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Yunhao doesn¡¯t like the feeling of scheming people, it can be said to be very annoying. There is no sense of achievement in showing off one's IQ in front of these Sui people. If he has time, he prefers to watch Zhang Miaoke feeding his son. The white breasts and her son's pink mouth are the most beautiful scenery in the world no matter how you look at them.
But now he has to face a drooling pervert, it¡¯s disgusting! Yunhao swore that every pore of his body despised the Sui general in front of him.
Next to him, the county magistrate of Huxian County was about to pee his pants, not because of the great official power of General Yao Jun around him, but because of the smiling young man next to him.
¡°The day before yesterday, I saw the shattered county magistrate, and the county captain whose mother it was hard to recognize. The county magistrate was so excited about his decision to stay with the county magistrate. That's so damn smart, thank you both for your support. If he were not afraid of the county magistrate's meritorious service, he would be left behind in the county seat. Now, it's hard to tell what his body looks like.
This young man named Yun took over the county seat, and of course his external identity was the new county bookkeeper. In the war-torn years, talents must be promoted out of the norm, and there is nothing wrong with being a little younger.
The county magistrate's calf muscles are sprained, and he can't even speak smoothly. Any other family would look like this if they were locked up at home with a sharp knife on their necks.
"Little little little little villain, please see the general!" The county magistrate's plump chin trembled, and ripples appeared on his fat flesh like waves.
"Huh? How did a guy like you climb up to the position of county magistrate? Forget it, this general is here to suppress the rebellion under the command of the commander-in-chief. As soon as he guides you, all the military supplies and food must come from your Hu County. If there is any If it¡¯s wrong, I¡¯ll chop your pig¡¯s head off immediately!¡±
Yao Junsu was disgusted with this obese county magistrate. It was really difficult for people to like him who couldn't even understand his words. But there was no way, there was only one official like this in the county, and the rest were killed by Chai Shao like he was chopping up melons and vegetables. At the foot of Wuming Mountain, it is said that the smell of corpses can now be smelled for ten miles away.
"Pfft!" There was no answer, but the county magistrate could not withstand such great mental pressure. He collapsed on the ground, foaming at the mouth and twitching. There was a large area of ??wetness inside the crotch, and a strong smell of urine came out of the pants.
I didn¡¯t expect this guy to have epilepsy! Yunhao had no choice but to bite the bullet and go ahead on his own.
"General, my county magistrate is crazy. If you have any orders, please tell me personally. As long as the younger one can do it, he will definitely not let the general down." Yunhao bowed and saluted, facing Yao Junsu said.
"Who are you?" The handsome young man is very popular. Compared with the obese county magistrate, Yunhao's external image and temperament must be a little better. Especially this sentence "General" made Yao Junsu feel comfortable all over.
"Reporting to the general, I am the new chief registrar of the county. The previous chief registrar was killed by a thief, so the county magistrate helped me become the new chief registrar."
"Well! You have to prepare the supplies and supplies for the army as soon as possible. Once you are done, I will give you a favor and take you to Chang'an to be an official. If you fail, hehe! I will chop off your head first. Did you hear that clearly?"
"No! I will go and do it now, and please ask the general and his entourage to rest in the county office. The food may be sent to the general's camp in the evening." Yunhao looked frightened and bowed to lead Yao Junsu.
Yao Junsu sat in the back hall of the county government office and waited for two hours. I felt that this boy was very flattering and very good at getting things done.
There are actually such high-quality orchids in the small town of Hu County. She has fair skin, a slender waist, and a big butt, and her big butt suddenly spreads out under her slender waist. What's rare is that I still have incense on my body. Sitting on my lap, a refreshing fragrance fills my nose. In Chang'an, if you don't have three or five skills, you will definitely not be able to get such a high-quality Hu Ji.
"Reporting to the general, the villain has raised three hundred tons of rice and grain. There are also 20 cartloads of one hundred fat sheep, chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry, which have been sent to the military camp outside the city. In addition, the villain has also collected Some servants went to the military camp to cook food for the army. They would definitely feed the army and be in the best condition tomorrow to suppress the rebellion.
Well¡¡! The lord has come all the way, so the boy secretly sent these two sisters, Hu Ji, to serve the lord. If the adults are still satisfied, stay for now. If you are not satisfied, I heard that the county minister has a rich family and a beautiful face! "Yunhao realized for the first time that he had the potential to be a madam.
Magistrate Qiu¡¯s daughter does have a peach-shaped face, but the acne and freckles on her face When the general saw it, he would probably vomit three liters of her face.
"Forget it! After all, they are the children of an official family, and they have to save some dignity for the deceased county magistrate. This is quite good for Hu Ji.??, you kid is fawning over me. This general, with two thousand soldiers and horses, will definitely wipe out the rebels in one fell swoop. Seeing how well you flatter me, after your victory tomorrow, you can follow my general back to Chang'an. I'll assign you a position in the army, and the custodianship is better than this one. "The intelligence said that the total number of people in the Li family is only one or two hundred.
This time Qu Tutong gave him two thousand elite Xiaoguo to kill Chai Shao Li Xiuning. Yao Junsu had great confidence!
"Thank you, sir. I have prepared a banquet in the back house and invited you to enjoy it. I will go to the army now to see if there is anything else the soldiers need. As long as there is something in Hu County, the general and I, Sui Han, will definitely be needed." Only when you are satisfied."
"You are quite smart, go down!" Yao Junsu waved his hand and drove Yunhao away like a fly. He had long listened to reports from his personal guards and knew that sheep had been killed for food in the military camp. As for drinking, he is still wary. The army is out and on a mission, so it is appropriate to prohibit alcohol. Fortunately, this boy did his job fairly well, delivering sheep, chickens, ducks and geese, as well as good grain. But there was no drink, which made Yao Junsu very satisfied.
Soldiers eat well and enjoy themselves. Although they are just two Hu Ji, it is rare for him to be able to do this for a small chief clerk. Yao Junsu thought that he would have to arrange a better position for this boy when he returned.
There was a scene of jubilation in the big camp outside the city, and chickens and sheep were being killed in each camp. Of course, the big-headed soldiers can't eat chicken. It was only enjoyed by the officers, and it was probably rare to get large pieces of mutton. Everyone's big bowls are filled with rice. There are large pieces of mutton piled on top, and a ladle of mutton soup is poured on top. It's oily and makes you appetizing just by looking at it.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Although the maids who were recruited are thick and big, they are bigger than the men. But he is definitely a good cook, not to mention the mutton stewed until crispy. There seemed to be beans with a hint of sweetness inside, which were extremely sweet when eaten in the mouth. As for the cooks in the army, they should be chopped into pieces and fed to the dogs.
It¡¯s a pity that there is no wine, and there is nothing we can do about it. Before the war, the army was forbidden to drink alcohol. They are all veterans and they still understand military orders.
The servants were very discerning and secretly hid the mutton after cooking. Just left the camp!
The sentinel turned a blind eye, and the people did a good job of eating. Secretly leaving some meat home to feed the children, no one would act like a bad guy to stop him.
The Xuan Yue hangs high in the sky, its curved eyebrows look like a smile. Yao Junsu drank a lot of wine, and these two orchids were like goblins. Guan Zhong spoke more eloquently than he did, and he played guessing games while drinking. If he loses, he drinks, and if they lose, he takes off his clothes. General Yao was very good at punching, and the two Hu Ji took off their clothes without drinking much wine.
Under the light, the snow-white body exudes a gleaming light. Yao Junsu couldn't bear it anymore, as there seemed to be a fire burning in his chest. A stream of heat went straight to his lower abdomen, and primitive desire occupied almost every brain cell.
The battle is about to begin tomorrow, so we have to have some fun tonight.
What Yao Junsu didn¡¯t know was that the military camp outside the city was already boiling. Military latrines have become the most popular places, both for officers and soldiers. They were all holding their pants and waiting outside the toilet. Many people couldn't wait and simply took off their pants to solve the problem on the spot. For a time, the entire military camp was filled with stench. Everyone was holding their stomachs and wailing, but for half the night, the elite soldiers turned into soft-footed shrimps.
Not only people are like this, but even the horses that ate the bean food did not escape. Many war horses had to lie on the ground, gasping for air. It looked like if he continued to pull on it, he would die.
The city gate was closed, and the soldiers who wanted to deliver messages to the city entered the city. Even after entering the Palace of Hell, more than a dozen people were lying dead in the city gate cave. The smell of blood makes your brain hurt! The killers of the Li family are always cruel in their attacks. He's such a big living person. You can just wipe his neck. Why do you have to split his head in half? The brains were scattered everywhere, and it was disgusting to look at. The killers are still enjoying it, as if this is not the case, it is not enough to show their martial arts.
I looked at the moon in the sky, and then at the noisy military camp. Yunhao waved the torch in his hand and turned it three times, which was the signal to take action.
Seeing the torches spinning in circles on the city wall, Chai Shao rushed into the county government office with a hundred of the Li family's most elite killers. His opponent was an unprepared dozens of Yao Junsu's personal soldiers.
Many people were killed in their dreams when Yao Junsu rushed out naked. Three crossbow arrows were driven into his chest, and before he could scream, he was born. A big man rushed over with a knife in his pocket. Yao Junsu's last memory was the screams of the two Hu Ji. Then a darkness enveloped him.
Kill everyone in the county government office to ensure that no one is left alive. It only took a stick of incense before and after, and corpses were piled up in the yard. After counting the number of people, Yao Junsu's body was found and his head was cut off. Chai Shao took the people and left!
The roaring hoofs of horses shattered the tranquility of Huxian County, and more than a hundred knights galloped past on the long street. The city gate burst open when the knights arrived. Dozens more knights participated, and Yunhao stood on the top of the city. Seeing the galloping cavalry, they were like sharp swords in the night, piercing straight towards the military camp outside the city. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)??. Chai Shao took the people and left!
The roaring hoofs of horses shattered the tranquility of Huxian County, and more than a hundred knights galloped past on the long street. The city gate burst open when the knights arrived. Dozens more knights participated, and Yunhao stood on the top of the city. Seeing the galloping cavalry, they were like sharp swords in the night, piercing straight towards the military camp outside the city. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com