened, and then you'll know if it has anything to do with you."
"Okay, then I'm all ears." I put my chopsticks on the dinner plate.
"After school at noon today, your sister-in-law went to pick up Doudou. He would wait at the school gate every day, but today this bastard ran away by himself, leaving your sister-in-law to have a hard time searching. There was no news for an hour. Your sister-in-law Just call me, I was so anxious that I kicked open the school's video surveillance room and adjusted the surveillance video of Doudou leaving."
"What does the video say?"
"What do you mean? The place where this naughty kid is standing happens to be a blind spot in the surveillance area, and he can't see anything."?. I spent nearly an hour checking the surveillance cameras of the surrounding stores, but I couldn't find this guy. Just when I was about to contact the local police station, he walked slowly back to the school gate with a popsicle in his hand. "
"What? Doudou is so small, and he ran alone for more than two hours?"
"Yes, I was a little confused at the time, so I asked him where he was. What do you think he said?"
"How to say?"
Fat Lei rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: "This stupid boy actually said that someone held a gun against him when he was out of school and told him not to speak. Then he took him to a room, covered him with a hood and sent him to the hospital. After he got into the car and ran a long way, the driver took him back and bought him a popsicle."
"You mean Doudou was kidnapped?"
¡°In our profession, the most indispensable thing is enemies. There are not a few people who are framed by suspects for revenge. It can be as simple as making harassing phone calls on mobile phones or setting off firecrackers in front of the house, or as serious as kidnapping and harming relatives. I have watched Doudou grow up. Although he is only in the second grade of elementary school, his IQ and EQ are definitely far higher than those of his peers. Think about a six-and-a-half-year-old child who can already memorize hundreds of Tang poems and basically masters the basic operation of a SLR camera. After half a year in the first grade, he jumped directly to the second grade. Now he is making a fuss about skipping a grade. Even Brother Ming is confused. He said that Doudou, this kid, could become famous in the future. Now after listening to Fat Lei's story, my first reaction was that Doudou had been kidnapped.
¡°Kidnapping is nothing, where can anyone kidnapped someone, sent him back, and bought him a popsicle?¡± Fat Lei shouted, slamming the table in anger.
"It seemsthat's right" People are most afraid of their brains getting hot. If you think about it carefully, it's really not logical at all.
"So when I heard what he said, I became very angry. I suspected that this kid ran away to play somewhere at noon, and he made up this reason because he was afraid of being beaten when he came back."
"Doudou will definitely be a police officer in the future. This reason is made up like a TV series." I said with a smile.
"Xiaopixiao, you are telling me that if you are good and don't teach me, you tell Doudou some detective stories every day. This matter has absolutely nothing to do with you." Fat Lei gave me a complaining look.
"Okay, okay, I'll punish myself with a drink!" I picked up the water glass and drank it in one gulp.
"I'm a little angry this time. You can call your sister-in-law later to persuade her. I'm afraid she'll get angry." Pang Lei, who was still aggressive just now, suddenly said to me with a tender face.
"Don't worry, I'll call my sister-in-law soon and tell her that Brother Lei is regretful and crying." I shook my phone at him.
"You are the only one who has a lot of intestines. Eat vegetables, eat vegetables." Fat Lei's mood improved instantly and he said with a smile. But little did we know that the reality of this matter was much scarier than we imagined.
Just when the "wine" had passed three rounds and the dishes had passed the fifth taste, Brother Ming made a phone call and shattered the good mood we had just brewed.
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