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"You are my wife! Your father promised you to me!" Gouzi grabbed Wu Mei's collar and roared viciously.
"That doesn't count! That doesn't count! I don't want to marry you!" Wu Mei pouted, her beautiful face almost turning into a bun.
"Pa!" Gouzi slapped Wu Mei on the head, "My uncle gave your father a betrothal gift of one hundred taels of gold, and you are my wife. If you let me hear you curse my uncle again, I will beat you to death." !" Gouzi raised his palm again, making Wu Mei shrink her neck in fright.
Such quarrels often happened, and they always ended with Wu Mei getting beaten up. Gouzi is obviously not good at persuasion and education. Slap is persuasion and fist is education. This is how my father treated my mother when I was a child. Little dogs naturally become advocates of domestic violence. After more than half a month of practice, Gouzi felt that competing with women was simply damaging to the body and mind.
??????????????????????????????????? Dad¡¯s method is really effective, and nothing can be said after a slap.
Wu Mei¡¯s big eyes were filled with tears, but there was nothing she could do. The Wu family accepted the gold from the Yun family, which meant that the Wu family sold themselves to the Yun family. The boy named Yun Gouer in front of him became his husband. Theoretically speaking, he can now be called Yunwu clan.
"Cry, cry, cry, you know how to cry in one day. When I just came back, I saw a candy seller on the street. If you like sweets, I will bring you one." Gouzi pulled out a candy man from behind like a magic trick. come out. It would have been okay if she didn't pull her, but this pull actually pulled Wu Mei's tears out. The sweet man was squashed by the dog. The delicate and beautiful boy now looks like a pig.
"No, let's go! I'll buy it for you on the street. My dog's wife can't eat anything she wants. When my uncle was at home, the candied haws made by me was sour and sweet. It was so delicious. If there is no war now, When we return to Chang'an, we'll ask the cook at home to cook it for you." Gouzi took Wu Mei's hand angrily and dragged her out the door.
There is no little girl who is not greedy, especially Wu Mei who likes sweets the most. Being dragged away by the dog, he half-pushed and half-heartedly followed.
The two villains went out to the street, although this Yuezhou city was not very good. But it was very busy, and the voices of people calling for buying and selling kept coming and going. Pedestrians on the street rub shoulders with each other, and many of those doing small business are nearby villagers. They all come to Yuezhou City to earn some extra money and spend a good New Year.
Turn left and right and come to the candy seller. There are many candy sellers stuck on straw sticks. There are grass chickens and various characters, and they are very beautiful with paint.
Wu Mei¡¯s tears have long since disappeared. She looked at this and that. Finally, a green finger pointed at a phoenix, "I want this!"
Gouzi is a good man. Even if what his wife wants is limited edition, he must get it back as soon as possible. You know, today¡¯s dogs have long stopped eating the dog from Goryeo who ate wild vegetables and became mushy. But the young nephew of the Yun family can withdraw a hundred dollars from any transaction of the Yun family by just swiping his face. Buying a phoenix for my wife is a trivial matter!
¡°Boss, how much does this phoenix cost? I bought it!¡± Gouzi said, reaching out to pull out the beautiful phoenix.
"Little brother! This phoenix was ordered by someone else. You have to buy it tomorrow." Seeing the dog going to pull out the phoenix, the old man who played the candy man quickly stopped him.
"A reservation?" Gouzi was a little confused. Do you need to make a reservation to buy a candy figure these days? Why don't you say apply for a card! Charge fifty and get fifty free!
"Little brother! It's not difficult to blow this phoenix, but it's difficult to paint the phoenix. Just the color on this body takes a whole hour to paint. The old man can only do this one in one day. Little one. If you like it, I can get it out early tomorrow and keep it for you." The old man said to Gouzi with a smile on his face.
When Gouzi heard that someone else had ordered it, he stopped.
"I want it today. You said you wanted to buy it for me. You said you wanted to buy it for me." When I saw the phoenix in my hand actually flew away, I immediately became distraught. Holding the dog's arm, he swayed left and right so that half of the dog's body swayed.
"Uncle, could you please be accommodating? I'll give you more money! Here are fifty coppers, take them!" Gouzi had no choice but to discuss it with the old man who sold the candy. Gouzi thinks it is his shame to be unable to fulfill his wife's wishes. In order to satisfy his wife, Gouzi resorted to a unique trick, adding more money! A candy man costs only five cents, while Phoenix is ??more expensive and only costs eight cents. The fifty big boys like Gouzi are indeed very tempting.
"Uh! This!" The old man licked his lips. A man of fifty was indeed very tempting to him.
"Hmph! Fifty grown-ups dare to come to Yuezhou to act as uncles, and you don't even open your eyes to tell where this place is. Yo! Little ladyQuite beautiful! "The old man was about to speak, when suddenly four fourteen-year-old young men walked out of the nearby tea shop.
When the old candy seller saw these teenagers, he immediately swallowed his words. Use your eyes to signal Gouzi and Wu Mei to leave quickly!
Gouzi didn¡¯t seem to see the old man¡¯s glare, and glanced sideways at these young men. Several people were wearing silk and satin clothes, with jade pendants hanging around their waists. You can tell by the quality that it¡¯s expensive! But from the lustful looks they looked at Wu Mei, Gouzi could be sure that these pieces were not good cakes.
"What are you looking at! I'm not afraid to tell you that this sugar man has made a reservation. I want it! Hehe! How about letting the little lady play with our buddy for two days?" A young man in the lead had a black mole on the corner of his mouth. There were a few black hairs growing on it, which looked disgusting.
"Who are you!" Gouzi naturally would not take such a playboy seriously, and said arrogantly, holding his arms.
"Ha! Ha! In this city of Yuezhou, who doesn't know our Young Master Wang? If you are wise enough, hurry up and match our Young Master Wang, and leave the little lady behind and get out of here." The minion next to him roared with a fierce look on his face. road.
¡°Young Master Wang, let¡¯s be the eighth oldest!¡± Gouzi said with a smile.
"How did you know! His grandma is looking for death!" The other bitch had just finished speaking proudly when he suddenly understood. In anger, he rushed to the dog and punched him.
Gouzi is no longer the Gouzi he was during the Goryeo Dynasty. He has followed Xiongkuohai for more than a year and has learned nothing else. How could he be so evil? When he was in Yangzhou, he had more than a dozen heads chopped off. These guys in front of me are so trivial!
Picking up the rolling pin on the old man¡¯s desk, the jujube wood rolling pin was as hard as iron. Gouzi ducked down to avoid the punch, and the rolling pin in his hand hit the guy's lower leg with the wind.
The face bone can be regarded as the most exposed bone in the human body. The bone is close to the flesh and skin, and there is no muscle or fat in the middle. As soon as the rolling pin went down, the man howled and rolled on the ground holding his legs. The sound was miserable, as if he was grooming a pig.
"How brave!" Among the young men, a muscular guy about fifteen or sixteen years old rushed out immediately. He picked up a bench and pointed it at the dog's head to say hello. If it were smashed hard this time, the dog's brains would be smashed out.
Gouzi ducked away from the bench and picked up the rolling pin in his hand. A pot of scalding syrup immediately became steamy and smeared on the young man's face. The dough maker's syrup needs to be heated at all times, otherwise it will solidify quickly. The sticky sugar smeared on his face, and the boy screamed and went to grab it. But it was impossible to catch the syrupy stuff, and ended up getting a lot of it on my hands. Fortunately, the temperature of the syrup is not too high. Although it will be painful, it will not be fatal. If it were replaced with asphalt, it would burn someone to death.
When Young Master Wang saw that Gouzi had injured two people with his attack, he naturally did not dare to step forward. Looking at his screaming accomplice, he pointed at Gouzi and said, "Don't leave if you have the guts!" After saying that, he took the remaining minion and ran away.
Gouzi took two steps to run and threw the rolling pin in his hand like a meteor hammer. It hit Young Master Wang on the lower back, and the running Young Master Wang was knocked over. Fortunately, the dog next to him grabbed me by the leg, so I managed to escape in embarrassment while holding on to my waist.
"Young man, let's go quickly! If the Wang family comes, you will suffer a big loss." The old candy seller took out the phoenix and put it into the dog's hand, signaling the dog to leave quickly.
"Wang family? Are they very powerful?" Gouzi turned into a phoenix and asked, putting the money bag in his hand into the old man's arms.
"Awesome? Young man, you don't know that the Wang family is the dominant tyrant in Yueyang City. Not only are there people in the court, but even the water bandits in Dongting Lake have deep friendship with their family. Leave quickly, the governor can't even touch their family. "The old man wanted to return the money in his arms to Gouzi, but Gouzi pushed him back.
Wu Mei took the phoenix from Gouzi's hand and kicked the screaming man twice. Then he took the dog and ran away. A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences. If the two children were caught, they would definitely suffer a loss if they didn't even have anyone to report the news.
The Chinese army camp that Zhang Baoxiang found for Yun Hao was actually Li Xiaogong's villa in Yuezhou. After what happened this time, it is estimated that Li Xiaogong will never come to Jiangnan again. Simply, Yun Hao was given the opportunity to serve as the military headquarters.
The location of Xingyuan is good, but it is a bit far from the market. Wu Mei pulled the dog and ran back, still half a street away from the carriage house. There was the sound of intensive horse hooves behind them, and when I looked back, I saw a group of knights galloping on their horses. Pedestrians in the downtown area gave way, and some stalls were knocked to the ground. The voices of crying father and mother were in chaos!
¡°I didn¡¯t expect that the Wang family is really arrogant in Yuezhou City. You actually dare to allow knights to gallop on their horses in a busy city. Are you not afraid of trampling people to death?
"Run!" Gouzi pushed Wu Mei, then he picked up a vegetable vendor's pole and hid on the side of the road.
"That's them, don't let them run away. The eighth young master said, there will be a reward for catching them!" Before he could get close, Gouzi heard the shouts of the knights on the horse. If you look closely, you can see that it's the loser who just escaped.
Wu Mei ran towards the carriage house without looking back, turning a deaf ear to the sound of horse hooves behind her.
"Let me show you how powerful I am!" The dog screamed and thrust out the pole in his hand. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com).
"That's them, don't let them run away. The eighth young master said, there will be a reward for catching them!" Before he could get close, Gouzi heard the shouts of the knights on the horse. If you look closely, you can see that it's the loser who just escaped.
Wu Mei ran towards the carriage house without looking back, turning a deaf ear to the sound of horse hooves behind her.
"Let me show you how powerful I am!" The dog screamed and thrust out the pole in his hand. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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