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    Li Yuan picked up the compass on Yunhao's desk, drew a big circle and was surprised.  So many large and small holes appeared on the paper, plus circles like mosquito coils.

    "Your house looks fresh, take me for a walk!" Li Yuan put his hands behind his back and ran like a wild boar through the Yun family before Yun Hao could lead the way.

    Yunhao curled his lips helplessly, perhaps to show his favor.  Or maybe he felt that he should appease Yun Hao, so Li Yuan came to Lintong despite his busy schedule.  They spent a whole day at Yun's house, and Dou, who had never left the palace since entering Chang'an City, also came.  At this moment, Ms. Zhao was being held in the backyard to talk.  From time to time there was laughter, which seemed very happy.

    To show favor, give him a larger title. It is best to just take money and not work.  He has a high status and can bully others casually.  No matter how bad it is, it would be good to give him more money.  I heard that Li Yuan recently took in two fifteen-year-old concubines. If he didn't harm the underage girls in the palace, why would he harm me at home?

    Yunhao was full of helplessness regarding Li Yuan's actions.  It's not that I don't like Li Yuan and the Dou family. I can honestly say that the Li family treats me well.  In the fight between him and Li Yuanji, the couple's buttocks were on his side from the very beginning.  Parents who can do this are already treating themselves as their sons.

    But be grateful, no one wants to let the emperor and empress hang around at home.  This couple has no sense of being guests at all. They only have to look at what should be seen and what shouldn't be seen.  You have to sit next to the commentator with a look of honor on your face. Do I need to explain to you why the hair on the bed has a red rope as thick as a finger?  Why build a swing in the bedroom?  Why do you need springs under the bed?

    ¡°Oh my God, if I say this.  The Dongguan Thirty-six Styles will probably spread in the harem of the Tang Dynasty. The Yun family still hopes to have a good reputation, so just dream!  The bastards of this era are no different from those of later generations. Yunhao could think of the faces of those scholar-bureaucrats who condemned the Yun family's lewdness.  But if you really go to his house, you're bound to find imitations in the bedroom.  Maybe, the tricks will be even more innovative!

    Not to mention, Li Yuan and his wife want to try the Yun family¡¯s delicacies.  It's okay to eat delicious food, but it's too much to have a kitchen full of big men in helmets and armor.  As long as Li Yuan comes to Yun's house, Yun Hao can't escape the fate of cooking.  There is no way, these two people are the most noble people in the world, bar none.  It would definitely be a big accident if the two of them got diarrhea after giving them food.  It would be punishment for the Yun family, but it might be enough to kill everyone in other people's families.

    Yunhao has no intention of getting four plates and eight bowls. Li Yuan is the emperor.  I have never eaten a four-legged bench or a winged airplane.  The rest flew in the sky and swam in the sea.  As long as he is interested, the Tianchi water monster can be fished out of the water and braised in brown sauce.

    A large piece of steak, flavorful and well marinated.  After being roasted in a charcoal stove for a whole night, it is not cooked, it is simply smoked.  The Yun family is actually not that particular about eating.  You don¡¯t even use chopsticks, just serve the knife and fork directly.

    As for side dishes, I¡¯ll give you lettuce leaves in the winter.  That's not waiting, but enjoying.  Man Changan asked around who still had lettuce leaves to eat during this season.  Add two cucumbers and it¡¯s New Year¡¯s Eve.  As for eating beef at Yun's house, Li Yuan wasn't surprised at all.  This bastard in Manchang'an actually dared to slaughter cows in public, and other people offered cows as if they were their ancestors.  When farming is busy, I have to feed the cows two eggs that I don¡¯t want to eat.

    Only Yunhao, a bastard, exchanged strong liquor for cattle from the grassland.  When we arrived at Yunjiazhuangzi, white knives went in and red knives came out immediately, bleeding one by one!

    There is no way, people in Guanzhong raise cattle for plowing land.  That is an important production tool. People on the grasslands raise cattle just for food.  One of the two is the maker of food, the other is the food.  There is a huge difference in functionality!  Cows on the grassland can't plow the fields honestly.

    If you let the grassland oxen plow the land, there will be no ridges in the field.  Now the Yun family's beef is the only portion of Chang'an City.  If you want to treat guests, you have to come to Yun's house to make a reservation in advance.  If there is no beef from the Yun family at the banquet, people will look down upon you.  Some of them have a bit of a sarcastic mouth, and they will also say some sarcastic remarks without beef!

    Even on the Luoyang front line, Li Er would send someone to the Yun family to order pickled and sun-dried beef jerky.

    Li Yuan was in a daze holding a knife and fork in his hand. The Li family was born in the grassland.  I am afraid that people will say that I am a foreigner, and now I pick up this kind of retro tableware.  There was something wrong in the eyes. This was the Yun family. If it were someone else's family, the owner of the family had already been dragged out for bloodletting.

    "Your Majesty! Our civilization refers to our behavior, not the tools we use. Tools are used at the right place, at the right time. Do you think chopsticks can cut meat? Use a knife to cut it.  Break into small pieces and use a forkWhoever you love is looking for you!

    "Liu Heita?" Yunhao felt that the name sounded familiar, but for a while he couldn't remember where he had heard it.

    "Liu Heitai is now working under Dou Jiande in Hebei. I heard that he has been granted the title of Duke of Handong County. This man is famous for his bravery and scheming. I don't care about your affairs. If you want revenge, help Erlang defeat Dou Jiande. When you arrive in Hebei, you  No matter how hard you try, I will obey you."

    It finally occurred to me that this guy is Dou Jiande¡¯s right-hand man.  Even after Dou Jiande was defeated by Li Er and was taken back to Chang'an and beheaded, this guy still led Dou Jiande's old troops to fight hard against the government troops in Hebei.  I just didn't expect that this guy was actually Ding Yanping's sworn brother.

    "You want me to go to Hulao Pass to help His Highness the King of Qin?" They are all smart people. When Li Yuan said this, Yunhao understood.  People like Li Yuan are completely profit animals.  All compromises and all comforts are based on one thing, that is, being useful.

    Now that Li Er has to fight against Dou Jiande's 100,000 troops at Hulang Pass, Li Yuan feels uncertain and wants to go by himself.

    "You made gunpowder and kerosene bombs. Naturally, you know the characteristics of these things best and can achieve the greatest effect when using them. Wen Daya made people work day and night to get eight hundred kilograms of gunpowder. I was thinking about you.  Take these gunpowder to Erlang's army. This battle is of great importance to the Tang Dynasty, so don't be careless.

    ¡°Boy, you also played a role in the establishment of this empire.  This battle is related to the life and death of the Tang Dynasty. You don¡¯t want Erlang to lose the battle!  "After Li Yuan finished speaking, he looked directly at Yunhao with his eyes. Yunhao, who lowered his head, could even feel which part of him Li Yuan's eyes were staring at.

    The matter has risen to the level of loyalty, and Yunhao cannot shirk it.  A minister whose loyalty is unreliable will be murderous no matter which emperor he is.  Sometimes I want to leave, but Yunhao sadly realizes.  I can't leave by myself!

    The population of the Yun family is very small, including my mother, son, son, his mother and two concubines, there are only six people.  There are many people who rely on the Yun family to make a living. Now there are more than 10,000 people in Lintong living on the Yun family.

    Can¡¯t leave!

    Since I can¡¯t leave, it¡¯s better to be an obedient servant.  At least, this way everyone can live happily and prosperously.

    "Since Your Majesty wants me to go to Hulao Pass, then I will go there. If Dou Jiande's army of one hundred thousand is really going to start a fight, there will be kerosene and gunpowder, plus my iron-blooded army of the Tang Dynasty. One hundred thousand people will be just one hundred thousand men."  The world is like a chicken and a dog, and Luoyang, Hebei, will be determined by a battle. Sir! Congratulations to the Tang Dynasty!" Yunhao arched his body, and he would be a fool if he didn't say nice things at this time.

    "You are a talker, be careful. The war is fierce and dangerous, and anything can happen on the battlefield. A small mistake may lead to the destruction of the entire army. The King of Huainan will go with you. Prepare as soon as possible.  Let's set off. If we win this battle, I won't be stingy with the reward." Li Yuan glanced at Yun Hao with interest, then went to find Dou with a smile.  Now that the matter is done, it's time for the president to rest.

    A place like the Yun Family is simply an emperor¡¯s nightmare.  Everything is comfortable to use, even the paper for wiping your butt.  It is also better than the silk cloth used in the palace. In this era when bamboo chips are commonly used, toilet paper is definitely a considerate product.

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