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Qi Guoyuan's cat is in the water, looking like a tortoise. It felt like a pot was boiling inside my belly, and farts were coming out in strings. Looking from the outside, it looks like the water is boiling. The wasps buzzed around the water, and Qi Guoyuan only had to take a breath. A fierce guy pounced on him, and Qi Guoyuan was so frightened that he quickly retracted his head.
"I don't know what kind of alien species these wasps are, but they are half the size of a finger. The bee stings on its tail are half an inch long, so you don't even have to think about how long it will take to survive if you get stung.
"Brother Hao, why are those wasps chasing him?" Hou Junji was lying on the tree, building an arbor with his hands like a monkey. On his head, he was still wearing a straw hat that Yunhao had taught him to knit, which looked indescribably funny.
"Idiot, he is dripping with the liquid from the queen bee. It will naturally attract the wasps and prevent you from thinking that the wasps are crazy. Staring at him to sting you? Let me tell you a secret. In fact, wasps will die after stinging people. Because bees The needle will bring out a piece of intestine, so there is no great benefit or if you really anger them, these little guys will not fight you." Wasps in the wild have a bad habit of occupying bee nests, and Yunhao took advantage of it. This principle. He tried to get some royal jelly and asked Lai Shun'er to secretly put it on Qi Guoyuan's body. Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good.
However, Qi Guoyuan can become the third master of Shaohua Mountain, so he naturally has his own unique features. This guy has already got a reed stick, and he hides himself in the water and breathes on the reed. Those wasps were buzzing, buzzing, and buzzing around, and there was nothing he could do about it.
"Okay, are you ready with the things I asked you to prepare?" Yunhao turned around and looked at Hou Junji.
"Brother Hao, there's no need to punish him like this. I just took off your clothes and beat you a few times. Isn't it a bit too much?" Hou Junji thought of Yun Hao's method of dealing with Qi Guoyuan, and thought in his heart He shuddered.
"Excessive? He dared not take off your clothes, but stripped you naked and threw you there in public. Are you willing? Not to mention spanking my ass. Remember, my ass is a tiger's ass, touch it No!" Yunhao became angry when he thought about being stripped naked and embarrassed in front of others. My mental age is over sixty, but you dare to let me get naked. It would be unworthy of a gentleman not to take revenge for this, and to punish you Qi Guoyuan properly. From now on, won¡¯t I become a little brat who can slap anyone? If it wasn't for the purpose of rectifying Qi Guoyuan, Yunhao would have tricked Xie Yingdeng and the others with taro when he was full.
"You are only seven years old?" Hou Junji didn't understand that when he was seven years old. There is also a shameless old guy who wants to take advantage of him. Why can't Yunhao touch him?
"At the age of seven, I can have my clothes stripped off and my butt spanked. Again, my butt is a tiger's butt. Anyone who touches it will die!"
"Okay, okay! I'm going to see if Shunzi and Biaozi are done!" Hou Junji shuddered when he saw Yunhao's fierce eyes. Darling, this guy is a bit too domineering. Is this kid really seven years old? Hou Junji looked back and felt that this guy's back looked like an old man.
I don¡¯t know how long it took, but Qi Guoyuan finally got these wasps away. Qi Guoyuan was exhausted after climbing ashore, and Yun Hao ran over from a distance. Seeing Qi Guoyuan lying on the river bank like a bastard, he hurriedly said: "Chief Qi, look at the mud all over your body. Come up and wash yourself quickly, don't catch a cold."
When Qi Guoyuan saw Yunhao, his teeth almost broke. It's just that this kid is slippery and difficult to capture. I can only act in a hurry, there is no other way. In desperation, I had to get up. This Erxianzhuang was neither small nor big. Fortunately, no one saw my embarrassing state just now, otherwise how could I have the face to show off to others. Looking around to see if there was no one around, he hurriedly sneaked back to his yard.
There were people in the yard, but they didn¡¯t dare to go through the front door and climbed into the room through the back window. Suddenly they saw a huge wooden barrel in the room, filled with hot water. Stretching his hand inside, it feels cool and hot just right.
"Who got me the hot water here?" Qi Guoyuan stuck his head out of the window because something went wrong. Ask the minions in the yard!
"Oh, Brother Hao, who knows how to cook, said. Chief, you fell into the water and needed to take a bath, so I got this water. Chief, your hair is wet, is it okay?"
"Thatit's okay! Why are you asking so many questions? I'm full! Get out!" Qi Guoyuan left impatiently. I hate Yunhao so much in my heart. I am afraid that this kid from his grandma has already spread the news throughout Erxian Village. My great reputation has been ruined.
Hateful, hateful, the mud and water all over the body still needs to be washed away. Helpless Qi Guoyuan got into the water, having just been soaked in cold water for a long time. My whole body was cold, not to mention how comfortable it was to soak in the hot water. But my stomach was still not up to par, and I fart in a series of "crackling" sounds, with a soft and sad voice.??Wrap around the beam. "Grandma, wait until I take care of you. Let's see how I deal with you, this little bastard!"
"Porphyrin!" Another series of bubbles appeared in the water.
"Chief Qi, this is your fault. I kindly asked someone to get you bath water, and you treat me like this? It shows that good people can't do that!" I don't know when, a little head suddenly appeared on the window. Yunhao's joking voice came from outside the window!
"Boy, you are seeking death!" Qi Guoyuan stood up with a "swish" and found that he was still naked and hurriedly got into the water again. In the courtyard opposite, there are female relatives living. If someone saw him, he wouldn't dare to put the name of a thief on his head.
"I don't know if I'm seeking death or not, but I just put some alfalfa powder in your water. If this thing gets on your body and makes you feel extremely itchy, at least you will scratch yourself to a bloody pulp. At worst, you may be killed alive. Catch me to death. You took off my clothes and spanked my ass. I'm not going too far in retaliating against you like this! Oh, by the way. You should already feel itchy on your body now!" Yun Hao's joking voice added again Pass it in.
Qi Guoyuan immediately gave up because his body really felt a little itchy at this moment. To be precise, it's not itchy but it's very numb. poisoned! Qi Guoyuan's eyes immediately widened. A man like him was not afraid of anything but those poisonous things. There is no such thing as an antidote serum in these days. There are many people who chop off their arms and legs after being bitten by a snake. A good-looking man will be ruined after just one bite of poison.
"I'll kill you!" Qi Guoyuan was shocked and furious, so he just took off the kid's clothes and slapped him twice. This kid actually used such vicious means to harm himself, even if he was beaten to death by Qin Qiong afterwards. I must vent my anger today!
Regardless of the fact that he was naked, Qi Guoyuan rushed out of the door like a madman. Seeing that Yunhao had already run to the door of the yard, the way his two short legs were tightly knelt was indescribably funny.
"Stop!" Qi Guoyuan's pupils were filled with blood at this time, and he chased him out like a madman.
Kankan chased him to the door, and was tripped by something under his feet. He threw a dog's shit, and suddenly heard a woman's deafening scream. "Catch the thief!"
Qi Guoyuan¡¯s head buzzed, it was all over now. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com