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The imperial palace of the Sui Dynasty was full of tall buildings to show the majesty of the royal family. Solemnity and majesty were the designers' concept.
Zhang Miaoke walked in the middle of the tall palace, fully feeling his own insignificance. She couldn't help but feel even more uneasy. Xin'er behind her was doing better than her, at least her walking posture hadn't changed much. It's not that Xin'er's psychological quality is better than Zhang Miaoke, butshe followed her eldest grandson into the palace.
? In other words, she has relevant experience.
"I, Mrs. Zhang, am here to pay my respects to the Queen. May the Queen be safe!" The etiquette was explained in advance. After all, she is a lady. After entering the tall palace, Zhang Miaoke was no longer afraid. He bowed generously to Empress Xiao, and the look on her forehead made me feel pity for her.
"Raise your head!" Queen Xiao's voice echoed in the hall, and the sound effect of the caisson made her voice sound like a divine voice. It not only loses the royal majesty but also has the softness of women, which makes people feel respectful when listening to it.
Zhang Miaoke slowly raised his head, and there was a beautiful woman in palace clothes sitting behind the table in the middle of the hall. Rumor has it that Empress Feixu is indeed very beautiful. The red phoenix and golden steps on her head did not move as she spoke. Under the two curved eyebrows were a pair of dark eyes with no expression, but her face was filled with a trace of A faint smile. Wearing a blue embroidered gauze dress, he was looking at Zhang Miaoke with a tea bowl in his hand.
Zhang Miaoke is also a good beauty, but compared with the woman above, she was instantly killed.
"You are Zhang Miaoke from the Zhang family in Longyou. I have heard for a long time that a beauty was born in the Zhang family. Today it seems that you are truly worthy of your reputation! Do you know why I want to see you?" Queen Xiao put down the tea cup and looked at Zhang Miaoke condescendingly. The nine steps made her tall enough to defy Zhang Miaoke's existence.
"I don't know, but I know why I want to see the Queen." Zhang Miaoke's voice was already pleasant, but when he spoke in a tight voice, Queen Xiao's eyes lit up.
"Oh! I would like to hear why you want to see me." Queen Xiao was stunned. She didn't expect that this Miao Ke was also a sharp-tongued master. When the noble lady from Xianxungui's family saw him for the first time, she couldn't help but be excited and her hands trembled. It was not easy for her to finish her sentence. It is rare for this woman to speak without a trace of vibrato. This kind of mental concentration is already difficult for ordinary ladies to match.
"I went to see the Queen with a heart of reverence and prepared some gifts for the Queen. After the Queen has seen the gifts, I will tell you more." Yun Hao once said that human nature is greedy. Although the couple who are emperors are rich all over the world, they are still greedy. When something happens, serve meat dishes first. Going round and round can only make things go against your own advantage.
Queen Xiao smiled, the royal family is rich all over the world. Coral that is three feet high and agate that cannot be lifted by one person are not rare. This country man came to show off, but he wanted to see what good things the Yun family could come up with.
The first thing that appeared was a cloth bag with no idea what was inside. The stitches are all square and square.
"Empress, this thing is called a wishful thinking bag. Place it on an iron plate and heat it in the air. Place it on the abdomen. It can relieve women's menstrual pain." Zhang Miaoke presented the wishful thinking bag with both hands.
Queen Xiao¡¯s eyes suddenly lit up. The pain of dysmenorrhea is like the pain of a sore egg.
Zhang Miaoke suffered from dysmenorrhea, so Yunhao tinkered with the salt bag for later generations. However, there is no microwave oven these days, so we can only hang it on the iron plate to heat it up. When a woman is menstruating, placing it on her abdomen can provide analgesic effect. In fact, anything hot has a temporary pain relief effect. The reason is that psychological factors are far greater than physiological factors.
Of course, if this thing is called a salt bag. Then this thing is not valuable anymore, so I gave it a mysterious name like a wishful bag. Things that are worthless suddenly become noble. Packaging and hype was also very important during the Sui Dynasty.
"Oh! Does it really have such an effect? ??Get it out quickly and let me have a look." Coincidentally, Queen Xiao is currently menstruating. She is also a woman suffering from menstrual cramps!
Of course, when giving a gift, you must give a complete set. Xin'er immediately went out holding the wishful bag. Behind him were two palace maids and two chamberlains, so they didn't dare to be careless about the things they gave the queen. I can't help but Xin'er wants to enjoy this wishful bag first.
After only a moment of burning incense, Xin'er walked in with a blushing face. Apparently, she had tried it.
A palace official walked up behind Queen Xiao, and Queen Xiao raised her hands. The palace man then tied the bag to Queen Xiao's belly, and a stream of heat penetrated into it along her navel. It's hot, but not scalding. At first I just felt hot, but soon the menstrual cramps were relieved a lot. After a while, my whole body felt extremely comfortable.
Queen Xiao was very happy, this thing"This is it?" Queen Xiao asked doubtfully.
"I just cleansed my face, now I need to replenish water." Zhang Miaoke looked at the palace maid named Yixin, but this time Yixin was unwilling to go there. That stuff is so disgusting, having it applied to your face would be worse than killing someone.
It didn¡¯t matter that Zhang Miaoke looked at her, but Empress Xiao looked at her. This Yixin had no choice but to go through with the determination to die!
This product is made from yellow flower paste and milk and honey, and is very effective in hydrating the face. But there is one flaw, that is, it must not be used for more than twelve hours. The one Zhang Miaoke had was rushed out this morning.
A lot of green and sticky stuff piled on Yixin¡¯s face. The faces of the palace maids were even greener than Yixin¡¯s. I was glad in my heart that the Queen didn't order them just now, but Yixin still felt that it was not bad at this moment. A faint scent of milk filled her nostrils, and it was obvious that she couldn't see her face. She didn't know what kind of virtue was on his face.
It was tea time again, and Zhang Miaoke took down the pile of green things. He also asked someone to bring water and wash Yixin's face with soap.
"Yixin, how are you?" Queen Xiao asked eagerly. Because she found that Yixin's face seemed much better. The whole person seemed to come to life.
¡°Mother Qi, it¡¯s very comfortable. My face seems to be still soaked in water, and the dry feeling just now is not at all.¡±
"Good! Good! Good!" Queen Xiao was overjoyed. She was already the most beautiful woman in the harem. With this thing, it is simply a heaven-defying artifact. Look at the ladies and beauties in the palace, how can they compete with you?
"Uh! The next thing is also for women, please shield me." Zhang Miaoke said a little embarrassed.
The queen has the majesty of a queen, and she is always cheered and supported when she comes in and out. There are at least forty or fifty people in the hall now, and Zhang Miaoke really doesn't have the guts to say it in front of so many people. What's more, there are guards holding horizontal swords at the door. They are real men, definitely not those capons.
Queen Xiao was curious, and with a wave of her hand, the people serving her left like a tide. In the end, only one old chamberlain and eight palace servants were left, presumably these were the people who were close to her. The Queen would not be alone with Zhang Miaoke no matter what.
"This thing is called underwear. Women wear it when they are menstruating. It is not easy to get everywhere, and it can prevent side leakage with tampons. People in the countryside do not have gold and silver, so they can only use their imagination to make it. This little thing is used to relieve the embarrassment of the ladies in the palace."
Zhang Miaoke said it simply, but Queen Xiao was overjoyed. There were no underwear in these days, and sanitary napkins were unheard of. When the ladies in the palace are menstruating, they can only wear crotch cloth like men. That thing is bulky and breathable, and the smell can make you suffocate every time you change it. It doesn't matter that the clothes are heavy in winter, but now in summer, outsiders can see it at a glance.
????????????????????????????????????????????????: The amount of food given by Queen Xiao is very large every time, and sometimes the futon is inevitably soiled. Although this is not a big deal, it does damage the queen's dignity. But women throughout the ages have been here like this, and they can only endure the hardship like this. Now that Zhang Miaoke has used this magical weapon, he naturally wants to try it.
With a look, the one who was menstruating among the eight palace ladies walked over. He took the underwear and sanitary napkin from Zhang Miaoke and walked behind the screen. After a while, he came out with a red face.
"Queen Qi, this thing is good to use and comfortable to wear. Butbut!"
"But what?" Empress Xiao had never seen her personal servant speak so hesitantly, and she couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"It hurt so much when I pulled it off, even the hair stuck to it." The palace man's face was as red as a monkey's butt, and his sound was more like the flapping of mosquito wings. That is to say, she has followed Empress Xiao since she was a child, otherwise she would not even be able to speak.
"" Zhang Miaoke's face suddenly turned pale. If the Queen's hair fell off, then it must be a crime! Zhang Miaoke doesn't want to be unlucky because of a hair!
"You, Mrs. Yun Zhang, actually fooled me with such a thing." Empress Xiao's face turned faster than flipping through a book. With a sharp look in her eyes, Zhang Miaoke would be in trouble.
"Mother Qi, she this palace lady, seems to have used the wrong word!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com