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Suddenly, the little black bear felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, as if something was moving inside, before he could think about what it was.
¡°Pfft~~~¡± A loud fart sound rang out, accompanied by an even more intense fart smell than before.
Jiang Tian jumped a few times and left there quickly. The little black bear¡¯s farts were so smelly that he couldn¡¯t stand it.
Not only him, but also Dahei who was resting under the bamboo shed suddenly stood up and ran out. He looked at the little black bear warily, wondering if it was carrying out a chemical attack.
The three dumplings in the bird's nest were also smoked out. They fluttered their wings and landed on Jiang Tian's shoulders and hair. There was a look of doubt in his eyes. How could there be such an unpleasant smell?
They covered their noses and mouths with their small wings, but even so, it was of little use. The dumplings that landed on Jiang Tian's head buried their little heads in his hair, and the dumplings on his shoulders had no place to dig in, so they clung to each other.
Rhubarb, which originally followed grandpa to the kitchen, ran over to it with a piece of braised pork in its mouth. This was the leftover piece of braised pork. Grandpa couldn't bear the rhubarb and kept following him, so he simply gave it to him. It braised pork.
Rhubarb suddenly stopped and moved his nose. For dogs, their sense of smell is hundreds of times stronger than that of humans, so they feel the smell even more strongly.
Dahuang¡¯s whole body froze, his mouth opened weakly, and the braised pork fell to the ground.
At this time, Dahuang was suspicious that the dog was born. It was so stinky that his nose was full of stench, even his breath smelled bad.
¡°Pfft~~~¡±
There was another sound.
Dahuang felt like he was going crazy. He lowered his head mechanically like a robot and looked at the braised meat on the ground. It was fat and thin and bright in color. It should have smelled like meat, but now, Dahuang took a sniff. , the fragrance is no longer there, and it is completely surrounded by the stench.
"It wants to cry but has no tears. If I had known that I would have eaten first, I wouldn't have ended up like this. It didn't matter if I ate or didn't eat."
What should we do? For a foodie like Rhubarb, it is simply a kind of destruction to it.
¡°Forget it, it¡¯s braised pork after all, you have to eat it.
Dahuang ate the braised pork resolutely and angrily, but due to his abnormal sense of smell and the foul smell in his mouth due to his breathing, he could no longer taste much of the braised pork.
It raised its head and stared at the little black bear. There was blood in its eyes. It¡¯s you, you are such a harmful thing. You have made even the most delicious braised pork tasteless. I will bite you to death.
Rhubarb barked and ran over.
Jiang Tian could see that Dahuang was really angry. It was no wonder that any food lover would not be able to accept such a thing. If he was really attacked by Dahuang, with the physique of the little black bear, he would really be bitten. die.
Just when he was about to stop it.
¡°Pfft~~¡± The crisp sound is like eating crisp radish.
¡°Puff puff puff puff~~~~¡±
A series of stinking fart sounds were heard, and the surrounding area of ??the little black bear changed color visibly to the naked eye, as if it was covered in mist.
Little thing, suffer death!
Dahuang just ran in and smelled the strong stench. He rolled his eyes and fell down because of the stench.
When Jiang Tian saw it, he quickly ran over and pulled the rhubarb out while holding his breath. Otherwise, if it had stayed inside for a long time, it would probably be stinky to death.
The little black bear looked innocent. He didn¡¯t know why he was like this. He just ate a few radishes. How could such a thing happen?
"Good guy, the effect of this carrot is really fast!" Grandpa poked his head out of the kitchen, took a look, and then closed the kitchen door, fearing that the smell of farts would enter inside.
The little black bear still held a radish in his hand. He looked at Jiang Tian in confusion. What's wrong with me? Can you give me an explanation?
Even so, it still ate carrots, as if eating could only relieve its inner depression.
? Continuous fart sounds were heard, and Jiang Tian shouted: "Stand there, don't come over!"
The little black bear stopped immediately, with tears in his eyes, why did you scold me loudly? I didn't do anything wrong.
Jiang Tian was helpless, "Don't eat the carrots yet, just stay there for a while and just finish your fart."
Although he didn¡¯t know what the connection was between eating carrots and farting, the little black bear still listened to Jiang Tian¡¯s words and stood motionless.
This fart was very long. It only lasted half an hour, but it gave Jiang Tian the feeling of a whole day. He felt that the entire yard was already polluted, and even the air was much turbid.
Especially the flowers in the bamboo shed seemed to have withered a lot, and the little dumplings slipped into Jiang Tian's pocket from his shoulders.
Later, Jiang Tiandu was forced to come to the door, which was better.
Half an hour later, the little black bear finally stopped farting.
Jiang Tian and his grandfather took out their cattail fans and flapped them frantically in the yard, trying to drive away the stench that permeated the yard.
Fortunately, being inside the mountain, the breeze kept blowing, and with the continuous efforts of the two people, the smell was finally blown away. They sat on the chairs, gasping for air. Just now, it was so continuous. I didn't dare to take a few more breaths because I was afraid that the fart would stink to death.
Grandpa sighed and said: "I didn't expect that the little black bear's fart would be so smelly after giving up. I was really surprised. I didn't expect that it would have such an outstanding effect after eating radish."
"Yes!" Jiang Tian nodded. After this operation, their whole family was almost murdered. Now the three dumplings are still trembling in his pockets, a little unrefreshed, and Amethyst is standing there. On the eaves, smelling that there was no smell inside, he jumped down and landed on Jiang Tian's shoulder.
Dahei also ran in from the outside. Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away very fast, so he did not suffer much damage.
As for the two dogs, Xiao Hei and Xiao Huang, they were very smart and hid outside.
"Xiaobai didn't know where he went. Anyway, they were all used to this cat being mysterious and invisible.
It¡¯s Rhubarb that suffered. He still hasn¡¯t woken up. There are still bubbles at the corners of his mouth, giving him a feeling of being poisoned.
Jiang Tian went to get a ladle of water and poured it on Dahuang's face, but it had no effect.
Grandpa was a little worried: "Is something happening to Dahuang? Do you want to go to the hospital?"
"It's okay, it just couldn't bear such a strong smell for a while, so it fell into a coma." As he said that, Jiang Tian directly fetched a bucket of water and poured it on Dahuang's body. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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