-
Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading
Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in hlnovel.com -> Romance -> I am the hope of the whole village Chapter 315: Training General Duck
Previous page Return to Catalog Next page
- You can search "I am the hope of the whole village" in Baidu to find the latest chapter!
Some of these ducks had been chased by Rhubarb on the mountain. The shadow area in their hearts was probably too large. Now that they saw the big devil coming again, they all scattered and fled in panic.
For a time, the entire lotus pond was filled with the sounds of ducks flapping their wings and quacking, making it look like a mess.
And Dahuang¡¯s dog face floating on the water showed a proud and silly smile.
This made He Fan so angry that he almost trembled.
"This bitch is still so worthless. You can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon by yourself, and you still engage in these low-level fun of chasing chickens and ducks all day long. It's really shameful!"
Since Dahuang swallowed half of the inner elixir of the giant catfish, it can be said that he has completely become a spirit. A native dog that can swallow the essence of the sun and the moon by itself, what is it if he doesn't become a spirit?
Originally, He Fan thought that this guy could have some potential. After all, he was at least the overlord among dogs. He had to look like a overlord.
"As a result, the dog still can't change its habit of eating shit, can't hold up the wall with mud, and is still a naive and stupid dog at heart.
This made He Fan quite helpless.
"Besides, I called you here today not just for fun, but for business."
He Fan shouted at this guy angrily:
"The dog food hasn't been served yet, so be careful you won't have food to eat tonight!"
When Dahuang heard He Fan's angry voice, he knew that the consequences would be serious if he didn't go up. For him, it would be a big deal if he didn't have a meal.
So I quickly grabbed the water and the dog swam back.
When I got to the shore, I shook hard and shook off all the water drops on the dog¡¯s hair.
He Fan led this guy to the willow sapling just now.
The duck general did not run around, but stayed under the willow sapling, tilting his duck head lazily.
He Fan did not hesitate and directly ordered Dahuang:
"Go over there and pull that!"
This guy is much crisper than General Duck. He does whatever He Fan says. As soon as he hears He Fan¡¯s order, this guy immediately runs under the willow sapling and performs a live toilet performance!
He Fan pinched his nose and raised his thumb, expressing his appreciation for this piece of shit Dahuang.
That¡¯s all this guy is good for, he¡¯s obedient!
"It's just that the food this guy has been eating lately is too good. It smells too bad!"
He thought this in his mind, but He Fan still had to continue the performance. He immediately called Dahuang to his side and used the cloud-making rain technique, sprinkling spiritual rain over Dahuang's head.
First, I came here to wash away the stench from this guy.
Secondly, it is also a very important message to be conveyed to General Duck.
That means you will be rewarded for being obedient. As long as you defecate under the willow sapling, you can also bathe in the spiritual rain.
This is just a very simple way to train pets. He Fan just copied it mechanically. Who cares, as long as it works.
When General Duck saw He Fan raining spirit rain, Huang Dou¡¯s little eyes lit up.
It knows the benefits of spiritual rain.
Damn it, if there is a benefit, you should have said it earlier, no matter if your request is abnormal or not!
At that moment, General Duck also ran to the bottom of the willow sapling, pouted, and a fresh pile of duck droppings was produced on the spot.
It is located next to the big yellow manure.
After finishing pulling, the guy ran up to He Fan and looked at him with hopeful eyes.
The speed and skill of the movements also left He Fan dumbfounded:
"It turns out it's not that you don't understand, but that you're just waiting for the benefits!"
He Fan was completely speechless when he remembered that as long as he brought the grass shrimp over, this guy would be as enthusiastic as if he had met his biological father and mother. But if he was empty-handed, this guy would immediately turn his back on him.
This guy¡¯s snobbish nature is almost like a stone hammer!
But He Fan didn't mind, as long as Ya could defecate at a fixed point, he was not stingy at that moment, and used the art of moving clouds and rain, and showered him with spiritual rain on the head of General Duck.
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the great duck's body, made the duck feel at ease, and shook his head as if he was drunk, not to mention enjoying it very much.
He Fan took advantage of the situation and ordered:
"General Duck, from now on, you will go to the toilet under these saplings, do you hear me? If you are obedient, there will be many benefits. If you poop, it will be everywhere, even grass and shrimps."I'll give it to you, and I'll chop off the duck head on your neck to make braised meat! "
There must be punishment if there is reward, otherwise, this guy will definitely not take it to heart.
What made He Fan happy was that General Duck actually nodded hurriedly in Lingyu!
It was as if he understood what he said.
He Fan was so surprised!
"However, it's not enough for just one duck to know about this. There are nearly a hundred duck soldiers in the pond. It's impossible to train like this one by one."
There¡¯s no need to go to such trouble.
Isn¡¯t there a duck general? Let this guy teach him those duck soldiers. It¡¯s absolutely simple and effective.
At the moment, He Fan followed the instructions:
"It's not enough for you to know, you have to teach your little brothers, otherwise, there will be no benefit. From now on, you will all have to go to the toilet under this sapling, you know!"
While he was talking, there happened to be a duck that had just landed on the edge of the lotus pond not far away. Looking at the way it ruffled its feathers, He Fan guessed that this guy was going to urinate anywhere.
He Fan was about to tell General Duck to take care of his younger brother, but without He Fan saying anything, the guy just ran over with a big head on his head.
Its little brother ruffled his feathers and was about to take the last step, but was slapped on the duck's head by General Duck's wing.
????????????????? General Duck has drank a lot of spiritual water, and he has just been bathed in the spiritual rain. His strength is so great that with one slap, he slapped this little brother forward.
He fell headfirst there, not knowing what happened.
When he turned around, he found that it was his boss. The younger brother looked at General Duck innocently.
I was just going to go to the toilet normally, but I got beaten.
I wonder why my boss is so crazy?
He planned to stand up and continue his great project, but as soon as he stood up and pouted, he was slapped by the duck general again, and the little duck couldn't stop jumping forward again.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????? The little duck brother was completely confused, and looking at his boss, he also wanted to cry without tears:
¡®Brother, what did I do wrong? You can tell me, can I still let the duck go to the toilet properly? ¡¯
In this way, the little brother was driven forward by General Duck until he came to a nearby sapling.
General Duck then stopped torturing his younger brother and stood quietly watching.
As soon as the little duck has the thought of leaving the sapling, General Duck will step forward without hesitation, slap him back, and then stand by and wait.
People have three urgent needs, and so do ducks.
The little duck finally couldn't bear it anymore and had to quickly solve the problem under the sapling. A fresh pile of duck droppings landed at the root of the sapling.
When General Duck on the side saw this scene, he turned and left happily, no longer torturing his little brother.
He Fan, who was standing aside and witnessing all this, was amused.
"Haha, this guy is really simple and crude, but I like it!"
In the future, as long as General Duck is supervising, these duck soldiers will gradually become accustomed to going to the toilet under the saplings.
As long as it becomes a habit, you won¡¯t have to worry about duck droppings all over the floor in the future!
He Fan couldn't help but admire his wit:
¡°I¡¯m such a damn smart guy, I come up with clever ideas one after another!¡± (Remember this site¡¯s website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
- Previous pageCatalogNext page