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He Fan also quickly asked what the situation was:
"Brother Zheng, what's going on? What happened?"
After hearing He Fan¡¯s question, the ship¡¯s boss was about to open his mouth, but his eyes seemed to have caught a glimpse of something. He pointed behind He Fan and said:
"My boss, these guys are the culprits, see for yourself!"
He Fan and the three idiot brothers, after listening to the ship boss¡¯s words, subconsciously turned their heads in the direction of the ship boss¡¯s finger.
As a result, I saw a brown shadow in the distant sky, slowly moving towards the villa area where I and others were.
"Damn it, what the hell is this? Why is it still moving?"
The three idiot brothers poked at the brown shadow and muttered, while He Fan looked at it intently and saw what the shadow was.
Seabirds!
Countless seabirds!
A large number of brown seabirds gather together to create this brown shadow.
And as the brown shadow got closer and closer to the villa area, a noisy seabird call came to He Fan's ears. Together, they suppressed even the sound of the surrounding waves.
At this time, Lin Guo and the three of them also saw clearly the true face of these brown shadows, and the three brothers all looked confused:
"Guigui, there must be hundreds of thousands of these ghost birds. How can we move them?"
The three brothers briefly estimated the size of these seabirds and came up with a number, which was not much different from He Fan¡¯s estimate!
The number of this group of seabirds alone has exceeded the total number of seabirds that inhabit the major islands and reefs in our own fishing grounds. You can imagine what a huge team this is!
And at this time, the brothers also saw something strange!
"It's cold. What's going on in the sky? How come it's coming in waves?"
¡°We don¡¯t know, it doesn¡¯t look like rain or hail.¡±
"You two can't even see clearly, let alone me!"
When He Fan saw what the three brothers said, the look on his face became strange.
And the flight speed of these brown seabirds is also very fast, and they will soon reach the area where the villa area is located.
While the three idiot brothers were still discussing the reason for such a large gathering of seabirds, He Fan had already run back to the villa with the ship boss and Brother Yong.
What fell that day was not rain.
It¡¯s not hail either!
It¡¯s so cold¡it¡¯s these brown seabirds who are having diarrhea!
When the flocks of brown seabirds flew over He Fan's villa, in addition to leaving noisy cries, they also left behind guano that fell like raindrops.
The three idiot brothers just realized it. It was already too late to run away!
In an instant, the top of the head, body and clothes were all attacked by bird droppings to varying degrees.
The situation of the three brothers is immediately the same as that of the villa behind them!
This kind of indiscriminate dimensionality reduction attack also makes the three brothers unconscious all the time, and they can only keep saying "Fuck!"
Now, you guys know why the villa turned into such a smelly state!
Fortunately, although the villa was attacked by bird droppings, all the facilities inside were good, except for the smell of bird droppings. The three brothers ran around and went back to their rooms to take showers.
He Fan, on the other hand, stood in the villa and asked the ship boss:
"What kind of bird is this? Why are there so many of them?"
The ship boss said helplessly:
"The slender-billed eagle, whose scientific name seems to be short-tailed quail, migrates once a year. In the past, it migrated from overseas. We fishermen can encounter it when we go fishing at this time of year!
I don¡¯t know what disease these guys got this year. They changed their route and passed over our villa area. You saw it just now. This thing is free. You can pull it wherever you want and we can¡¯t stop it. The villa will change. It¡¯s like this! "
Listening to the words of the ship boss, He Fan also remembered and just saw the appearance of those brown seabirds.
It is true that the mouth is very long and slender, and the tail is also very short, which matches the two names.
Brother Yong on the side also answered:
¡°Boss, these short-tailed quails all flew over from Japan and Japan.The number is not large yet. It is said that these short-tailed quails will eventually fly to the United States. There must be millions of them every year, and they are very gregarious. They have been flying there one after another in the past few days. Several batches have been made, and I guess there will be many more to come! "
When He Fan heard this, his scalp immediately felt numb!
What's the concept of millions of seabirds called short-tailed quails? If millions of seabirds really flew over our villa, and all of them had diarrhea and diarrhea, then my villa would probably be ruined. Can be half buried in bird droppings!
And He Fan knew that such gregarious animals have one characteristic, that is, they are accustomed to following the herd!
Whatever the person in front is doing, the person behind is doing the same thing.
No need to think about it, those short-tailed quails that migrated later started to defecate when they saw their own species in the He Fan Villa area.
Then this is a feng shui treasure land for excretion.
It will definitely be excreted in the same place!
"These seabirds are excreting comfortably and smoothly, but He Fan is very upset. The place where he lives is being used as a toilet by others, and no one else would be happy!"
"It's cool. It dares to bully me. It doesn't matter whether you have a short tail or a sharp beak, no one can do it!"
He Fan immediately decided that he couldn¡¯t let these guys shit on his head every day!
Although it will probably take a few days for these short-tailed quails to finish their migration, if you just let the situation develop like this and ignore it, your villa will basically be ruined!
The three idiot brothers who had just taken a shower and had just endured the humiliation of having a group of seabirds poop on their heads heard He Fan¡¯s words and all of them raised their hands and feet in agreement!
But soon, the three idiot brothers raised their own questions:
"That's what my brothers say, but how are we going to do this? If someone bullies us and poops on our heads without saying anything, my brothers will beat them up, but this is helping the seabirds, how can we beat them up? These seabirds!¡±
"Moreover, these seabirds are so densely packed together that even a few of us can't beat them down. Even if we set up a Gatling that can shoot out blue fire, we probably won't be able to shoot down many of them!"
"As the saying goes, two fists are no match for four. I guess our fists can't defeat dozens or millions of seabirds!"
He Fan was also a little discouraged after hearing this.
These millions of seabirds are really not easy to deal with. It¡¯s easier said than done!
There is no other way, He Fan can only shift the strategic focus!
"We can't avenge the poop on our heads. At least we have to let these seabirds change their routes.
If this villa is covered with bird droppings for a few more days, it will be like a piece of pork that has almost become pickled. By then, it will really be uninhabitable! "
"It's so cold. We can't deal with these short-tailed quails, so let's let the seabirds deal with these short-tailed quails. We also have an army of seabirds at our disposal!"
He Fan thought of using Xiaohai and the seabirds under his command to resist the invasion of these short-tailed quails and force them out of the villa area.
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