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Chapter 61 Pretending to be stupid

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    Early in the morning, I was dragged up in a daze and stood there like a clothes rack, letting the two maids put clothes on me.  By the way, Yunhao still doesn't understand what's going on with Datang's clothes. One time, he tied his clothes in the wrong direction and was slapped by my mother.  Wearing your hair with the left fold is the way to wear a beard. We are authentic Han Miao descendants, how can we learn to wear a beard?  King Wuling of Zhao, on the other hand, imitated the beard. What a happy ending, he was starved to death by his son in the Sand Dune Palace.

    Yunhao didn¡¯t know how my illiterate mother knew about the tragedy of King Zhao Wuling. Could it be that my mother was a historian who traveled through time?  I asked many circumstantial questions, and it took me many brain cells to understand.  It turned out that the storytellers were the cause of the trouble. Every year and festival, there would be storytellers telling stories at rural fairs.  In the Sui Dynasty, when the illiteracy rate reached 90%, storytellers were the cultural inheritors.  I just don¡¯t know if there will be a mute voice named Shan Tianfang in this era.

    My mind was filled with clouds and fog, and I wiped my face with a slightly warm towel.  Yunhao suddenly became energetic and opened his eyes. Zhangsun's two maids had already sharpened the dental sticks. There was a small plate of thin green salt next to the dental sticks.  (In the days when there was no toothpaste, this product greatly protected the dental health of the Tang Dynasty nobles. The Tang Dynasty Dental Prevention Group solemnly recommends you to choose Gaojie brand fine salt. Rubbing it will make you healthier. It is good for him and me  Uhit seems to have escaped!)

    When I looked down, I looked like a prisoner, with ropes all over my body.  The footwear needs to be tied with straps, and the inner garment must also have straps.  There are no straps on the outside.  Before he could figure out what to do with the loose robe, a belt was tied around him again.  Oh my God, people in ancient times were tied up with ropes like this all day long?

    The clothes are rush-made Sichuan brocade robes, and Li Xiuning took care of everything from raw materials to handwork.  It has to be said that the efficiency of the Sui nobles is extremely high, and they are tailor-made and made by hand.  I had my body measured the day before yesterday and sent it over today.  The visitor's attitude was terrible. They said it was their fault for keeping you waiting for so long. I hope they can be forgiven for this!  Yunhao didn't understand that it would take a month or two for future generations to tailor it.  How could they complete it in only two days? The stitches were so fine and evenly spaced that the sewing machine was only at this level.

    When Zhao was about to apply powder on Yun Hao¡¯s face, she said it would be a pity for the beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth not to dress up.  His mind woke up from his sleepwalking state in an instant. My mother's words were suspected of selling melons to Mrs. Wang. Yunhao would rather die than obey. After applying powder, he had the intention of burning down the house, not to mention that the maid next to him was still holding a  A silk flower as big as a human head.

    The reason why I dress like this today is because Li Er is going back home.  Yunhao believed that discharged from the hospital was a more appropriate term.  As a noble, it is natural to have an attending doctor accompanying you, or a health doctor.  Yunhao is the attending doctor!  Chai Shao had asked Yunhao many times, openly and secretly, if he could treat dizziness.  Thinking of the notice posted at the city gate, Yunhao still didn't understand. He was going to see Li Yuan for medical treatment.  It is said that Li Yuan's illness has become more and more serious and he is now lying in bed unable to get up.  The safety of the entire family depends on Li Yuan.  We can't let Duke Tang make any mistakes.

    Yunhao was in a panic. He didn¡¯t know what was wrong with the future founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty.  If it's a bad cranial nerve, how the hell can it be cured?  The brain is the most difficult disease to treat, bar none.  The worst Hua Tuo was killed because he gave Cao Cao a brain disease. His death was worse than that of a pig.

    Hou Junji next to him was a little happy. He had never worn such good clothes in his life.  Satin turns out to be like this, silky smooth and comfortable to wear.  I just don¡¯t like the color very much. The black clothes and black hat look very much like a servant.  Looking at Lai Shun'er and Qi Biao next to them, they immediately felt balanced.  These two guys obviously wore the wrong clothes. Qi Biao, who was tall and thin, looked like he was wearing a sack when he put on Shun'er's clothes.  Lai Shun'er, who was short and fat, seemed to be wearing tight clothes.  Her huge bulging belly looks a bit like a pregnant woman.

    After packing up, Yunhao and Li Er got on the carriage together.  Luxurious, so damn luxurious.  This is Li Yuan's car. It is said to be a carriage, but it is actually more like a small room.  Li Er lay on a pile of felt blankets with his back bare, drinking honey salt water while talking to Yun Hao.

    I thought that Li Er was famous for his military exploits, and it was in his hands that the Tang Dynasty expanded its territory.  Defeating the Eastern Turks who had troubled the Central Plains for more than a hundred years, he must be an emperor on horseback.  But he didn't expect that Li Er could do a bit about astronomy and geography.  In the words of later generations, he can be regarded as a compound talent.

    Facing such a guy, Yunhao could only pretend to be dumbfounded.  Sometimes he would deliberately ask stupid questions. This era would not allow too evil people to exist.  If Yun Hao shows his evil side too much, the first thought of Li Yuan and his son is not to reuse him, but to wield the butcher knife.

    "The reason why the tengu eats the moon is because there is a big dog in the sky."The roaring dog was raised by an immortal named Erlang Shen.  It is said that Erlang Shen's family lives in Guanjiangkou, and he has three grass-headed gods under his command!

    Erlang Shen¡¯s father, Yang Tianyou, was the ¡°Left Golden Boy from Heaven¡± and a scholar in Quezhou City.  The mother, Fairy Yaoji, fell in love with her old love and came down to earth to marry Yang Tianyou privately, and gave birth to the true king Erlang!  "Yun Yao was frothing as he spoke, and he looked like a storyteller. When he talked about being excited, he danced and acted like a naughty boy. The little maid next to him listened with great interest, and even forgot to give Li Er a fan. Her thoughts were too early.  I have drifted into the great love between Fairy Yao Ji and Yang Tianyou. I have lived in the deep house compound for many years, and I have never heard such a wonderful story.

    Li Er glanced at Changsun Wuji beside him!  Both of them had smiles on their faces. They were just seven or eight-year-old children anyway.  Maybe he's just a little smarter, but not to the level of a monster.  Dad's guess that he was a child created by a hidden sect was a little too much.  Judging from the way he tells stories, he is clearly a chatty boy.  However, this story is quite exciting, and I don¡¯t know which country scholar made it up.

    After a while, Li Er and Changsun Wuji also listened with interest. When they heard that Yang Jian accidentally entered Baoshan and got a three-pointed two-edged sword and a yellow robe, their eyes brightened obviously.  Just as he was thinking about the meaning of Yunhao's words, the carriage stopped. The wonderful thing was that the story was not finished yet.  The two maids were unwilling to give up. If possible, they hoped that this journey would take a year.

    "Erlang! I heard that you were injured, but it was vital. I'm so worried about you!" A voice suddenly came from outside the carriage!  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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