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Chapter 538 The Yun family is a fat pig

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    Li Daoyan glanced at Yun Hao suspiciously, and Li Chengqian also looked at Yun Hao.  They all felt that there was something wrong with Yunhao's mental state today.

    "Mother Nuwa made up for it, and the only stone left is Huashan Mountain. The birds are flying with the sun on their backs, flying from east to west!" Yunhao shouted while pulling his neck, leaving no trace in the vast sea.  He slowed down his horse and kept a distance from the owner of the house.  The guards' hands were clasped on the bow strings, and the master of the house would probably attract wolves if he shouted like this.

    "I said Brother Hao, don't scare me. The sound of your voice almost scared the horse. If you really bump into something unclean, you'd better go find Yuan Tiangang and tell him quietly. I know you don't believe this, but this thing can't be  If you don¡¯t believe it, don¡¯t believe it completely.¡± Li Daoyan said worriedly.

    Yun Hao glanced at Li Daoyan, "Xue Rengui and his sister are going to live in the Yun family. Will I tell you?"

    "I don't know how to appreciate it. This song is called a divine song. Let's roar in a Huayin old tune!" Yun Hao roared, which scared Li Daoyan and he quickly reined in his horse.  I don¡¯t know what happened to Yunhao today. A guy who doesn¡¯t usually ride a horse, he decided to ride a horse today.

    ¡°Perhaps Yunhao¡¯s shout was too loud, as there were wolves howling in the woods beside the road.  It was probably because he saw the large number of people in the team that he didn't rush out to bite anyone.

    ¡°Stop singing, you¡¯ve brought out the wolves.¡± Li Daoyan said angrily.  Although he is not afraid of wolves, Yunhao's singing is really no different from killing a pig.

    "My uncle sang very well and was very impressive!"

    ????????????????????? How can the Divine Comedy be appreciated by ordinary people like you?  Yunhao smiled and gave Gouzi a slap on the head, urging the horse forward.  On the horizon ahead, you can already see the towering walls of Chang'an City.

    "If Chang'an City is a huge web, Li Er is the biggest spider entrenched in the center of the web.  He controlled everything in this giant city, and even everything in the Tang Empire.

    The chamberlain and the palace servants did not dare to show their anger. Li Er, who was walking up the stairs, had a solemn expression on his face.  I don¡¯t know who could actually ask His Majesty the Emperor to greet him personally.  Even though it was only at the gate of the palace, it already caused a great sensation.

    Before reaching the palace gate, Yunhao and Li Chengqian and Li Daoyan jumped off the horse.  Since being a courtier makes you a courtier, you should definitely not lack the proper etiquette.  But I don't dare to learn Gengyao's fate, that is, he is a fool.

    Before he could salute, Li Er came up to him with a smile.  Without saying anything, he took Yunhao's hand and walked inside.  Li Chengqian and Li Daoyan were stunned for a moment, and immediately followed them into Tai Chi Palace.

    "Yun Qing went to the northwest to exterminate the rebels and made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. I am very relieved!" Li Er's loud voice echoed in the main hall of Tai Chi Palace.

    This is not the way to speak, the boy has become Yun Qing.  This is a sign of alienation, and the emperor is a creature born with persecution paranoia.  Li Er, who successfully rebelled, is a serious patient.

    Out of instinct, he divided his ministers into two parts.  One is capable of rebellion, and the other is incapable of rebellion.  Those who have the ability to rebel must be guarded against and suppressed, while those who are unable to rebel need to be promoted and reused.  This is the so-called Mingjun!

    From Li Er¡¯s perspective, Yunhao meets all the characteristics of a rebel.  He has the ability and skill, his title is high enough and he has enough subordinates.  And there is another advantage that no one else can match: youth!  Even if Li Er can suppress it, Li Er will not rebel.  Li Chengqian's little friend can also hold it down.

    Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had this idea, so Zhou Yafu died.  Zhu Yuanzhang had this idea, so Lan Yu Li Shanchang died.  If this person was not Yunhao, his bones would probably be cold by now.

    "When you come back this time, Yun Qing must not refuse the official position of Shangshu Zuopushe. The Tang Dynasty needs talents like Yun Qing to lead the army of the Tang Dynasty." Seeing Yun Hao about to salute, Li Er said again.

    Yun Hao bowed deeply and said: "Your Majesty! I cannot sit in this position, and I dare not sit down! This dispatch of troops is the last time I let my horse go. From now on, I will not lead troops again, nor will I hold any position in the imperial court.  If your majesty has an official position that does not require you to be a errand, but also provides you with a salary. Moreover, the official position is very high and you can bully others, please give your majesty a minor minister." Yun Hao reported helplessly, almost saying that the Yun family would not rebel.  .

    "Yun Qing, what are you!" Li Er was stunned. This was the second time he invited Yun Hao to serve as Minister Zuopushe.  The Prime Minister of a country, this is the official position that many people are vying for.  But this guy actually insisted on not doing it.  This made Li Er feel like his fist was smashed into cotton!

    "Your Majesty! This kid has been in the dormitory since he was eight years old. You should be familiar with his temperament. In this life, I just want to be popular, drink hot food, marry a group of beauties, and have a lot of children. Life is enough!

    For the sake of the Tang Dynasty, I have lost too much enjoyment time.  In the following days, the boy wanted to laze aroundSpend time at home.  Just think of raising a fat pig!  "

    "Uh! Ah ha ha ha!" Li Er laughed like a convulsion.  Today he has conceived countless kinds of dialogues between monarch and ministers, full of overt and covert swords.  But he didn't even think about it, Yun Hao actually answered like this.

    "Your Majesty! The life of a warrior and an iron horse is actually the life that Your Majesty wants. The life that a humble minister wants is to eat and die. You are a king, so you need to have lofty aspirations and ambitions. I am a minister, and you don't need such lofty ambitions.  . When the wife and children are on the hot bed, it¡¯s best to have two ounces of wine. In fact, this is Wei Chen¡¯s life, and it should also be the life Wei Chen yearns for.

    There were many meritorious soldiers in this northwest battle.  They fought with their lives to win the battle, and there was actually no merit in it.  In fact, I just went to cause trouble for them.  As you know, I have a good mouth and will eat nothing but delicious food.  They are accustomed to luxury in everything from food, clothing to accommodation. The military personnel are so busy that they are overwhelmed by this little hobby of the minister.

    The minister said that he would not lead troops in the future, but it was actually for the sake of the imperial court.  One day, because of the minister's fault, His Majesty will cut off the minister's head to humiliate the country. That would not be good.  It's better to leave early, so that you can still use the name of a famous general of the Tang Dynasty to bluff people.  "

    "Hahaha! Let's have a wine and a banquet. I want to help Yun Qing wash away the dust!" Li Er smiled even more heartily. Yun Hao had made it clear that he would no longer lead troops, which really made him feel good.  Most of the worries in my heart have gone away, and what's left is to see if Yunhao can really do it and enjoy it without any distractions.

    When the army returned to Chang'an in triumph, they received the warmest and grandest welcome from Li Er.  The officials of the Ministry of Rites were driven around like frightened donkeys, busy with the triumphal ceremony.

    In this imperial campaign, although Luo Yi was annihilated on the Eastern Front, the Turks and Koreans were driven away.  But in the end, the victory was not so glorious, so the triumphal ceremony was far less grand than that of the Western Route Army.  The Western Route Army fought hard with swords.  Kill Youliang and fight against Suzhou!  Building a human-headed temple in Beijing showed off his martial arts skills, and he won consecutive battles along the way.  This point left the proud soldiers on the Eastern Front speechless.

    Li Wenzhong, Qiu Shili, and Master Sheng Yan showed their faces, and each received official titles and rewards.  Now the three guys have become marquises, which is extremely rare in the Zhenguan Dynasty where the title of nobility is very strict.

    Almost everyone selectively ignored the head coach of the Western Expeditionary Army and put an end to Li Er's statement.  Duke Guo of Chu is ill, and it is very serious and requires meditation to recuperate.

    Yunhao is indeed very ill now, his whole body is hot, his forehead is covered with beads of sweat, and his mouth feels like he has a piece of charcoal in his mouth.

    "Hiss! Ha!" Yunhao took a breath and then spit it out again.  I took a big sip of grape wine. The sour grape wine was mixed with ice fish. This was my life saved.

    "Alang, I couldn't bear to eat chili peppers at first. But once you get used to it, it's really really delicious." Zhang Miaoke was also extremely spicy.

    Next to them, Xiner Yuan'er and Dugu Wanwan also drooled and nodded.  As for Yun Baobao, he has already gone elsewhere with his grandma.  Anything with a little bit of chili pepper on it is considered poison by children.  Not only him, but even the panda Xiaohua stayed far away.  As long as you smell the smell of chili pepper, you will avoid it.

    There is a layer of red chili peppers floating on the boiling oil, and there is also a large amount of peppercorns mixed in.  Take out the snow-white black fish fillet and put it in your mouth, and a spicy taste will fill your entire taste buds.

    "For boiled fish, you must use black fish. Other fish have too many spines, so I'm telling you, all meat-eating fish are more delicious than grass-eating fish." Yunhao picked up another one for himself  Big Chopsticks Fish said.

    "Today, the imperial court awarded meritorious ministers. Master Sheng Yan and the others have all become marquises. Li Wenzhong stayed in the Ministry of War and became the left minister, and Qiu Shili became the right minister!"

    "What are you talking about when you are eating at home? From today on, the Yun family will neither lead soldiers nor join the court. They will manage the fiefdom and make a fortune silently. In the past few years, they have conquered here and there, killing more people than eating.  .It smells like blood. Do you think it¡¯s a good thing?

    Over the years, I have n¡¯t enjoyed it well. I ¡¯m so sorry for myself.  I'll take a two-month break and take you out for some fun.  Not to mention that our family didn't get any benefits from the northwest contact. You husband, I bought an island for our family near Dengzhou.

    Have you ever heard of Penglai Fairy Island? The exquisiteness there is the most beautiful scenery in the world.  I will take you to see the sunrise on the sea, and then get a boat to fish in the Bohai Bay.  What's so delicious about dried sea cucumbers? If you want to eat them, let's eat them fresh.  Stir-fried sea cucumbers with green onions are absolutely delicious.  There are also prawns in Bohai Bay. Do you know about giant prawns?  Two of them weigh a pound and are as thick as three fingers.  Chewing it in your mouth is a strong feeling.

    Make dumplings stuffed with prawns and add some chopped green onions. They are so fresh that you can swallow them with your tongue.  There are also scallops, abalone, and whale meat that are delicious when grilled.  The big flying crab is as big as the mouth of a bowl, and the paste inside is as thick as a finger!  "

    Yunhao gestured with his hands as he spoke, but when he gestured to a prawn that was three fingers thick, the wives' faces suddenly turned red.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)??is a delicacy in the world.  The big flying crab is as big as the mouth of a bowl, and the paste inside is as thick as a finger!  "

    Yunhao gestured with his hands as he spoke, but when he gestured to a prawn that was three fingers thick, the wives' faces suddenly turned red.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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