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Chapter 450: The Walking Fart

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    After finishing the work here, Jiang Tian and Lin Lulu are going back.

    As for Jin Yeyun¡¯s fate, Jiang Tian doesn¡¯t know, nor is he interested in knowing. Anyway, he only knows one thing, and he has gained a lot from coming here this time.

    Tao Chengwu sent a special plane to send them back, and Lin Lulu went back to work again.

    It was exactly noon when Jiang Tian returned home.

    "Grandpa, I'm back, do you have anything to eat?" he shouted.

    As soon as I entered the door, I smelled the smell of farts all over the yard, and I quickly backed out.

    Dahuang and Dahei, who originally wanted to run in, also smelled the smell and ran away one after another.

    Dahuang recalled the fear of being dominated by the smell of stinky farts. During those days, he couldn't smell other smells and had no intention of eating. It was the darkest moment in his life.

    The little black bear heard the noise and ran out quickly. He was still holding the radish in his hand. When he took a bite, it was very crisp and the food was not ordinary sweet.

    "That's right, after one bite, it farts, and the air in the yard becomes turbid to the naked eye.

    I go!

    How did you find so many radishes?

    Jiang Tian was really shocked. It¡¯s not like the little black bear would fart after eating one or two radishes. The level of stinky farts it has now is comparable to biological and chemical weapons. It would have to eat at least a dozen or more.

    When they saw Jiang Tian, ??the little black bear came running up and down, wanting to be hugged by him.

    While running and farting, Jiang Tian certainly couldn't let it get close to him.

    "Stand there, no, don't stand there, come out quickly and let it go outside. It will make the yard and the house smell like farts."

    The little black bear didn¡¯t care, still eating the carrots, but still obediently left the yard and walked out.

    Not far away, a ray of purple light flashed across, came to Jiang Tian, ??and then rushed to his shoulder.

    Amethyst looked at the little black bear with disgust. He was really good at farting. He refused to listen to any advice. He just liked eating radishes.

    "Where are grandpa and the others?" Jiang Tian had a conversation with Amethyst and learned that grandpa and others went to the pig pen.

    He took the little black bear over, and Dahei and Dahuang also followed. After all, there was no way to stay at home for the time being, and we would wait until the smell dissipated.

    When we arrived at the pig pen, we could see Grandpa and Grandpa Li chatting, while Agui was pouring the pig food from the pig food bucket into the pig trough.

    There used to be about ten sows, but now there are more than ten wild boars here, which means one night plus one noon. These wild boars can't stand it anymore, and they come over one after another. They are so happy to eat, and they are not so afraid of people anymore.

    There is no need to estimate now, the mixed breeding model of wild boars and sows will definitely succeed.

    "You are back. How is the girl? Has she been rescued? Is she injured? Does the family know? How are criminals punished?" Grandpa saw Jiang Tian coming back and asked a series of questions like a machine gun.

    "He was rescued. With the help of Dahuang and Dahei, he was not injured. He was just frightened, but there is no problem. As for how to punish the criminal, I don't know. I should get the punishment he deserves."

    Jiang Tian was not sure about the last sentence. After all, Jin Yeyun was involved with the Jin family. It depends on whether the Jin family is willing to protect him. But even if he came to protect him, he had to ask Tao Chengwu first.

    ¡°Anyway, things like this will become quite complicated as long as they involve the family. Dong Shihao¡¯s family is like this, and so is the Tao family. How can they be like themselves, living happily and carefree in the village.

    "Puff!" The little black bear farted two more times.

    Grandpa then noticed the little black bear eating radishes behind him and said in surprise: "Where did it get the radish? Could it be that it secretly pulled it out of the ground?"

    The little black bear hummed as he ate the carrot.

    I didn¡¯t pull out the carrots, someone put them at home.

    "What's wrong with eating a few radishes? It's not a valuable thing, but it really surprises me that you have such a black blind man in your home." Old Li Tou said, it's just chickens and pigs at home, now they all  Starting to raise black blind people, it is simply a wonderful sight.

    "That was raised by Jiang Tian. You don't know what the little black bear will look like after eating carrots."

    Before grandpa finished speaking, he heard a long and loud fart from the little black bear, and you could see that the air around it changed instantly.color.

    An extremely strong stench spread towards them.

    Grandpa and Jiang Tian retreated one after another. Even Agui, who was not far away, quickly poured down all the remaining pig food, and then quickly retreated at least five or six meters away.

    Dahuang and Dahei even disappeared without a trace.

    When Old Li Tou saw their looks, he was still very disdainful: "What do you think? Aren't you just a stinky fart? So what's the matter? It's not like I didn't go through such suffering in the past. I would have wanted to sleep in a pig pen every day.  , living with pigs, the smell is overwhelming just thinking about it, and I still can¡¯t forget it after so many years.¡±

    "Look at you, you've only had a few good years and you can't stand it anymore. It's really"

    Before he could finish what he said, he smelled a strong odor.

    Almost instantly, Lao Litou's expression changed drastically. First he felt bad, and then his expression became distorted.

    Then, he ran away crazily, vomiting continuously.

    Grandpa laughed loudly, "I asked you to show off here, now you know."

    "Ugh, I didn't expect it to be so smelly. Ugh, I can't stand it."

    At this time, the instigator, the little black bear, didn¡¯t know what had happened, and it didn¡¯t feel that it smelled bad. Isn¡¯t this a normal fart?

    After finishing the remaining radish in one bite, the little black bear still looked confused.

    Then, it took out another radish and kept gnawing on it.

    Jiang Tian asked: "Grandpa, where did these radishes come from?"

    "I don't know. I have never pulled out a radish. Even if I pulled out a radish, I couldn't put it where the little black bear could reach it. Maybe it went to the vegetable patch."

    "But the little black bear said that someone put it at home, and it seems that grandpa doesn't know.

    "Okay, don't eat this one after you finish it." Jiang Tian shouted.

    "If it continues to eat like this, it will be troublesome. When the time comes, it will fart while walking, and it will really become a walking fart. If it really reaches that level, it will not be able to stay at home.

    The little black bear looked at the radish in his hand. It was such a delicious thing, so why didn¡¯t he eat more of it? It was such a pity.

    Do you want to eat it bit by bit, or eat it in one bite?

    After thinking about it, the little black bear stuffed all the remaining radishes into his mouth, chewing them with big mouthfuls, with a satisfied but missing expression on his face.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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