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Chapter 499: Scolding the formation players

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    "The military strategist is well-deserved!"

    Xiao Yi walked around Xiapi City for a day. After returning, he immediately made a sand table model and repeated the simulations. Failure, failure, failure In three days, there were twelve simulated attacks, without exception.  All ended in failure!

    The city is high, the pond is deep, the ground is dangerous, and the defenses are complete. There are at least 40,000 elite soldiers stationed in the city, and the money and food are sufficient. It will not be a problem to support it for the past year. With Lu Bu as the commander and Chen Gong as the assistant, unless they take the initiative to go out of the city for a decisive battle, otherwise  There is no way!

    One person is short in wisdom, but the other two are strong in wisdom. After thinking hard to no avail, Xiao Yi invited his good friend Guo Jia over, and the two of them deduce the battle of Xiapi on the sand table. Then Cheng Yu came, and so did Xun Yu and Xun You.  Finally, even the Prime Minister Cao Cao came, and everyone gathered together to discuss ways to conquer Xiapi and break the myth of the "Soldier Immortal"

    In the end, everyone agreed that the defense of Xiapi City was perfect. Even if the two hundred thousand troops were filled in, it would be difficult to attack the city by force. If we want to win a quick victory and resolve this war before summer, the only way is to defeat the other side.  The generals have made up their minds. The city is intact, but the people are lacking. They are as proud as Han Xin. Aren't they in the hands of Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty?

    "I'm afraid it's not that easy to trick 'Hujiu' out of the city?"

    "Well, after suffering a setback, gaining wisdom, and being defeated several times in a row, Lu Bu has changed from a 'Flying General' to a 'Turtle General'. He is completely unable to defend himself!"

    "Even if he wants to go out to fight, Chen Gong will probably try his best to dissuade him. This man is extremely intelligent. You can't even try to hide ordinary strategies from him!"

    ??Everyone expresses his or her own opinion, but the tiger cannot be lured out of its hole using ordinary methods, unless

    "Then scold Lu Bu. A man wants face and a tree wants bark. Let's see how long he can endure it!" Xiao Yi said with a dark face, and then selected scolding talents from the army!

    Scolding is a technical job. It focuses on arousing the enemy's anger in a few words, like a red-eyed bull, fearlessly rushing out to die. To do this, you must have a loud voice.  , sharp-tongued, thick-skinned and dark-bellied!

    First of all, you have to have a loud voice. You must be able to roar two miles away, and the sound floats into the enemy's ears clearly. In this era without loudspeakers, it all depends on your personal ability. You must have that kind of confidence.  Only a strong man with sufficient lung capacity and a wide voice can do the job!

    If you don't have this ability, then don't take the job of scolding the formation, otherwise the voice is too low and the scolding will be in vain. Alternatively, you can go to the bottom of the city wall and scold the formation. In this way, the enemy will hear it, but the arrow cluster will also follow.  Come on, I would be weird if I didn¡¯t shoot you into a hedgehog!

    Secondly, you must be good at eloquence. When someone scolds you, you can scold three sentences in a new way. You can scold someone for three days and three nights without repeating it. The scolding must be cunning and mean. Not only can you scold a living person to death, but you must also have the ability to  Only the ability to jump up from the grave after being scolded by the dead!

    The last thing is to be thick-skinned, because scolding wars are often two-sided, and the enemy will not just stand there and let you scold you, so not only do you have to scold in various ways, but you also have to suppress the opponent's scolding.  Take all the bad words the other person calls you and treat them as New Year's compliments!

    "If you don't have these two moments, it's best not to go out and stand out. Otherwise, if the enemy is not angry yet and you spit out three mouthfuls of blood yourself, then you are not scolding the formation, but you are going to die!"

    To say that there are really many talented people in Cao's army, under such high requirements, after layers of selection, more than 200 qualified "scold players" were selected. They are all scolding talents selected from a thousand miles.  In future generations, they will all be tenor material!

    There are more than 200 people. If they want to curse in a uniform, rhythmic, hierarchical and connotative way, they have to choose a leader. After everyone's recommendation and comparison, they finally found this top person~~~'Fat  Liu!  ¡¯

    As a cook, life in the army is relatively boring. Others are practicing swords, guns, swords and halberds, but they are dealing with pots and pans. In addition, they have a lot of spare time, so quarreling has become an important hobby for them.  activities, and 'Fat Liu' is one of the best. He is known as 'the invincible opponent of the whole army, one person can stop a million soldiers', which has greatly increased the prestige of the Xuanjia Iron Cavalry!

    After receiving the military order, 'Fat Liu' did not hesitate. He threw down the iron pot and set off with more than 200 'scold soldiers'. In order to appear solemn, he held the flag of the Xuanjia Army in one hand and the other in the other hand.  He was holding a weird-looking thing made of rolled iron. It was a scolding formation artifact that Xiao Yi had drawn up all night and had the army's skillful generals build it~~~Big speaker!

    At the same time, all the troops of Cao's army mobilized and laid snares in all directions. Xiao Yi personally led the "Xuanjia Iron Cavalry" to follow those scolding soldiers. As long as Lu Bu dared to step out of Xiapi City, he would definitely come.  No reply.Now that he was exposed naked, in front of hundreds of thousands of soldiers from both armies, this was more than just a slap in the face, it was like tearing off his face, throwing it to the ground, and letting hundreds of thousands of soldiers step on him.  ¡­

    "Is it tolerable, which one is intolerable?"

    Lu Bu couldn't bear it anymore. With a wave of his hand, he threw away Chen Gong who was trying to persuade him. He ordered his troops to go out of the city and fight for their lives. The boundless shame can only be washed away with blood, whether it is the enemy's or his own.  of!

    "Boom!~~Boom!"

    The sound of war drums sounded, the suspension bridge of Xiapi City was lowered, and then the city gate began to rumble open. Inside, I saw the flash of swords and shadows, murderous intent, and a 'tiger dove' was about to rush out~~

    Hearing the sound of drums, Cao's army outside the city also became excited. Xiao Yi led his men and horses closer step by step, with phoenix wings and gold-plated boring bars in his hands dancing like flying. As long as Lu Bu's war horse took one step across the moat, his death would come~  ~

    ¡°Dong dong!~~Kill!~~¡±

    Amidst the thunderous drums, the shouts of killing also began to sound. Just when the soldiers of both armies held their breath and prepared for a bloody battle, a messenger on horseback suddenly ran over from Xiapi City

    "Reporting to Marquis Wen, the second lady has a heartache and is suffering from severe pain. Please go back as soon as possible!"

    "What, Diao Chan is sick?" After receiving the news, Lu Bu's anger suddenly turned into countless worries. If there is anyone in the world who can change his will, it is two women, one of whom is his.  My dear daughter, the other one is Diao Chan!

    "What should we do? Leave the city, or not leave the city?" Looking at the soldiers who were ready to go, and then looking in the direction of his mansion, Lu Bu suddenly hesitated. This beloved woman was obtained by him for his reputation. He usually regarded him as  A sweetheart!

    "Marquis Wen, please return home quickly. The eldest lady is also crying and keeps asking to see her father. The eldest lady can't comfort her anymore!" Another messenger came, and this became the last straw for Lu Bu. Together with his family  In comparison, even if you don¡¯t care about your life, a little face is nothing~

    "Close the door, withdraw your troops, and return to your mansion. Anyone who goes out of the city to fight without authorization will be killed!" Along with the red rabbits and horses, Lu Bu went straight to his mansion. As for the 200,000 Cao troops outside, you can play with it yourself!

    The city gate that had been mostly opened was closed again, and the suspension bridge was raised high. The 'tiger dove', who was finally irritated, shrank back again, and all the previous efforts were wasted. Cao Jun outside the city stamped his feet and beat his chest. All the hard work was in vain.  !

    "It's hard for the tiger dove to come out again!" Xiao Yi slapped his thigh depressedly. The more people scold, the thicker their skin becomes. After what happened today, Lu Bu will probably never fall into the trap again because he has immunity.  ah!

    "Also who was able to use this trick to invite a crazy tiger back?"

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    Xiapi City, in the mansion, Diao Chan is sitting in the inner house with a pink face, rosy face and full of energy. Not to mention she is sick, with her skills, she can even kill a tiger!

    As for the legendary Miss Lu who couldn¡¯t stop crying, she was drooling over a sumptuous banquet. How could she look sad at all?

    This is just a little trick of Diao Chan. After all, she is a woman who has experienced strong winds and waves. Ever since Cao Jun besieged the city, she has always paid attention to what is going on outside the city. Today I heard that "Ghost Face Xiao Lang" was scolding the formation outside the city and commanding  A group of people were acting somewhere, and the beauty immediately became worried

    "In terms of bravery, Lu Bu is invincible in the world, but in terms of mind, even ten 'tiger doves' combined are no match for Xiao Yi!"

    "Enemies, from now on it will be the two of us who will fight our wits!" After drinking down the wine in her hand, Diao Chan's eyes also had a strong fighting spirit. When it comes to guessing people's hearts, she is also a master!  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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