There was a series of continuous noises outside. The little black bear ate too many radishes. Now it was completely in a stage of non-stop farting and couldn't stop at all.
The air around the little black bear has changed significantly and has become much turbid. After the villagers learned that the little black bear was tied here, they all chose to take a detour. They also knew what the smell of this stinky fart was. look.
The sound of firecrackers mixed with the sound of stinky farts sounds quite awkward.
The little black bear was still howling there, trying to struggle down from the tree, but the rope tied to the big black bear was too tight, giving it no chance to escape.
Dong Shihao and the others were watching at the door, counting silently.
"Good guy, this time the little black bear broke the record again." Song Guoqiang looked at the time and said in surprise.
"Let's not talk about how many stinky farts the little black bear farted, let's talk about how long it farted. It has reached a new high. It depends on how far it can go. How many radishes did the little black bear eat? The radishes are indeed It has the effect of inducing farts, so why is it so effective in Little Black Bear?" Song Guoqiang was puzzled.
Dong Shihao crossed his arms and said, "Maybe the little black bear is gifted. Otherwise, why didn't the big black bear fart after eating the radish? I can only admire it. Look, the little black bear ate drunken radish." It looks like it will be a while, don¡¯t look away, the food will be ready soon, let¡¯s go eat.¡±
Several people stopped paying attention to it. Anyway, the little black bear farting was not a big deal worth surprising.
The group of people sat at the dinner table, eating the food deliciously. Before eating for a while, Jiang Tian's cell phone rang.
"Hey, Happy New Year!" Feng Shaojie's voice came from the mobile phone.
"Happy New Year, is this the end of the year?" Jiang Tian asked.
"Yes, this is not about getting up early in the morning to pay New Year greetings, visiting relatives at home, and then coming back to pay New Year greetings to friends. After the greetings are over, go back and take a nap. Last night, I played cards with a few friends in the village. It¡¯s past three o¡¯clock.¡±
"You are so awesome. We went to bed at the end of the New Year's Eve yesterday."
"Okay, I wish you a happy new year. I'm dead. There are others."
After hanging up the phone, Dong Shihao's cell phone rang.
"Happy New Year!"
¡°Hahaha, Happy New Year, this is the second time I¡¯ve heard what you said.¡± Dong Shihao said.
"Ah, what do you mean?" Feng Shaojie was confused and didn't know what he meant.
"I'm at Jiang Tian's house now, and I'm spending the Chinese New Year with them. By the way, are you going to call Song Guoqiang later?"
Feng Shaojie said in a strange tone: "Don't tell me, Song Guoqiang is there too?"
Song Guoqiang smiled, "Yes, I am indeed here. My parents have gone on a trip to celebrate the New Year. I am too bored at home alone, so I came here."
"I'll go, you guys are really awesome. If I had known I would have come to celebrate the New Year with you. It's so annoying to be at home. You don't know. When I'm paying New Year greetings, every time I go to a relative's house, I just ask you how your work is. It's been a month." How much money do you make, have you found a partner, when will you get married, when will you have children, the key is just asking the whole family, every family asks, everyone asks, I am really convinced."
It can be heard that Feng Shaojie is quite distressed. There is nothing he can do about it. This is what he must go through when he returns home during the Chinese New Year. He can't get rid of it no matter what. Even after you get married and have children, you will still ask about your children's academic performance and whether they have any Sign up for interest classes, etc. Anyway, there is no time to stop asking.
They listened patiently until Feng Shaojie finished complaining.
"I won't say it anymore. I originally thought of calling you to say Happy New Year, but instead I ended up complaining here. When we have time to get together, I'll call someone else first."
After hanging up the phone, several people smiled knowingly.
Before they could take a few bites, Wang Jian's call came over.
Jiang Tian was connected, and New Year greetings came from the other side.
"Haha, happy New Year, why, why does the groom suddenly have time? Logically speaking, shouldn't he be busiest before getting married? He doesn't have much time."
Wang Jian: "It is indeed the busiest time. Now I know how complicated it is to get married, especially since my partner doesn't like Chinese style.For a wedding, there are even more customs, and there are all kinds of gadgets that must be observed. A few days ago, we just prepared everything before the wedding.
I thought I could have a good rest on New Year's Day and then prepare other things. Unexpectedly, my relatives at home would come over to pay their respects during the New Year. Anyway, they would just take a look and make suggestions at the same time. , some are outdated, but some things can still be used, so why not add these things to the wedding. "
"We have prepared these, and there are others. I am taking this opportunity to call you and explain it in detail. I will have to talk to Song Guoqiang and the others later."
Jiang Tian smiled and said: "Song Guoqiang and Dong Shihao are both here, you just say it."
"Ah?" Wang Jian was stunned for a few seconds, "You are all here, are you forming a group to celebrate the New Year?"
"Feng Shaojie is not here, just tell him later."
"Aoao, that's good too. It just so happens that you don't have to notify each other one by one. Happy New Year to both of you."
Dong Shihao and Song Guoqiang both replied.
Wang Jian, "Then let me continue. There are many projects in this wedding. The bridesmaid usually puts on some small shows to test the best man. Originally, both of us are the kind of people who don't like to mess around. I think Just throw in one or two shows, but this is a Chinese-style wedding with many items, and the bridesmaids also feel that they cannot ignore it. After all, getting married is a very important thing.
They just wanted to create a few more small programs, and it wasn't like the spoofs on the short videos. Since it was an ancient wedding, everything had to be according to the programs at that time. Isn't this what my partner just picked up from her best friend? I learned about a few programs, let me tell you and learn them first. "
"One program is Go, as long as you win the opponent's game, you will be considered successful. The other program is throwing. If you can throw three out of ten arrows, you will be considered successful. The other program is about writing calligraphy. The first two programs learn one You can learn it well, but that's the key. Most people can't do calligraphy with calligraphy. Even if you learn it in advance, it won't work every few years." (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com