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Children should not be frightened when they 'pee', otherwise they will have sequelae such as frequent urination, urinary obstruction, and incomplete urination. Although Xiao Yi has never been a father, he still has basic parenting knowledge, so he stayed still and waited for Cao Xiong. After squirting all the water in the 'little teapot', he called the attendants to take the young man away quickly!
"Although children's urine can clear away heat and ward off evil spirits, there is no need to drink so much at once!" Looking at his clothes that were mostly wet, Xiao Yi wanted to cry without tears, so he had to run to the back house of the Prime Minister's Mansion to change clothes. "Brother is really embarrassed today. There are mountains of corpses and rivers of blood, but he was washed away by a puddle of boy's urine!"
When the news reached the back house, it immediately caused a sensation. Mrs. Ding, who was as solemn as she was, was laughing so hard. Others were rushing to see Xiao Yi's wet and embarrassed appearance. As for the culprit, Cao Xiong, he was regarded as a hero by everyone. Raised above the head!
¡°In the whole world, there is only one person who dares to wet ¡®Ghost Face Xiao Lang¡¯!
In the back house, the Cao family and his son had quite a lot of clothes, but Cao Cao was short in stature, Cao Ang was thin, and the rest of Cao Pi, Cao Zhi and others had not yet grown in shape, but Xiao Yi was eight feet tall, with a wolf's back and a wasp's waist. You figure, you can¡¯t fit into those small clothes anyway?
You can¡¯t wear women¡¯s clothes, or put a bed sheet on it? Then I can¡¯t go out to meet people!
"If you don't mind, the Governor, let's try the little girl's skills!" Fortunately, at the critical moment, the second lady, Cao Jie, shyly took out a set of clothes from her boudoir, both inside and outside. This solved Xiao Yi's urgent need. !
Once worn, the length is right and the size is just right!
In the past life, on the university campus, if anyone had a pair of gloves or scarves knitted by his girlfriend, he could walk with his head raised in front of his classmates. If he had a sweater, he could have a snot-filled nose. Back then, Xiao Yi was alone. I can only envy others. I didn't expect to finally wear the clothes of "Warm Brand" today. I am really wise and treat me well!
"A man's blood meets the love of a daughter, a hundred times of steel turns into softness around the fingers, all things are born, one thing comes down to another, Xiao Yi is completely conquered~~
They also came to give gifts. My brother was drenched in child urine, but my sister got a lot. Xiaojing entered the back house with a cart full of gifts. When she came out, one cart turned into two carts!
Mrs. Ding and Mrs. Bian both liked this lively and smart little girl very much, so they naturally gave them a lot of gifts. The brothers and sisters of the Cao family also got along very well with Xiaojing, so they naturally gave away any good things they had. Five-year-old Cao Xiong even stuffed his toy wooden tiger into Xiaojing's hands, quite like a 'real man, reluctantly giving up his love'
In this way, when the brother and sister said goodbye and left, they caused another sensation on Zhuque Street. Others came in with truckloads of gifts and came out empty-handed. Those who can drink two glasses of water and wine are considered to have dignity. , look at people again, there are more gifts in return than gifts given, there are gifts here and there, this is full of love~favor!
"Huh? The governor's clothes seem to have changed!" The jealous person discovered the secret.
"Well, that's right, it's still brand new. Look at the dense stitching. What a good craftsmanship!" This one has a better look.
"Hey, what does the Governor smell like, milk? Tea?" This is a good nose.
Hearing all kinds of discussions, Xiao Yi's little black face tensed up. He couldn't tell anyone about the fact that he was drenched in urine by a boy. At least he couldn't admit it even if he was beaten to death. Otherwise, what's the point of his face? Where is the military power?
After returning to the Hou Mansion, Xiao Yi immediately ordered to boil water and take a bath. The attendants naturally took notice. Everyone knows that most of his governors love to be clean, but this time it seems a little too much, right?
The bath water was changed seven times in a row, which made the little maids responsible for carrying water panting from exhaustion. Not to mention, Xiao Yi found four more strong-armed soldiers from his own soldiers and gave them to him as if they were risking their lives. I took a bath and my slightly dark skin turned crab red, so I stopped!
However, the child urine on his body can be washed away, but the shadow in his heart is hard to get rid of. The direct manifestation is that Xiao Yi refused to drink tea for a long time and would avoid even seeing a small teapot!
On the fifth day of the first lunar month, before the New Year atmosphere in Xuchang City had completely dissipated, the envoys from various princes left one after another. They all rushed back day and night to report to their masters the dynamics of the court and the results of private transactions.
Immediately afterwards, the three Huns envoys were about to leave, because the imperial court's canonization was official. Not surprisingly, King Zuo Xian-Liu XianHe was given the title of "Great Chanyu" and was given a gold seal and a jade belt to show his honor.
This is not surprising. Just like the emperors of the Han people were succeeded by princes, the Great Chanyu of the Huns could only be produced among the left and right virtuous kings. The right virtuous king Huchuquan had already been defeated and died, and even his bones were After being pecked by crows on the grassland, Liu Bao naturally became the only candidate.
But at the same time, the imperial court also canonized Zhao Lang as the "Second King" and Li Yun as the "King of the Right School", and each gave them a gold seal, but without the jade belt.
Someone asked, he was already the second king and the right school king, so what is the use of the Han Dynasty court canonizing him again?
Can I still receive two salaries?
The answer is very different. In the past, their princes were conferred by the Xiongnu Chanyu, and they were ministers of the Hun court. Now, their princes were conferred by the Han Dynasty, and they became ministers of the Han. Although their status is not as good as that of the Han Dynasty. It's a bit lower to be called 'Great Chanyu', but everyone is a minister enthroned by the Han court. They were superiors and subordinates in the past, but they will be of the same level in the future. They can completely fight against each other and form a country of their own!
Such a complicated routine is undoubtedly fatal to the originally loose political system of the Huns. In name, they are a chanyu, but in fact they are still 'three kings standing side by side'. If you want to reunite into a complete tribe, you yourself Let's kill him first and bleed him into a river!
As for who came up with such an insidious, sinister and cunning method, haha, just look at who has the darkest little face among the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty!
As a Han nationalist, Xiao Yi naturally had no good impressions of the Huns, but this exception was held in his arms. In the days before they were about to leave, he lived in Zhao Yanran's tent every night, and the two of them stayed together until death. , I can¡¯t wait to rub the other person into my body~~~
"The grassland is so desolate, with many wolves and eagles, and the wind and sand are so strong. Is it possible not to go back?" Xiao Yi asked tentatively several times, and promised countless benefits, including food and grass, weapons, armor, and medicinal materials. ~~It also includes an extra day of sleeping in the tent every month!
Unfortunately, the answer is still - no!
"The most beautiful woman of the Xiongnu cannot live in Han for a long time. She belongs to the endless prairie and the Gobi Desert with countless yellow sands. Just like the snow lotus on Tianshan Mountain, it will wither and melt away if it leaves the land that nourishes it. !¡±
??Well, the above is just Xiao Yi making excuses for himself. In fact, he is reluctant to part with his wife's property. No one would have thought that Zhao Yanran is not only the most beautiful woman in the Huns, but also the richest woman in the Huns!
It can be said that Zhao Lang really loves his sister to the core. Not only did he give her the title of 'Princess Princess', he also allocated her the most fertile pasture in the south of Zhao Xincheng, his hometown, which is hundreds of miles in diameter. , and there are tens of thousands of subjects, and hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep. This property is much richer than that of ordinary tribal chiefs!
Property after marriage belongs to both husband and wife. Zhao Yanran's pasture, cattle and sheep are Xiao Yi's pasture, cattle and sheep. After learning that he suddenly had so much property, he was so excited that he wanted to lead the Xuanjia Army to charge. Go to the grassland and brand the word "Xiao" on the buttocks of every cow and sheep. You must take care of your own things!
In addition, if Cunning Rabbit San Cave and Ma Liu in Guanzhong were the first 'refuge', then Zhao Yanran's territory on the grassland would be the second one. After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Yi decided to invest his money and run his own business well. 'A second home! ¡¯
The treasure house of the Hou Mansion was opened again, and gold bricks, jade, and pearls were pulled out in carts, and then replaced with a large amount of grain, cloth, medicinal materials, ironware, ready to be sent to the grassland. In addition, Xiao Yi secretly The Xuanjia Army mobilized five hundred veterans and sent them to the grassland together with their families
With the nourishment of the aquatic plants there, in less than ten years, he will have a cavalry with thousands of people. By then, haha, it will be time to expand his pasture!
If anyone dares to disagree, then use a knife to speak. Anyway, this is the rule on the grassland!
Zhao Yanran was overjoyed that Ai Lang was so generous. Coupled with the impending departure, the 'activities' in the tent became even more obsessive. Even some postures that she was usually unwilling to do were put on one by one for Xiao Yi to enjoy. Yanfu!
"No matter how much Zhao Yanran has, she will have to leave it to her son in the end, and her son must be named Xiao. I won't lose, I won't lose!" Xiao Yi's little calculation in his heart was made Ring, "Hey, it's so humiliating that I didn't go into business!" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com