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"You are so smart! My sons!" When Li Er came, the gods retreated. Not to mention ordinary people like Lao Cheng and Lao Niu, when Li Er was an emperor, even his cousin Li Daoyan was not willing to stay by his side.
"A dragon gives birth to nine sons. As a dragon, of course you will have such troubles." Yunhao couldn't persuade him about this kind of thing. Li Er saw Yunhao's ankles, which were not red or swollen at all, and guessed what was going on.
"You really don't plan to get involved? Conglongzhigong! To be honest, if you hadn't tried your best to help me at Xuanwu Sect, maybe your Yun family wouldn't be as wealthy as it is now!" Li Er sat on Yunhao's bed. On the other side, he looked disgusted with his heart.
No matter what myths and legends you come from, creatures like dragons eat people. Yunhao has never doubted the attributes of dragons. Li Er will definitely not spit out bones when eating people.
Believing that he will tell his true feelings is worse than believing that a sow can climb a tree.
The more times this happens, the more energetic you must be. Because there are countless pitfalls hidden in Li Er's words, waiting for you to step on them. As for the ghost head knife or the heding red inside, it all depends on your luck.
Yunhao doesn¡¯t want to try this kind of luck, so it¡¯s better to be honest. This is Jiaozhi, and Yunhao doesn't want to be transported back to his motherland after his death.
"My Majesty! The Yun family are ministers, your Majesty's ministers. I have never thought about and will not participate in anything other than dividing An Rong. As I said before, I am a person who likes leisure and hates work. How can I have this wealth? Your Majesty, your Majesty, your best wish in this life is to eat delicious food, drink fine wine, and then die drunk in the arms of a beautiful woman. It is better to drink too much and die while sleeping. That is life What a joy!"
"You'll die if you fall asleep!" Li Er took out a cigarette and threw one to Yun Hao, then lit it himself. The expression looking out the window is leisurely and fascinating!
"That's the real happiness, you kid, you finally understand it. I'm almost fifty, and there are more and more places where I can't do my best." Li Er took a puff of cigarette, looked at Yun Hao and pointed at his cheek and said: " Here, two teeth are loose. As long as you eat beef, your teeth must be plugged.
You said before that you could wet your shoes by peeing, but I still didn¡¯t believe it! Nowadays, I also have this trend. Do you know how shocked I was when I saw my gray temples in the mirror that day?
My health has been getting worse and worse in the past two years. To be honest, when I was blessed with my concubine, I was a little unable to do what I wanted. Sometimes, you have to rely on the deer blood and ginseng you caught from Liaodong to survive. As a result, it has been two years since my concubine has conceived, and I am really getting old. "Li Er took a long drag on the cigarette, inhaled it into his lungs and then blew out a cloud of smoke.
Yunhao did not dare to speak, as the emperor had a tendency not to speak. Do you still dare to say that impotence is not a disease? I heard that there is a miracle medicine called Wei Ge?
The coconut tree outside the door is very tall. It is estimated that the way your head hangs on it and flutters in the wind will be very eye-catching.
He touched the pillow with his hand, it was a damn wheat bran pillow. The pillow is very soft and comfortable. If only his mother's jade was so good, I wouldn't have to listen to Li Er's nagging if I could give it to myself at this time. God knows whether Li Er will kill someone and silence him after the sadness is over.
"You can't pass the test by pretending to be unconscious. When Li Er wants to tell you what's on his mind, it won't work if you don't speak or talk too much." The scene at this time perfectly explains the specific meaning of accompanying you like a tiger.
"Your Majesty is destined to be the emperor of the ages!" Facing the sad Li Er, Yunhao could only choose something nice to say. We are all foxes for thousands of years, no one can tell anyone about Liaozhai. Bullshit like Wanshou Wujiang is definitely not what Li Er wants to hear at this moment.
"One emperor through the ages! One emperor through the ages! Others don't know, but you don't know? This one emperor through the ages was forced out. The Great Sui Dynasty was devastated by my cousin, and an eighteenth son ruled the world. The nursery rhyme almost killed thousands of people in my Li family.
My cousin is as wary of the emperor as he is of thieves. You all know how Wang Wei and Gao Junya made things difficult for the Supreme Emperor back then. If we don't rebel, my Li family won't have any chance of survival.
In the early years of Wude, when he led his army to fight everywhere. It can be regarded as my most comfortable time. Leading thousands of troops to fight on the battlefield has always been my inner wish. Defeated Xue Ju, defeated Song Jingang, Liu Wuzhou. Defeated Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande again! I, Li Shimin, have never been afraid of being in the battle formation. Hundreds of cavalry are charging into the formation and making three moves.
Song Jingang was trampled to pieces by my war horse, and Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande became my prisoners. But so what? Jiancheng and Yuanji came to force me again. They teamed up with that bitch Zhang Jieyu to kill me. Even a weak scholar like Du Ruhui was dared to be beaten in the street by their domestic slaves.
??????????????????????. The two kinds of sweetness made the eldest grandson feel so good.
Carefully peel a mango for Dad. This yellow thing will remind people of it. But thinking about Li Er eating pumpkin in Chang'an, he also enjoyed it deliciously. Li Zhi had the courage to peel one off for his father.
Li Er took the mango, looked at it, and tried to take a bite. Maybe I thought it tasted good, so I ate it in big mouthfuls.
"Erlang! The pheasant slave said he would bring some banana trees back from here and plant them in the greenhouse. From now on, we can also eat fresh bananas in Chang'an." The eldest grandson ate the bananas peeled by Li Zhi, with maternal love on his face. Smile.
Sunshine, beach, blue sea, blue sky. Beloved wife, filial son. Li Er was in a very good mood. At least one of his sons was not only focused on power.
"Pheasant slave is a filial child! As a twelve-year-old prince, it's time to build a mansion and have his own officials. When I return to Chang'an, I will issue an order! If you designate a house in Chang'an, you don't have to go to the fief to seal it! Okay! My child, I want to be around you for a few more years." Li Er smiled and touched Li Zhi's head.
It¡¯s very strange when a father touches his son¡¯s head like this. My son usually raises his head sixty degrees and smiles like an idiot, without exception!
"The pheasant slave is not willing to leave his mother and his father. From now on, the pheasant slave must respect his mother and his father and be the most filial son in the world." Li Zhi looked like a good baby and expressed his loyalty to Li Er.
"Haha! How can you be the most filial child?" Li Er asked with interest.
"In ancient times, people would lie on the ice to pray for carps. My mother likes to eat fish. But there is no ice here. Tonight, the pheasant slave will take the boat to the sea, catch a fish for the queen with his own hands, and make soup for the queen." Li Zhi tried his best to make soup for the queen. He pretends to be innocent and careless.
"Hahaha! What a silly boy. If the queen mother wants fish, someone will bring it to you. You are also needed. You are not allowed to go to sea at night!" The eldest grandson has a new understanding of the vastness of the sea. Especially going out to sea at night is very risky.
"It seems that I have to find another master for my child! Master Yan is getting old, and what has he taught my child." Li Er also said with a smile.
"Master Yan has been in poor health recently. Pheasant Nu and Dabao both go to the academy to attend classes. They are listening to the teachings of Mr. Li Gang and Mr. Xu Jingzong Xu!" Li Zhi said solemnly.
¡°Oh!¡± Li Er¡¯s original joke was heard by Li Zhi saying this. Li Er's heart moved!
"Abandoning his son to a ninety-year-old man does not seem to be what a qualified father should do. I used to treat Li Zhi as a child, but today I suddenly realized that Li Zhi had grown taller and stronger.
"You can become a feudal lord at the age of twelve this year, and in five or six years you will be eighteen years old and you can be crowned." Li Er suddenly realized that he had extremely neglected his youngest biological son.
"Pheasant slave! Tell me, is it your eldest brother who is nice to you, or your fourth brother who is nice to you?" Li Er threw away the mango, pulled Li Zhi over and asked.
"The Master said that people have five moral ethics: husband and wife, righteousness between king and minister, distinction between husband and wife, order between elder and young, and trust among friends! This is a mirror of being a human being. Younger brothers should respect their elders and not because of their elders. Rich or poor, there is no disrespect for the elder brother. Both the eldest brother and the fourth brother always teach the sons and ministers, and the sons and ministers also follow the master's instructions and respect the two brothers.
The Master also said that we are from the Heavenly Family, and the people of the Tang Empire are looking at us. I, my son, should be a model of brotherhood and brotherhood in the world! "
"Oh, a model of brotherhood and brotherly respect! That's right! Not bad!" Li Er nodded with satisfaction! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com