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??Things like worry and hesitation, as long as you meet the right person to solve them, will quickly disintegrate like frost in summer. Zhang Miaoke is a qualified married woman. She uses her wisdom and feminine tenderness to comfort her husband, who has a mental age of sixty and a physical age of eight.
The warm quilt and the snow-white plump breasts gave Yunhao a great sense of security. The next morning, the confused Yunhao disappeared without a trace. In his place was a high-spirited owner of the Yun Family Village!
¡°I have such a beautiful wife, and maybe I will have an even more beautiful wife in the future. What kind of rights and interests does Ganmao have to fight for? You can only live for more than eighty years in total. Wouldn't it be nice to be happy? I want to marry many wives and have many children. I envy a guy who can create a nation, Yun Hao can't help but yearn for him with all his heart.
??Start being a few simple people from today, and be a happy person from today. Become a person who has escaped from low-level tastes and live a noble life from today on.
Xin'er put a napkin around Yunhao, and Yunhao smiled and bared his teeth to say thank you. The napkin fell to the floor, Xiner's face turned as red as a piece of cloth, and the look in Yunhao's eyes was wrong.
Liu Laoliu¡¯s eldest son cleaned the Yun family¡¯s yard. Yunhao bowed and thanked him for his hard work. Liu Da threw down his broom and ran away! Liu Laoliu, who came to ask for help, was so frightened that he had never heard anyone say thank you in his entire life.
"What's the matter with Old Liu?" Yunhao smiled brightly, as if a chrysanthemum had grown on Liu Laoliu's face.
"It will be Yuan Day in more than a month, and the farmers want to get some pigs to raise. I came here specifically to ask the owner!" Liu Laoliu hunched over, filled with anxiety. An old heart, jumping around like a little rabbit.
"Oh! Raising pigs is a good thing. I'll pay for it. It's money! You can't take away your belongings alive or dead. I made a few fat pigs and slaughtered them on the first day of the year so that I can give them teeth as a sacrifice." Yun said. Hao has a kind smile and looks a lot like the fish-hugging doll in the New Year paintings.
Liu Laoliu was sure that the owner of the village was mentally abnormal. Yunhao is famous for his love of cleanliness, and he doesn't care if the farmers have a louse on their head. Why is it that today he is full of joy even though he said that the stinky pig will come? This unscientific!
Qi Biao was holding a bun in his mouth, and his eyes lit up when he heard Yunhao's words. Yunhao ran up to Yunhao with a playful smile, smiling happier than a weasel who stole a fat chicken.
"Brother Hao, you are indeed a little devil and very good at seducing girls. It seems that as long as you hook your fingers, Xin'er will sleep in your bed tonight. But can you do it with your small body?" Qi Biao glanced at him one at a time. He looked at Yunhao carefully, and finally his eyes were fixed on Yunhao's crotch. Mysterious expression and wretched appearance!
"Get out of here! Your mouth smells like shit when you say it!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! If I don't make you angry, why don't I leave? It's you who drove me away!"
Yunhao felt something was wrong. When did this guy become so easy to talk to? There was no time when he came to Yun's house that he didn't eat too much. If he had the opportunity to take advantage of the Yun's village, he would never go back to Zhangji's drug store that used him as a long-time servant.
"Wait! I always feel like something is wrong, you!"
"Nothing! Nothing! Tang Guogong rewarded you with a jade pendant, but he forgot to give it to you yesterday. Anyway, our brothers also paid for your trip to Huozhou. This is considered our hard-earned money." Qi Biao smiled playfully and moved quickly. moved towards the door.
"That's the jade pendant that was awarded to me!" Yunhao roared angrily.
"It's money! You can't take the things outside you with you until you die! Hey! Put down the knife!" When Qi Biao saw Yun Hao pick up a kitchen knife, he immediately ran away like a dog chasing a rabbit.
"Come back, or I will chop you to death. When the thing arrives at the Yun family, it will be named Yun, and no one will be missing."
Zhang Miaoke looked at Yunhao who was chasing Qi Biao all over Zhuangzi, and pursed his lips and smiled. This is what an eight-year-old should do! That guy Qi Biao actually dared to covet the jade pendant of the Mo Yun family. He needs to be taught a lesson.
After uncovering the linen on Li Yuan's body, Yunhao took a breath of cold air. Unexpectedly, Li Yuan still suffered from scar hyperplasia. Although the wound healed, a large sarcoma developed. The dark red sarcoma looked a bit ferocious, and every time the weather changed, it would become red and swollen, causing Li Yuan unbearable pain. Several times, I almost cut myself with a knife.
"My lord, this has something to do with your physique. It's actually just a scar. It's not an evil spirit. It's nothing special. Pain when the weather changes, and there's nothing you can do about it. Ask the second master, the injury on his back is the same. . After this person has been injured, his body will always be somewhat damaged, and he cannot be like a good person. Even if he has not been injured, he will get rheumatism if he always stays in a dark and humid place." Zizhi Tongjian said that Li Yuan had three breasts, Is this what you are referring to? This gangBastard literati, as long as there is an opportunity to flatter others, they will never let it go. Those who didn¡¯t know it thought Li Yuan was really born with a strange phenomenon!
Yunhao has no way to deal with this disease. This kind of hyperplastic skin will be a difficult problem to overcome in future generations. How could he, a doctor with two swords, have such high and sophisticated skills?
"But it's really itchy and uncomfortable. I really want to cut it off with a knife!" Li Yuan said bitterly, and Wu Duan'er was shot to death by random arrows. Otherwise, Li Yuan would definitely make him regret giving birth.
"My Lord, even if you cut it off, the tumor will still grow back, which has something to do with your physique. And I can guarantee that it will be bigger than this next time. By then, you will just It will just be more uncomfortable." Yunhao had seen a similar situation before, a female classmate who had been very good-looking since childhood had one on her chest. At first it was just a small piece, but it ended up growing again every time. Eventually it turned into a big lump, which turned pink over time and looked weird and scary. ! Don't ask how you saw it, you! All right! Change the topic!
I just slept with a beautiful female classmate! If you have the ability to travel through time, come over and bite me!
After comforting Li Yuan, Yunhao visited Li's backyard as usual. I haven't been to the city for many days. I went to the city today to build a good relationship with the future first family. From now on, the wealth of the Yun family and my happy life will all depend on the Li family.
This world is full of wolves, tigers and leopards, and tigers can be neighbors with crocodiles. Leopards and eagles can live upstairs and downstairs, if the tiger accidentally steps on a few eggs while walking one day. From now on, when drinking water by the pond, be careful of things like dead wood. If an eagle accidentally poops on a leopard's head, be careful about its nest on a cliff.
¡° If you argue with these guys, you will die uglier than a pig, so Yunhao decided to be a toothpick bird. It's okay to chew meat shreds in the crocodile's mouth, and clamp a few lice on the tiger's head. Every beast needs a little follower like this to solve the problem without threatening it.
"Humph! Gao Junya is going too far!" As soon as Yunhao walked into Li Er's yard, a teacup flew out. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com