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Chapter 184 Master, our front door has been sold.

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    Yunhao didn¡¯t expect Shenxiu to know martial arts, and he was very good at it.  As soon as the body stepped into the oil pan, a kite turned upside down and flew out with a sound of "ouch".  The sound was very much like that of a cat whose paws were burned, and the melon-eaters below who didn't know the truth burst into applause.  Unexpectedly, Master Shenxiu could not only preach on the oil pan, but also perform juggling.  This craft is much better than those performed outside.

    "This Master Shenxiu is so powerful, but his screams are a bit miserable!" A woman said with admiration.

    "What do you know! This is the lion's roar, the magical skill of Buddhism!" The scholar-looking guy next to him had a look of disdain.

    "Hey! This great monk is very skilled!" Lao Cheng grinned and laughed, pointing at Shenxiu and raising his middle finger.  A few days ago, I saw Yunhao giving him the middle finger and asked him what he meant.  Yunhao said it was to praise people for their good skills, and Lao Cheng was greatly appreciated.  These days, if you see something you like, you give it a big middle finger.  The one with the most brows is Yun Hao, who has a pretty face.

    Lao Cheng¡¯s voice is not unusually loud. There are thousands of people at the scene who can¡¯t even match his loud voice alone.  This voice immediately attracted Shenxiu's attention, so Lao Cheng was naturally indifferent.  He had never known this great monk before, and today was the first time he met him.  But the seat in front of him was occupied by Yun Hao.  Shenxiu's eyes only stopped on Lao Cheng's face for less than a second, and then moved to Yunhao's face.

    Enemies were extremely jealous when they met. Shenxiu knew immediately when he saw Yunhao that today's incident had something to do with him.  Only this ghostly boy can see the secret behind this.  The miracle of the birth of Buddha underground came from this guy's little head.

    "Yunhao!" This sound was really like a lion's roar, and the heartbreaking pain shot through his thigh, which already made Shenxiu angry.  He was thinking about how to unscrew that smart little head from its cavity, and he couldn't care about the people who were eating melons at the scene.

    Everyone looked over at Shenxiu¡¯s eyes, and Yunhao immediately knew something was wrong.  The monk was afraid that he was going to kill someone. Looking at his standing thighs that kept shaking, it was obvious that the burns were extremely serious.

    You can tell from your buttocks that this product has a lot of white vinegar added to the oil.  White vinegar has a low boiling point, and it doesn't get very hot even when it boils.  Sitting there and preaching is like taking a hot bath.  But after Laishun'er added two large barrels of vegetable oil to it, the ratio completely changed.  The temperature inside the oil pan is now hot enough to remove hair.  Great Monk Shenxiu, if you really sit down cross-legged, then your six sense organs will really be pure.

    "Master Shenxiu, you are well!" The expression on Yunhao's face was very exciting, he wanted to laugh but also wanted to be calm.  After all, thousands of people were watching, and Yunhao wanted to leave a perfect pretentious image.

    "I'll kill you!" Shenxiu looked around and saw nothing he could take advantage of.  He casually threw the cymbal for teaching the Dharma, and there was a burst of "hiss" and "hiss" sounds in the air.

    Even though he was prepared, Yunhao did not expect that the thing this guy threw was as fast as a crossbow arrow.  It was already too late when he wanted to hide. He was not too slow to do anything.  When he saw Shenxiu raising his hand, he knew something was wrong.  As soon as he raised his hand, the desk in front of him blocked himself and Yunhao.

    "" The cymbal actually passed through the table, and the sharp edge was only two inches away from the tip of Yunhao's nose.  Yunhao's little face turned pale with fright. Without Luo Cheng around today, his head would have fallen off a long time ago.

    When Shenxiu saw Yunhao actually dodged, he hooked a firewood stick with flames and fell into Shenxiu's hand.  He rushed forward, carrying the big wooden stick that was on fire, and wanted to go down and kill that hateful boy.  If he doesn't get green shit today, it means he hasn't eaten leeks.

    Shenxiu¡¯s martial arts skills are very high, but he is still a human being after all.  Both legs were severely burned, and the skin was torn and the flesh was torn apart, which is beyond description.  At this time, if you still want to have your original skills, that's just a dream.  The strength of my feet is not as strong as before, but I still want to achieve the previous goal.  The huge contrast caused his body to fly out, but it fell under the stage.

    "It's so embarrassing. This guy is so good at grabbing shit and throwing it down."  The golden crown fell to nowhere, and the red cassock was covered with dust.  Shenxiu must not have checked the imperial calendar when he went out today, and he didn't know why he was so unlucky.  There was only one brick on the ground, and my head hit it.  The eyebrow arch was suddenly knocked open, and the blood instantly blurred his eyes.

    The firewood and the firewood fell on the back as if they were dead.  A big hole was immediately burned into the red cassock, and the sound of burning skin and flesh was heard along with the stench of burning and Shenxiu's screams.  It was really a 4D blockbuster of sound, light and taste, and the sound was so miserable that it was unparalleled in history.

    "Lao You, what's going on? I haven't heard that there is such a program at the Dharma conference. Why don't you just jump into the oil pan and give a sermon?" Lao Cheng's jaw dropped, and he looked forward with his big head.  He didn't understand why the great monk jumped off the platform to harm himself.  To him, Buddhism is nothing but fart, what he comes in to see isIf you don't bring twenty or thirty disciples with you, how can you have any face?  There are not many monks in the temple now, but there are still two to three hundred monks.  These monks are all selected masters, how can the heroes of the green forest be their opponents.

    "The wind is tight! Whoops!" When Lao Cheng saw that there were more and more monks, he immediately pulled You Junda to apply oil on the soles of his feet.  The remaining people also ran away in a chaotic manner. These bandits were usually chased by officers and soldiers.  If nothing else is good, his running skills are still top-notch.  The monks chased him for a while, but they didn't catch up.

    Qin Qiong and others retreated to the city in embarrassment, but saw the old steward rushing over in a hurry at the city gate.  The old steward was out of breath and immediately became excited when he saw Qin Qiong.  Fingers waving wildly, it took a long time to hold back a sentence.  "Master, go back quickly! Someone has sold our front door!"

    "What!" Qin Qiong felt like she was hallucinating!  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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