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"Two turtles! Two turtles! running slowly, running slowly, one with its head shrinking, the other hiding its tail, what should I do? What should I do? Once I hold the hammer in my hand, I will smash the turtle to pieces Use the shells to make ling paste!¡±
Xuanjia Army Camp - In the Central Military Tent, Xiao Yi lay on the handsome desk with a frown, humming a children's song he adapted while looking at the newly acquired pets, two palm-sized white turtles, on the turtle shell Use the dagger to carve the names - Sun Ce, Zhou Yu!
When Daoxiang went to the river to collect medicine, she found two rare little white crows and brought them back. Xiao Yi was deeply moved and exchanged a secret recipe for 'breast enlargement and beauty' with the little girl. , and also named the two white turtles, thinking day and night how to make them into a pair of 'Guiling Gao'!
The two little white turtles are quite spiritual. They are aware of the danger and always hide in the turtle shell. Xiao Yi has tried many methods: coercion, inducement, intimidation, beating Unfortunately, it has no effect. The two little white turtles are amazingly patient. , If you can't speak up, you won't stand out. It really lives up to its name!
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were practicing the "Turtle Magic". The Jiangdong troops retreated and hid in Hefei-Chaohu. No matter how the situation changed, they refused to come out. In order to lure the "turtle" out of the cave, they had to fight quickly. , Xiao Yi used many methods
First of all, they sent out rangers to provoke, and they scolded their ancestors, relatives and friends every day outside the city of Hefei. They were all baptized with obscene words. The result Sun Ce and Zhou Yu suppressed their anger and refused to fight!
Secondly, the Xuanjia Army retreated across the board, abandoning many fortresses and towns, and acted like "the food and grass were exhausted and the morale of the army was unstable", hoping that Jiangdong Army would take advantage of the situation to pursue them. The result Sun Ce and Zhou Yu closed the city gates. Refuse to attack!
Finally, Xiao Yi personally wrote a "letter of challenge" and sent archers to shoot into the city. He confessed that he admired "Jiangdong Erqiao" and hoped to have some relationship "beyond the friendship between men and women." As a result, seven or eight letters were sent out, all of them The mud cow has entered the sea, and there is no news at all!
There was really no other way. The enemy army refused to come out. Xiao Yi was angry and prepared to send the two white turtles over to humiliate Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. However, after a second thought, he gave up this plan!
The word 'tortoise' was used as a curse in later generations, representing 'cuckold'. However, during the Qin and Han Dynasties, it was an auspicious animal, symbolizing health, longevity, prosperity and wealth. For example, it was often printed on the seals of officials. Carving a turtle can bring about wealth and honor, but ordinary people are not qualified to use it!
If two little white turtles were sent over, according to the aesthetics of this era, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu would never be angry. On the contrary, they would take good care of them as if they had found a treasure. They even secretly guessed that Xiao Yi sent a "A valuable gift", could it mean "withdrawing troops and seeking peace"?
After failing to lure the "turtle" out of the cave, Xiao Yi also thought about taking the initiative. To this end, he led a group of soldiers and wandered around Chaohu Lake for three days, looking for loopholes in the Jiangdong military camp. As a result, he went there full of hope and was dejected. Returning, the turtle shell is hard and difficult to handle!
"The eagle strikes the sky, the fish soars to the bottom, and all species compete for freedom in the frosty sky. It is such a wise saying Every species has areas of expertise and fatal weaknesses. If you insist on going against nature, you will only bring about your own destruction!"
To be honest, Xiao Yi is not afraid of Hefei City. As a general in charge of the army, he naturally has some killer tricks. As long as he uses them, he can easily conquer the city. What really makes him frown is the Jiangdong Water Village and the Eight Hundred Mile Chaohu Lake. The waters are vast and the terrain is complex. It¡¯s already scary even before you enter!
If you want to break through the Jiangdong Water Village, you must have an elite navy army. This aspect happens to be the weakness of Cao Jun. Xiao Yi's generals are like clouds, warriors are like rain, prancing horses and bows, they are invincible It is a pity that everyone, including himself, is invincible. Inside, the entire camp is full of landlubbers. They will sink when they get into the water, and they will vomit when they get on the boat. If they go into a water fight, they will only end up dead in the belly of the fish. Of course, there is also a person in the camp who is good at water¡ª¡ª'Baicai! ¡¯
A sweaty horse with extraordinary talents. He can travel through mountains and rivers as if walking on flat ground. He can swim in the Yangtze River and the small waters of Chaohu Lake. Naturally, it cannot be stopped. The problem is that although 'Baicai' is extremely smart, if he wants to command the navy and conquer the world , it will take hundreds of years of practice!
When the time comes, ¡®Uncle Cabbage¡¯ absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, transforms into a nine-sky dragon, roars, overturns rivers and oceans, swallows clouds and mist, and travels through space A good historical novel will be changed into a fantasy!
Back to the subject, when Xiao Yi was at a loss, all the generals gathered together. The Mo Dao soldiers, the trapped soldiers, the Danyang soldiers were stationed outside Shouchun City, with a total of more than 100,000 troops, flags waving, and morale like a rainbow!
The arrival of reinforcements excited people's hearts and changed the offensive and defensive momentum, which naturally affected the situation in Huainan.??The magical power is vast and the magic power is boundless! "
That's right, the 'Greedy Wolf Star Lord' worshiped by the people of Shouchun was created based on Xiao Yi. This is their 'patron saint' It is said that if you worship every day, you can drive away evil spirits, keep your home safe, and restore peace. It can treat some diseases, such as headache, fever, cold, vomiting blood, irregular menstruation pray three times a day, and it will be effective immediately!
Xiao Yi has no objection to being able to transform into a god and enjoy the incense and worship. However, the position is a bit wrong and he is placed on the stove to offer sacrifices. Over time, it is inevitable that he will develop a little black face, but no matter what, it is still considered good. The clergy we have established are much better than those Huang Daxian and Mouse Daxian
On the fourth day of the first lunar month, before the New Year atmosphere had dissipated, there was sudden movement in Hefei City. Sun Ce, the little overlord, sent a messenger directly to the Xuanjia Army camp to offer a generous New Year gift: fine wine, fat meat, There are many kinds of silverbait, shrimps, pearls and there is also a personal letter from Sun Ce, which only has four sentences:
The two armies are facing each other on the battlefield,
Never forget the old feelings,
Cooked in a red stove with wine,
Can I have a drink? (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com