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"Haha, you great chiefs are so hospitable, but I am so disrespectful, so I can only accept it. It's such a good wine, it's better to drink!"
Zhang Su held the skull cup in his hand and almost vomited. It was not that the wine was terrible, but that the taste of the Qiang wine was so unpleasant, bitter, astringent and sour. It made him have the urge to eat dumplings, and he could even mistake it for old vinegar. Come and drink.
But it was a matter of life and death. Even if I felt uncomfortable, I couldn't show it on my face. I still laughed loudly. I drank more than two kilograms of Qiang wine in the cup, licked my fat lips, and looked like I had endless aftertaste. , signaling the Qiang girl to have another drink!
The effect of pretending to be cool is obvious. Seeing the fat man drinking three cups of Qiang wine in a row, all the chiefs were stunned. The Han family is really full of talents. For an ordinary fat man to be so heroic, others can only imagine it.
However, they still underestimated Fatty. In addition to being bold and careful, Fatty also had a strong desire for revenge. This is also the tradition of Zhengming Academy: never forget a kindness and retaliate for any revenge. Anyone who dares to disgust me will be disgusted by him. lifetime!
"Haha, using the skeleton as a cup, cutting off the buttocks and drinking wine, this is the style of a man from my Han family. I don't expect all the chiefs to be so heroic. They are all first-rate good men and true husbands!
However, Qiang wine tastes bitter, and it is a little less flavorful than our Han family wine. And this skull cup should be a man in his forties, and he is from your Qiang tribe. The material is pretty good. The level of workmanship is so poor!
After the head is chopped off, it needs to be boiled in water and the meat on it is removed. It is usually boiled over medium heat for two hours. It cannot be too long and the heat cannot be too high, otherwise cracks will easily appear on the surface of the bone!
Finally, according to your own preferences, you can make different skull lamps. Some keep all the bones, and some only cut out the skull. The inside is covered with gold foil and the outside is inlaid with gems. It is both beautiful and practical, and you can use it to drink with endless aftertaste! "
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While the fat man was drinking heavily, he kept talking about how to make the skull lamp and what to pay attention to when collecting it!
The chiefs were dumbfounded when they heard this. Some of them were not in good mental condition. Their stomachs were filled with acidic water, but they did not dare to spit it out in front of their faces, so they had to secretly spit it into their sleeves. They wanted to disgust others, but ended up being disgusted themselves. This can be done. It's really disgusting!
The Han people are a strange nation. Sometimes they are as weak as sheep, and sometimes they are as ferocious as wolves. No, they are more ferocious, insidious and cunning than wolves. There is no animal that can describe them; evil may only be their totem - the dragon!
As the saying goes: Those who are good at the top must be good at the bottom. For example, the king of Chu was fond of thin waists, and many concubines in the harem died of starvation. King Gou Jian of Yue admired warriors, and there were many people in the country who regarded death as home; Xiao Yi was drinking, hunting, and beauties. Besides, there is also a harmless hobby: beheading enemies and making skull lamps!
Affected by this "evil trend", most of the generals of the Cao Ying Group imitated this behavioral art. After beheading their enemies, they made various styles of skull lamps and hung them in their mansions to prove their bravery. Good at fighting!
¡°If someone doesn¡¯t hang a few skull lamps on their door frame, they will be embarrassed to go out and greet the neighbors. When entertaining guests, it is even more honorable to show off a few skull lamps.
Civil officials rarely had the chance to kill the enemy, so they had to spend a lot of money to hire craftsmen to cast skull lamps with gold and silver and hang them as decorations. Ordinary people did not have such financial resources, so they had to use wooden or pottery ones, which were said to be able to ward off evil spirits and avoid disasters. No disease!
Over time, all kinds of skull lamps appeared one after another, such as those plated with gold, those covered with silver, those inlaid with gems, and those sealed with crystalso that the old Confucians fell to the ground and cried bitterly: "I think this is moral corruption, an act inferior to animals, and the kindness of saints has been destroyed." My heart is gone! ¡¯
Some people hold the opposite opinion and believe that "wearing a green-edged sword on the waist and hanging a skull on the door" is a manifestation of the martial spirit. Only in this way can the people of the Han Dynasty inspire their bloody nature, expand their territory, and make the barbarians from all over the world obediently surrender. !
Xiao Yi is in charge of Zhengming Academy. This unique performance art also affects thousands of students. Although Fatty has never made a skull lamp, he often hears it from his classmates and knows the detailed production process, as well as how to distinguish the year, quality, and quality. Han Yi!
Fatty has heard it a lot and kept it in his mind. Today is just the right time to show off and deceive these chiefs, which is more than enough!
"This is the White Horse Chief. I see that your heaven is full, your earth is round, and you have given birth to a good head. If it can be made Haha!"
¡°There is also the yak chief, which has a unique shape with convex front and concave back.?, it is a very rare shape. If it is inlaid with seven-color gemstones, my master will definitely like it! "
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While the fat man was spitting wildly, he pointed at the heads of the chiefs and made serious comments. Whoever he pointed at would tremble all over and feel cold air on their head!
He was afraid that the fat man's remarks would be known by his master. Once the murderer became curious, he would not be able to save the head on his neck. After all, a head is just a head. No matter how many precious gems are inlaid, it is better to grow on him. Good on the neck!
"There was a severe drought in the west, and the red land was thousands of miles away. Many tribesmen and animals were killed and injured, so that they had no intention of living in peace. This led to continuous wars. After several battles, both sides suffered huge casualties, and countless cities and fields were damaged!"
My King of Wei is a thousand-year-old man of good health, and my Master does not want to do too much killing, so he sent this envoy here to discuss with the chiefs of various tribes, hoping to turn the war into friendship, stop the inaction fighting, and then proclaim himself a minister, pay tribute, reward, and receive a title. , everything follows Zhelanbe¡¯s example!
Our Han Dynasty court is also preparing to open twenty trading markets in Wudu County, Longxi County, Jincheng County to exchange grain, porcelain, ironware, and cloth from the Central Plains for cattle, sheep, horses, and medicinal materials from various tribes, so that everyone can communicate with each other. Yes or no, everyone is happy! "
After some psychological tactics, Fatty finally showed his trump card. It was also the method he had been thinking about for a while recently, to replace war with trade and achieve long-term peace!
Both sides will die in war, but both sides will benefit from trade. Naturally, the latter is better. And with the clever minds of the Han people, they are afraid that they will not be able to outwit the Qiang people. The latter have no writing or numbers and are still counting with knots. era.
If the two parties do business, Fatty is 100% sure that he can trap these Qiang people to death, but for the sake of border peace, it is better not to trap them to death, just to trap them half to death.
"Is the envoy's statement serious? The Han court will follow the example of the Zhelan tribe and confer official positions on us, and also open a market for herdsmen to exchange things?"
"If the Han Dynasty court gives this grace, all our tribes will immediately withdraw their troops, never invade the border from now on, and will always be loyal to the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, King Qiansui of Wei, and General Shenwei Tian!"
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The chiefs of each tribe could not sit still, some pinched their thighs hard, and some slapped them wildly, fearing that they were seeing a sweet dream in front of them, but the severe pain told them that the dream had come true!
I thought that the Han family sent envoys to urge them to retreat, and it would be nice if they could be rewarded with some property. I didn't expect that it was a good thing for canonization and trade, and they also had to follow the example of the Zhelan tribe.
Among the Qiang tribes today, the Zhelan Tribe can be said to be outstanding. It occupies the best pastures and water sources. The number of cattle, sheep, horses, and camels doubles every year. They are then used to trade with the Han people in exchange for large amounts of grain, cloth, refined salt, Ironware!
The Zhelan tribe lived a prosperous life, and herdsmen flocked to it one after another. With a population of nearly 300,000, it became the most powerful tribe in the northwest. Its leader was also canonized by the Han Dynasty and called the "Princess Zhelan", and was awarded a golden seal, a pill The book is an iron certificate, and the descendants will not replace it!
This severe drought in the northwest caused countless deaths in various tribes, and some even wiped out the whole tribe. Only the Zhelan tribe was not affected, and continued to annex small tribes. Its population did not fall but rose, because of the Han Dynasty and the continuous flow of people. Provide supplies!
This makes other tribes extremely jealous and want to get this kind of treatment, but unfortunately they can't find a way. If possible, they are willing to send their daughters, sisters, and even wives to the bloodthirsty demon's bed, just to get Han Ting's assistance!
The purpose of this liaison attack was to plunder supplies and survive the terrible winter; it also meant to break several cities, alarm the Han court, attract the attention of high-level figures, and then use war to promote peace and war to promote sealing!
I didn¡¯t expect that the Han family¡¯s city was too strong, and the soldiers¡¯ combat effectiveness was also extremely strong. Instead of chewing through the city, the coalition forces broke several big teeth!
There was no place to be found after wearing iron shoes, and it took no effort to get there. Just when the troops of each ministry suffered heavy casualties and were preparing to change places, the fat man came to the camp and proposed the terms of peace, canonization, and trade. The chiefs of each ministry were overjoyed. , naturally nodded desperately in agreement.
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"However, the wolf nature of the nomads is deep-rooted. After the chiefs were filled with joy, they began to wink, make gestures, and discuss in low voices
The Han people have a saying: If you ask for a price, you must pay it back. Now that the Han Dynasty¡¯s trump card has been revealed, we should bargain and strive for more benefits!
For example, in the canonization, Zhelan is the princess, and they are also the chiefs. Can they be granted the title of a county king, a prince, or a chanyu?
In terms of reward, at least 500 carts of property, as well as enough food, cloth, and ironware are required. It is best to send some noble children to the Central Plains to learn advanced technologies, such as farming, weaving, smelting and learn all the good ones!
For trade, the Han family plans to open 20 markets, but the number is still too small. At least fifty or one hundred are needed. It is best to organize caravans to do business directly in Luoyang and Xuchang, which will make more profits. !
The chiefs became more and more beautiful as they grew older, and their noses were almost full of bubbles. Just when they were about to make a request, they were surprised to find something. This fat messenger of the Han family - fell asleep! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)If you want more food, cloth, and ironware, it would be best to send some aristocratic children to the Central Plains to learn advanced technologies, such as farming, weaving, smelting and learn all the good ones!
For trade, the Han family plans to open 20 markets, but the number is still too small. At least fifty or one hundred are needed. It is best to organize caravans to do business directly in Luoyang and Xuchang, which will make more profits. !
The chiefs became more and more beautiful as they grew older, and their noses were almost full of bubbles. Just when they were about to make a request, they were surprised to find something. This fat messenger of the Han family - fell asleep! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com