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"Master Hou, I can help you with other minor matters. But this little thing is about drugging people to kill people. I really don't dare to do it." The waiter Zhang San looked at the porcelain bottle Hou Junji handed him and was almost scared to death. . He knew that the eldest young master of the Wu family was at odds with the young master of the Yun family, but he never expected that he would actually pay to kill someone. Zhang San is very courageous, but he still doesn't dare to kill someone.
??This Marquis cannot afford to offend, he is a new upstart who has recently emerged in the Duke of Tang Dynasty. He is deeply appreciated by the second master of the Duke's mansion, and he often goes out with the second master and the eldest grandson on weekdays. What is Tang Guogong? To the people of Jinyang, it is the heaven and earth emperor. Whoever dares to offend the people in Tang Guogong's mansion will no longer want to live.
"Don't worry, the name of this medicine is Plantago. It's not a poison that can kill people, but it's a good medicine that can cure illnesses and save lives. After taking it, you'll just urinate more." Hou Junji took out a bag of copper coins and put them together with Plantago. They handed it to Zhang San together.
Wu Yuanshuang was in a very bad mood recently. The woman he loved was taken away from him abruptly. If he was a member of a wealthy family, he would just pinch his nose and recognize it. But his opponent happened to be a young baby, how could he let him swallow this breath. The most annoying thing is that the several battles between the two ended in their own defeat.
In order to steal his sweetheart, Wu Yuanshuang even risked the disapproval of the world and bribed Turks with the intention of stealing the bride. It's so troublesome that now I can't go back to my home, and I'm as embarrassed as a lost dog. He needs to rely on the help of his friends who usually rely on charity in order to survive. Seeing the eyes of those so-called friends becoming colder and colder, the compliments in their mouths became less and less. Wu Yuanshuang couldn't help but drink a few more drinks, and followed the others to the Lanwan Club in a daze.
The singer was still so considerate, wiping her face and hands as if she were serving Wu Yuanshuang a baby. This made Wu Yuanshuang feel better and finally regained some of his demeanor as the eldest young master of the Wu family.
I drank a big mouthful of grape wine. This is a fine wine from the Western Regions. I can¡¯t take a sip of it. The sour and astringent wine juice is constantly washing the taste buds in the mouth, and the ups and downs of life seem to be contained in it. Everything was so beautiful, Wu Yuanshuang was pulled into the bathtub by his friends while he was dizzy.
This is the only fly in the ointment. Wu Yuanshuang once again came to the pool where he was falsely accused of shitting. Looking around crookedly, I found that the guys seemed to have forgotten that matter. The people around him were normal, there were no whistles or onlookers. Everything that was normal could no longer be normal, so Wu Yuanshuang hesitated and got into the water.
If it were in the past, the eldest young master of the Wu family would definitely go to the private room. But now he is living under someone else's roof, and they want to soak in a big pool, but there is nothing he can do. Who has no money in his pocket? The so-called "a penny" stumps a heroic man is nothing more than that.
The warm pool water instantly envelopes the body, and the feeling of comfort is simply indescribable. Warmth is a favorite human emotion, and being wrapped in water reminds people of being in a mother's womb. Perhaps, that was the most carefree time in one's life.
The carefree time was short-lived, and soon Wu Yuanshuang felt some distension and pain in his lower abdomen. The urge to urinate came over him instantly, and he didn't even have time to let him go to the toilet.
When the heat that was hotter than the pool water spurted out of his body, Wu Yuanshuang was shocked. Things are not going well these days, and when you feel depressed, you will naturally get angry. When people get angry, they will pee yellow! So Young Master Wu, gurgling yellow water poured out in front of him.
Wu Yuanshuang was frightened, and the incident of being falsely accused of shit that day appeared in his mind like lightning. Jesus, shitting in a pool is appalling. Now to actually urinate in the same pool, this is simply unconscionable. If this is spread, I'm afraid I won't be a human being again in this life. What's even more frightening is that the last time, it can be said that he was framed. But if someone catches him this time, he will get all the stolen goods, and he will be beaten to death without any explanation.
Looking around, no one seemed to notice this place. Wu Yuanshuang swam away quickly, which seemed to be the right choice. But things went wrong, and the length and duration of the soaking far exceeded Wu Yuanshuang's imagination. As he swam in the pool, a yellow line clearly appeared under his body. Even people who hadn't discovered anything just now were looking at this spectacle in amazement. If Yunhao were here, he would immediately think of the airplane cable.
"Someone is peeing in the pool!" A sharp voice screamed, although it was enough for ten thousand people to pee in this pool. But this was the only one who got to play with the airplane string, and a whole bunch of naked men were shocked. He left the pool with his bare butt howling miserably. Who the hell wants to bathe in other people's urine?
"He, that's him!" The man pointed at Wu Yuanshuang, who had disheveled hair and looked like a ghost. Everyone is filled with righteous indignation. You fucking pissed in the pool and asked me to soak you in your urine. I can't beat you to death.
PoolNo one went in, it was like everyone was peeing in the pool. People were yelling and shouting on the edge, picking up whatever they wanted and throwing it into the pool. For a moment, Wu Yuanshuang suffocated in the pool, holding his head. Others picked up slippers and threw them inside. Wu Yuanshuang was so frightened that he quickly got into the middle of the pool. (Hint: The ancients wore clogs!)
"Damn it, sir, someone pooped in the pool not long ago. Someone peed again today, and they didn't let me take a good bath. Is this a fucking bathing pool or a cesspool?" Wu Yuanshuang hid. It was difficult to capture him in the middle of the pool, so someone immediately attacked the shopkeeper.
"I'll beat him to death. I can't beat him to shit today, even if he hasn't eaten leeks!" The shopkeeper is going crazy. The last shit incident caused him heavy losses. Now the business is just a little better, but someone comes to pee, are you here to take a bath, or are you here to ruin the place? I'm really having a bad year this year, how could I ever encounter something like this?
When the shopkeeper spoke, a group of waiters rushed into the pool regardless of the fact that there was urine in the pool. Part of the incident was just punches and kicks, until Wu Yuanshuang was beaten to death, and then Wu Yuanshuang was dragged up like a dead dog.
Wu Yuanshuang's group of bad friends have long since disappeared. Anyone who does this kind of thing would disappear immediately. From now on, whenever this person is mentioned, everyone will say they don't know him.
When someone pulled him up, a guy pulled the hair off his face. The shopkeeper was stunned when he saw it. Master Wu was going to carry it with him.
"Shopkeeper, no matter how you look at this person, you always think he is the one who pooped in the pool last time." The stupid waiter asked in an open-minded manner.
"He was the one who pooped last time!" The shopkeeper kicked the guy angrily. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com