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Chapter 1013: Being attacked by a little black bear in the early morning

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    "boom!"

    ¡°Pfft~~¡±

    ¡°Bang bang bang!!¡±

    ¡°Puff, puff, puff~~¡±

    Early in the morning, Jiang Tian was awakened by this earth-shattering sound.

    What?

    He rubbed his eyes, put on his clothes and pushed the door open. As soon as he arrived in the living room, he heard Dong Shihao's cursing voice.

    "Is today a festive day? It's wrong to set off firecrackers here so early in the morning. It doesn't sound like firecrackers."

    Not only them, but also grandpa and Song Guoqiang were woken up. When they opened the door, they saw the yard filled with turbid fog.

    The wind caused by pushing the door rolled a little mist over, and it landed in front of their noses, and they sniffed subconsciously.

    In an instant, they all woke up and started coughing violently.

    Jiang Tian had quick eyes and quick hands and immediately closed the door, thus preventing the turbid fog from entering the house.

    "Get out of here quickly, don't fart in the yard!" Jiang Tian scolded.

    As soon as I heard the bursts of puffing noises, the little black bear went outside.

    Dong Shihao and Song Guoqiang were coughing non-stop, with tears streaming down their faces, and the expressions on their faces were extremely ferocious.

    "Holy shit, this stinky fart is really exciting. It's more powerful than sublimation bombs." Dong Shihao wiped his tears, but he couldn't stop them no matter how he wiped them.

    "This is the fart of a little black bear. Why is it so smelly? Is there something wrong with its body?" Song Guoqiang felt like he was about to cough up his intestines. This feeling was really uncomfortable.

    If I had to give an example, it would be like adding rotten eggs, stinky tofu, sewage, canned herring, etc. that have been stored for more than half a year in a small room of several square meters, and then these flavors are mixed and fermented, not only  It's pungent. The key is that it has that sticky feeling. If you get it, the stench all over your body will only be washed away by using soap several times when taking a shower.

    Jiang Tian also coughed a few times, "No, the little black bear probably ate the radish secretly. It would fart when it ate the radish. It was in a bad mood some time ago, so it didn't eat the radish. Now it's finally feeling better again.  Get rid of these idiots for me."

    ¡°I don¡¯t know how many radishes it has eaten, but the fart is really loud and smells strong!¡±

    Jiang Tianzhen was really speechless. He had to hide the carrots from now on. He definitely couldn't let the little black bear eat them. Otherwise, he would be so disgusted this morning and his whole day's mood would be ruined.

    Grandpa quietly went to the house to find mosquito coils and placed two in the house.

    "You guys wait here for a while. I guess it will take some time for the stink in the yard to dissipate. It will be a bit slow to dissipate naturally. I will light some mosquito coils and fan myself."

    Afterwards, my grandpa went to put on the gas mask he had bought before, feeling as if he was about to enter the battlefield.

    Open the door slightly, go out sideways, and then close the door, lest you open and close the door too much, causing the airflow to carry turbid fog into the house.

    After smelling the mosquito-repellent incense, Dong Shihao and Song Guoqiang felt a lot better.

    Dong Shihao complained: "This is great. I feel no longer sleepy at all. This way of waking up is definitely the best method for patients with severe laziness."

    As he spoke, he took a sniff and said, "My nose is still smelly. It's over. It won't be like this all day long. I still want to eat."

    Dong Shihao started to panic. He was not afraid of anything. What he was most afraid of was not being able to eat.

    Jiang Tian: "Don't worry, it won't last for a day, but I was tired enough to recover this morning."

    With a thought in his mind, his mental power stirred up a stream of breezes blowing in the yard, and the turbid fog was quickly swept away.

    Grandpa¡¯s voice came in from outside, ¡°Come out, there is no smell in the yard.¡±

    Dong Shihao opened the door carefully and was relieved when he saw that the fog outside had dissipated.

    They came out and it was quite tragic in the yard.

    There were two little sika deers lying on the ground, fainting from the smell, and grandpa was checking their condition.

    Not far away, in the ground, you can see animals staying there, Rhubarb, Dahei, two white tigers and seven tiger cubs, and two snow hare parents with their cubs.

    The dumplings were standing on the white tiger, and Amethyst was on the other white tiger.??On the head.

    Xiao Huang and Xiao Hei were playing games with a few wolf cubs.

    Most of the animals in the house know that little black bears will fart when they eat radishes, and they are quite irritating. When they fart, they will escape quickly. Although white tigers are latecomers, they are also quite smart.

    Jiang Tian came to the little sika deer, reached out and patted them, and the spiritual power was absorbed into their bodies. They slowly opened their eyes, with a look of fear on their faces.

    He hurriedly hid behind Jiang Tian and looked around.

    This incident left a shadow on them, and they will never forget it from now on.

    Seeing Jiang Tian coming out, Big Yellow ran back, and the rest of the animals followed suit. However, it was obvious that the closer they got, the slower their speed became. It was not until they were sure that there was no smell that they felt relieved.  .

    Grandpa lit the mosquito coils and placed them around.

    "We are lucky, the wind happened to blow up, and the smell was blown away. Otherwise, it would be really difficult. Look at these flowers, they are all very smoked."

    Jiang Tian looked over and saw that the chrysanthemums that were originally in full bloom were wilting. He shook his head, "Oh, I won't be able to pick chrysanthemums directly and use them to soak in water."

    Gone are the days of yesterday when you poured a cup of hot water and randomly picked a chrysanthemum and put it in it, unless you buy new chrysanthemums.

    Grandpa put the mosquito coils away and asked, "Can't your noses smell anything now?"

    Dong Shihao and Song Guoqiang nodded quickly.

    "For breakfast, I will simply make some rice porridge, boil a few eggs, and eat some pickles. At noon, I will just check your noses and make other meals for you. I am quite busy today.  Sausage may seem simple, but it¡¯s actually quite troublesome.¡±

    Grandpa went to the kitchen to get busy, while Jiang Tian started cooking pig food. There were two strong laborers here, so they didn¡¯t need to use it in vain. After it was cooked, they took it to the pig pen.

    While on the road, you can still hear the sound of the little black bear farting.

    Dong Shihao said curiously: "Where did the little black bear go? Its stinky fart is so powerful. If it were in the village, it wouldn't be scolded to death."

    "Don't worry, it won't be in the village, otherwise it will be disliked." (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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