As they walked back, Song Guoqiang said: "I have an impression of this thing anyway. In the past, there was one time. If I didn't want to eat yesterday's leftovers, I had to make my mother cook. Eat, my dad just came back after celebrating the New Year. After hearing this, he took out his belt and whipped me hard, which made me cry so hard.
At that time, many people came to my house to pay New Year greetings. They were all trying to persuade me. They were just kids playing around. They told my dad not to be too serious, so he would stop smoking. "
"Anyway, I will always remember it from then on, but now it is actually better. If it had been left in the past, it would have taken until fifteen to be able to operate. Isn't there an old saying, before you are fifteen? It¡¯s the new year, so we can¡¯t use the knife.¡±
"It's different now. In fact, there is no particularity. If you want to eat stir-fried vegetables, you can eat stir-fried vegetables. However, in the village, there are still some scruples about this."
Jiang Tian nodded, "Well, in the village, it only takes one day. You can start cooking by tomorrow."
Back home, Jiang Tian went to work on hot dishes, when Rhubarb suddenly rushed over from outside and ran to the kitchen door.
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"Master, that stinky bear ate carrots again, and he ate a lot."
Jiang Tian: "Just eat it. It's the Chinese New Year anyway, so let it satisfy your desire to eat radish for the time being."
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No, the stinky bear wanted to go home after eating the carrots. He disliked the cold outside.
Jiang Tian immediately became vigilant. He poked his head out of the kitchen and happened to see the little black bear waddling towards the door. He didn't know how much it had eaten. It felt like a drunken radish.
The other animals noticed that they were all looking at the little black bear with obvious fear.
Especially the big black bear just howled and screamed to prevent the little black bear from coming in. However, the little black bear really seemed to be drunk and was simply disobedient and kept coming this way.
Jiang Tian shouted: "Stop, don't come home after eating carrots."
The power of the little black bear's stinky fart is recognized by everyone, including animals. Eating two radishes can already cause considerable harm. After eating so much, the yard is covered with plastic sheets. There is no ventilation at all.
If the little black bear comes into the yard and keeps farting, it will continue to ferment in the yard and cannot be dissipated. It will really accumulate and intensify. If it stays in it, it won't take long. It has to be stunk to death, but the key is the feeling of being able to soak in the flavor.
Unexpectedly, the little black bear didn't listen to Jiang Tian and still came towards the yard.
Especially when it came over, it farted, and you could clearly see that the air behind the little black bear was dyed, and the smell of firecrackers couldn't be covered.
Jiang Tian was speechless. The little black bear was really drunk on radishes. He didn't know how much he had eaten, but seeing that his belly had obviously gained weight several times, he knew it must have been at least dozens of big radishes. .
The current little black bear is in a state of ignoring everyone and not listening to anyone¡¯s words.
Dong Shihao shouted: "Jiang Tian, ??think of a way quickly, we can't let the little black bear come over, otherwise we won't be able to stay in the house."
They are also afraid of the little black bear¡¯s stinky fart. After they have experienced it once, they never want to experience it again.
Now the little black bear is called a little black bear, and it is not small at all. Don¡¯t forget, even if it is very obedient, it is still a black bear in nature, and they don¡¯t dare to provoke it.
Without waiting for Jiang Tian to say anything else, he saw the big black bear walking over aggressively, grabbing the little black bear's neck flesh, and then lifted it up, as relaxed as if he had grabbed a black garbage bag. , without any effort at all.
The big black bear just threw the little black bear outside, and the little black bear's butt fell firmly to the ground.
It was still a little dazed, but soon it struggled to stand up and wanted to walk towards home.
The big black bear originally turned around to come back, but when he heard the noise behind him, he looked back again and saw that the little black bear was disobedient and disobedient. It also lost its temper and grabbed it again and threw it out.
This is why my own father dared to do this. If it were anyone else, he wouldn't even dare to get close.
But the little black bear seemed to be indomitable and still staggered towards this side.
The big black bear was so angry that it looked around, then ran back to the yard and found a mahjong.?, ran out again and tied the little black bear directly to the tree.
Being so fixed, the little black bear simply couldn¡¯t break free.
The big black bear has just returned home and is lying on the ground peacefully.
Dong Shihao and the others were relieved. As long as the little black bear that ate the carrot did not enter the yard, there would be no problem.
The villagers walking on the road were a little curious when they saw the little black bear tied to a tree, and they stayed beside it to discuss it.
"Little Black Bear has made a mistake again, otherwise why would he be tied up here?"
"Who knows, maybe he ate something secretly?"
"It's possible that he drank secretly. You can see he's drunk, but you don't know how much he drank."
"This is the Chinese New Year. It's just people drinking. All the animals are drinking."
¡°It¡¯s not like you don¡¯t know that the animals in the village chief¡¯s house are extraordinary.¡±
At this moment, a dull voice sounded, and then a large amount of yellow mist was seen flying towards them.
The stench instantly changed the faces of several people, and they immediately ran away. They ran very far before they stopped.
"Damn, I was still wondering why the little black bear was tied to the tree. It turned out that he ate a carrot."
"Let's go, let's go. You can't pass this road. It's too scary. The smell of the little black bear's fart is so strong that I can't stand it."
"You have to tell others not to get close to the little black bear."
The villagers were all scared away. In fact, they had experienced the power of the little black bear¡¯s fart before.
Dong Shihao laughed hard when he saw the appearance of the villagers. Song Guoqiang poked them and pointed to the kitchen.
He looked over and saw Jiang Tian and Fengling in the kitchen, talking and laughing while heating up the food.
"Love is so beautiful, but I don't know when the two of them will get married. I can't wait to join the money." Dong Shihao said.
"Yeah, speaking of which, Wang Jian is getting married soon, and we will need to attend his wedding then. I don't know what kind of arrangement it will be, but I think it should be pretty good."
¡°I don¡¯t know, I¡¯ll know when the time comes.¡± (Remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com