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Li Er was the only one in the spacious hall, and the chamberlain stood far away with his legs crossed. An irritable and unparalleled warrior is very dangerous. If this warrior happens to be the emperor, he can definitely achieve the effect of keeping strangers away.
Li Er is cruel, Li Er is cold-blooded, and Li Er is ruthless. These are what Yunhao saw with his own eyes. This guy imprisoned his father and probably killed him. Li Er also killed his brother with his own hands and ordered his men to kill his younger brother. His sister-in-law and younger brothers and sisters all appeared in his huge harem.
From every angle, this guy is a heinous villain. At least for a while, Yunhao thought so too.
But when Yunhao saw Li Er, who was as sleepy as a crazy donkey, Yunhao suddenly felt that this guy should be someone who could be saved. At least this guy still has something called conscience deep down in his heart.
There are definitely a few good people in this world, but there are also a few people who are so bad that they smoke. Most of the people in the world are neither good nor bad. If you save them, they might become good people. If you take one step forward, you may be a heinous villain. Heaven to hell is just a thought, and the same is true between villains and heroes in many cases.
Zhang Ergou may have jumped off the building after his collapse, and Wang Erdan may have talked nonsense after his collapse. After Cheng Yaojinzi collapses, he may beat people and destroy things. The degree of damage after a collapse increases exponentially with the increase in status. Li Er, who is at the top of the food chain, can be said to be the most powerful person in the world. It's hard to imagine what would happen if he collapsed. One thing is for sure, a lot of people will die, a lot of people.
Yun Hao decided to rescue Li Er¡¯s conscience. After all, this was also related to the interests of the Yun family.
Thinking about ways to make people sleep, Li Er's manic style of pulling out a pocket watch dangled in front of his eyes. The result was that Li Er trampled the pocket watch to pieces, and by the way, Yun Hao was trampled to pieces as well. When it comes to boxing and kicking skills, Baidu Yunhao is no match for Li Er, and the emperor is not just a boast. There are not many emperors who, after becoming emperor, are still thinking about killing people. Yunhao could tell by the look in Li Er's eyes that Li Er wanted to kill someone, very much!
How did the psychiatrist do it? chat! For chatting, it¡¯s best to have a glass of the best wine. Drink and chat at the same time, and you can coax the other person to sleep while chatting. This method may not necessarily work, but you can give it a try.
Yunhao ordered the chamberlain to get the wine. The chamberlain glanced at the screen and immediately brought the wine jug. You can guess with your buttocks that the eldest grandson is hiding behind the curtain and eavesdropping.
The cyan jade cup is filled with grape wine, and the blood-red wine pulp exudes an alluring aroma. You don¡¯t have to drink it to know it¡¯s good stuff. The collection in Li Ergong's collection is indeed not comparable to ordinary items.
"I tried it, but it doesn't work! Your steamed wine doesn't work either!" Li Er looked at the grape wine in front of him and sighed helplessly.
"My treatment method is to chat, these grape wines are just drinks for chatting." Yunhao sat cross-legged on the ground, and the earth dragons under the hall were warm and fuzzy.
"Chat, this is strange. Anyway, no one has dared to chat with me for many years. Ever since I became the emperor from the King of Qin, no one has dared to say the word chat to me." Li Er sat on the dragon chair. , looking at the grapes with distant eyes.
"Yes! You are the emperor, with a constitution in your mouth and a prince in your hand. From the sea in the east to the desert in the west. As long as you stamp your feet, everyone will tremble. You are the most powerful person in the world, don't say a word. Even if you are One look can determine a person's fate or even life or death. Chatting with you makes me tired of living. There is a saying that goes well, accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger." Yunhao took a sip of grape wine, which was sour and sweet. It kept rolling in the mouth.
"Then you still dare to chat with me, are you not afraid that I will eat you?" Li Er also took a sip of the grape wine, and he had to say that Yunhao was right. Power has reached the pinnacle that humans can control, and it feels so cold up there! Now even if his eldest grandson talks to him, he has to weigh it again and again. Perhaps, this is why the emperor calls himself a loner.
"Eat! If you eat me, you can sleep peacefully. I would rather you eat me. But my Majesty, if you eat me, no one will talk to you. Don't even think about it in this life!" Yun Hao Simply straighten your legs and stretch them out under the table.
"I am alone! I am alone! I killed my elder brother and younger brother. My father is afraid of me, and my son is afraid of me. Even my queen is beginning to be afraid of me. The Tang Dynasty has spread the word about me to the streets! "Li Er took a sip of wine helplessly and shook his head.
"No, no one dares to say that His Majesty is not honest. Yu Chigong will smash the man into meat paste, and Uncle Qin will split him in half. Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda will pull out the man's tongue and serve it as a banquet. "
?Thing, what are you bored with? "With a way out, Li Er quickly switched his identity to that of an emperor. Yunhao didn't understand how a person could switch between the two identities at will. People like Li Er should be gifted .
"Your Majesty! It's hard to talk about this kind of thing. There are too many things that I hate. But what I hate is hypocrisy. Everyone wears a mask when interacting with others. I'm tired!"
"Haha! It turns out that you, the boy, are also tired sometimes. You were only eight years old when you came to our Li family. You are a small person, but you are full of wits and have tied our Li family through one difficulty after another. At that time, you Yeah, your mouth is really open to talking about people and ghosts. I thought you were born with this look, but it turns out that you also get bored sometimes." Li Er took a sip of wine and looked at Yun Hao with a smile.
"Actually, sometimes I'm tired of this, but there are only a few people like you in the world. It's hard to treat others sincerely, and I've met more hypocritical people than you. To be honest, sometimes I feel scared when I hear their compliments. I think it's too much. But what can I do? I govern a country, and the same rice supports all kinds of people. The country not only needs warriors who are accustomed to fighting, but also needs ministers who can govern the world.
But there is absolutely no shortage of people who whitewash the situation. It is these complicated people who form the imperial court to help me hunt and shepherd the people of the world who are even more complicated. "Li Er took another sip of wine and smiled helplessly.
Li Er suddenly felt very relaxed. He hadn't felt this way for a long time. Perhaps it was because no one dared to chat with him like this for a long time. Many times, Li Er is surrounded by death. Either someone was pushed down and beaten to death with sticks, or someone's head was beheaded and presented to them. Only Yunhao or Li Shentong had the courage to talk to him like this.
"Because you are Your Majesty, and I, Yunhao, am just an ordinary person who likes to be lazy. Do you remember what I said to Your Majesty when we were in Jinyang? My best wish in this life is to marry several beautiful wives, and then I live my life with them in my arms. I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, and I count money until my hands cramp. This is the life I want, without gold and silver, without intrigues.
There is only laziness and enjoyment. This is the life I want to live. Yunhao also took a sip of the grape wine. He seemed to feel that it was not enough to drink, so he simply picked up the wine bottle and drank it to his mouth.
"You!" Li Er smiled helplessly, and he had a lot of evil intentions, but he had such a lazy temperament. How did God create this monster!
"My Majesty, in such a prosperous age as the Zhenguan Dynasty, what are you doing if you don't eat and wait for death? It is very dangerous to look at the tiger with an eagle and raise your mind. It is best this way. The friendship between you and me as monarch and minister can be maintained for a long time. I am fishing in Dengzhou , isn¡¯t it great that you have the world in mind in Chang¡¯an? If it weren¡¯t for your status as the Duke of the country, I wouldn¡¯t even want the position of governor of Dengzhou.
¡°Since Your Majesty mentioned it today, that boy dared to borrow someone from Your Majesty. "
"who?"
"Xu Jingzong, please leave him alone. I believe he will govern Dengzhou very well!"
"He is now the governor of Yangzhou, and he went to Dengzhou to serve as your chariot? Is he crazy?" Li Er looked at Yun Hao in surprise. Xu Jingzong was excellent in the official assessment last year. There were promotions this year and next, but Yunhao was demoted by half a level.
"Then you can send a capable driver. Anyway, I just want to go fishing in the sea when I arrive in Dengzhou."
"What do you think of Duke Yi?"
"no!"
"Why?"
"He wants to stay in Chang'an as a doorkeeper!"
"Uh!" Li Er was speechless! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com