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As expected by Yun Hao, Jieli Qikou lost most of its troops. He prepared to take refuge with Xue Yantuo with the remaining defeated generals, but he didn't expect to meet Tang Jian on the way.
Mr. Tang Jian really lived up to his reputation as a big liar. After some persuasion, he successfully made Jie Li hesitate. hesitate¡¡! Just hesitation is enough! Li Jing would not give Jie Li any chance, he was like a ferocious jackal. On a snowy night, Jieli was successfully attacked.
In the chaos, the Turks couldn't figure out how many people came. Some of their subordinates surrendered and some were killed. Jie Li immediately rode out on a thousand-mile horse. After galloping in the wilderness for three days and three nights, he plunged into the arms of Zhang Baoxiang, deputy general manager of the march of Datong Road.
It¡¯s a pie in the sky, it¡¯s pure beef filling. Zhang Baoxiang immediately sent this big treasure to Chang'an for exhibition. The king of the grassland is now treated like a Tibetan Mastiff.
Big shots are meant to entertain the public. Li Er¡¯s celebration banquet has been held eight times. Every time he reaches a climax after drinking, Mr. Jie Li will be taken out for a walk.
The Turks were defeated in one battle, which completely disheartened Li Yuan. At that time, he even had the idea of ????moving the capital to avoid the Turks. But he didn't expect that the second son would take action. The sharp sword hanging over Chang'an's head was ruthlessly shattered.
At the grandest banquet, Li Yuan, who had not been out for a long time, finally stepped down from the mahjong table. After getting drunk, Li Yuan played the piano with his arms bare, and Li Er left the show in person. Stretching her arms and kicking her legs, Hu Xuan danced extremely coquettishly.
I thought it had reached its climax, but Yunhao was still wrong. Li Er didn't even wipe his sweat after finishing dancing. He actually ran to Li Yuan and knelt down in front of him, and then kissed Li Yuan's breasts in Yunhao's shocked eyes.
Restricted level! Absolutely restricted level! Yunhao could hardly believe his eyes, knowing that your family has Hu people's blood. But you can't be so violent!
Yunhao wanted to cover his eyes, but other people in the Tai Chi Hall howled like wolves. Li Shentong's eyes were red, and he was beating his chest like a diamond. Li Daozong jumped on the table, waving his hands like a madman.
The Li family are all perverts, this was the first reaction in Yunhao's mind. Ignoring those mentally disturbed people, Yunhao walked up to Jie Li who was being led like a dog.
"Hey! Do you remember me?" Yunhao hit Jie Li on the head with a wine glass. The chain around his neck was tight, so he wasn't afraid of biting.
"You are!" Jieli said in confusion. He has no intention of biting. If he had a tail at this time, he would wag it without hesitation.
"Discourteous! This is the Duke of Chu of the Tang Dynasty." The guard holding Jie Li hit Jie Li on the back with a whip. The fat on Jie Li's face twitched in pain, and he quickly lowered his head and said, "Young man Jie Li, I have met the Duke of Chu."
Yunhao glanced at the young guard, Cheng Chumo, Lao Cheng's eldest son. He was born with muscles at the age of sixteen, and his mind was filled with bloody thoughts of killing enemies on the battlefield and making achievements. This time, it was he who captured Jieli with his cavalry. Zhang Baoxiang was very knowledgeable and sent him to escort Jie Li to Chang'an. Li Eryi was happy and stayed in the palace as a guard. At the same time, he promised his daughter Qinghe to Cheng Chumo.
"I went to Turks more than ten years ago, and you were very majestic at that time. When I was in the sixth year of Wude, I guarded Shuofang. You were also very proud at that time! The year before last, you almost became the master of this city. Now you How do you feel about coming to Chang'an?" Giving Cheng Chumo a smile, Yunhao continued to talk to Jie Li.
"So you're the one guarding Shuofang. Disrespect! Disrespect!" The neck was tightened tightly, and Jieli's face turned red. But his face still tried hard to maintain a smile.
"You are the king of the grassland, why are you being led like a dog?" Yunhao hit Jieli's head with his wine glass again.
"Hmph! They are all idiots who don't know how to resist when the enemy comes. What can I do on my own!" After hearing Yunhao's words, Jie Li actually started to roar.
¡°Bah!¡± Another whip hit Jie Li¡¯s back! Cheng Chumo didn't seem to understand his hatred, and then whipped him a few more times. How can a prisoner of war still have the heart of a king in his heart? There are already enough kings in the Tang Dynasty, and there must be no more.
Cheng Chumo¡¯s hand was very strong, and with just a few whips, Jie Li¡¯s back was already torn open and bleeding. Jieli was so painful that his eyes and nose ran with tears, and he cried very sadly. Tears and snot all over my face, it¡¯s disgusting!
Yunhao lost interest in talking anymore. It was very unpleasant not to see the legendary hero who looked down upon death. The man in front of him was a loser. Why did he conclude an alliance with Li Er on the Weishui River? Aren¡¯t the men on the grassland not afraid of death? Why did everything change when we arrived at Jieli?
Let the waiter fill his cup with the mostSteaming wine, he smiled and said to Jie Li: "To the king of the grassland." After saying that, he poured a glass of wine, which was almost alcoholic, onto Jie Li's back.
The screams like those of a slaughtered pig suddenly sounded, which made Yunhao feel much better. He could not forget the tragic scene after Hebei was poisoned by the Turks, and he could not forget the Han women who were killed by the Turks in front of the battle under Zhuozhou City. Jie Li looks like Li Er's baby, so he can't be killed. There's only so much you can do!
The scream successfully attracted Li Er's attention, and Li Er, who was immersed in the love of his father and his son, was very dissatisfied. How can it be that there are discordant voices in the political show that I put on?
"Yunhao, what are you doing?" Fang Xuanling, the roundworm in Li Er's belly, immediately asked in a pretentious manner.
"Jie Li is injured, and I am healing him. Otherwise, if he dies, everyone will have less fun!" Yunhao shrugged nonchalantly and threw the wine glass on Jie Li's face. The heavy bronze wine bottle immediately hit Jieli and caused his nose to bleed. This was the result of Yunhao's lack of force, otherwise he might have been smashed to death.
"Oh! So that's it, I'm here to help treat the injuries of the eagle on the grassland." Li Yuan suddenly became interested. He had raised an army in Taiyuan. Forced by the situation, he surrendered to the Turks, which has always been regarded as a lifelong shame by Li Yuan. Now that I have the opportunity, how can I not take revenge?
A jar of strong liquor was poured down from Jie Li's head, and Li Yuan's mood suddenly became much lighter when Jie Li screamed.
Li Er waved his hand to Cheng Chumo. If he keeps playing like this, this big baby will be beaten to death. Now we still need this guy to act like a baby and show the separatist forces a good look. What will happen if you go against Datang?
The banquet continued, and Li Yuan was in a very good mood. The father and son ended up together, stretching their arms and kicking like crazy.
I finally know that Li Er¡¯s Hu Xuan is so coquettish. Li Yuan's Hu Xuan is only more charming than his son.
Yunhao knew that this was their father and son trying to reconcile. Faced with Li Er's impressive martial arts, Li Yuan began to give in. This son is indeed better than himself. In just three years, the Tang Empire had already shown its ferocious fangs. From then on, it will show off its fangs and claws. The achievement of the powerful Tang Dynasty has been praised by the Han people for thousands of years!
Li Er and Li Yuan were both tired from dancing. Li Yuan took a breath for a while. The waiter brought a small plate, and Yunhao wanted to run away when he saw what was on the plate.
Skillfully picked up small pieces of paper and skillfully sprinkled tobacco. Skillfully twist off the sharp tip at the front and skillfully light a match. You damn well know that you have to keep the matches in your hands to protect them from the wind.
There was no wind in the Taiji Hall, but Yunhao felt cold all over his body. Because Li Er next to him also rolled one. The two men puffed into the clouds, not knowing what they were talking about, and started laughing happily.
It¡¯s over! It¡¯s over! Tobacco, with its unique characteristics, began to wreak havoc on the aristocratic class of the Tang Dynasty. Just look at Li Daozong, Li Xiaogong and the others' envious eyes. These two guys will not be able to escape the scourge of tobacco sooner or later. No wonder Li Shentong came to his house a few days ago and took away a sack of tobacco. He said he wanted it, but he was actually robbing it. Even if Yunhao hid the tobacco in the bedroom, it still didn't help.
The words are pretty, you can get anything from his house. There's no problem with taking his wife!
Hearing this, Yunhao felt the urge to kill. Damn, your wife is already over sixty. I don¡¯t lack a grandma!
While thinking about it, Li Daozong and Li Xiaogong came over. "Mr. Chu! I heard that that thing came from your family? Give it to your brothers. After so many years of friendship, you don't even know how to share the good things with your brothers." The Li family are all thick-skinned and speak righteously when asking for things. . It makes it seem like Yunhao should feel guilty for once!
"This thing is precious! One tael of gold and one tael of tobacco, you two still want to smoke it?" Yunhao made the price without hesitation. Since the spread of tobacco cannot be controlled, then the price of tobacco should be controlled. Selling it at a sky-high price can also somewhat stop the spread of tobacco.
"One tael of gold!" The two princes of the Li family widened their eyes at the same time.
Just when Yunhao thought they had given up, suddenly the two of them nodded in unison. "Give me two pounds!"
"I also want two kilograms, and I will ask you to send the money to your house tomorrow."
Yunhao was speechless. He had forgotten that the more expensive something is, the more respect it has. As soon as I raise the price, it is estimated that the entire noble class of the Tang Dynasty will be poisoned by tobacco. There is no way, when smoking has become a matter of face, price is not an issue.
This is like the Apple mobile phone in later generations. The more expensive it is, the more people will sell it. Selling cheap domestic mobile phones, but there are a lot of people rushing to find faults.
The banquet lasted until ten o'clock in the morning, when the guests and hosts were all enjoying themselves.
You need to make good preparations for next year when spring comes and the flowers bloom. The killers will come back, and the grassland will be very fat. All of them are fat as pigs, how can they be successful without killing them and bleeding them.
A few days ago, I went to Lao Qin¡¯s house and saw an agate the size of a table. It was Lao Cheng who brought it back to Qin Qiong, saying that he wanted his brother to eat with it and it would be delicious!
The dining table made of damn natural agate looks sweet to the eye.
It doesn¡¯t matter whether Qin Qiong is sweet or not, Yunhao returned home and slept all day long, it was very sweet! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)So fat. All of them are fat as pigs, how can they be successful without killing them and bleeding them.
A few days ago, I went to Lao Qin¡¯s house and saw an agate the size of a table. It was Lao Cheng who brought it back to Qin Qiong, saying that he wanted his brother to eat with it and it would be delicious!
The dining table made of damn natural agate looks sweet to the eye.
It doesn¡¯t matter whether Qin Qiong is sweet or not, Yunhao returned home and slept all day long, it was very sweet! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com