On the first day of July, Chaozhou government office.
As soon as the rooster crows, Yu Men gets up.
The career habit of the doorman makes him go to bed later than the chickens and wake up earlier than the chickens.
What¡¯s more, today is still my big day, how can I sleep?
Yes, after a long wait, Mr. Zhao finally gave the order and ordered him to take charge of the government from today on!
"But don't use bean buns as dry food. The gatekeeper is one of the two kings who always follow the great master!"
As for the other one, it¡¯s the manuscript signer. But Mr. Zhao's long-term attendants are different from others. He has a strong and professional management team, all of which are serious scholars and scholars to help him handle the transfer of documents and signatures for the signing room, so there is no need for long-term attendants in the signing room.
Therefore, the prefect¡¯s Yamen now has one and only one uncle, and that is Uncle Yu, the gatekeeper.
His status is approximately equivalent to that of the chief steward, and he is the only leader of all long-term servants!
Although the people below are affectionately calling him ¡®Stewed Diaozi¡¯ behind his back, which means Da Chang Sui (broken large intestine)! But in front of others, he is still the respected and loved big brother!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Big Brother¡¯s daily necessities, food, clothing, and daily necessities, are all taken care of by someone. The three boys who ran errands for him were the 'trainees' of Changsui, the Changsui of Changsui. They are all handsome boys with clever minds, sweet mouths, and sharp butts. These boys specialize in serving the elders and second uncles, and learn the tricks inside. When the opportunity arises, the elders will slowly promote them to those who are good at licking.
Knowing that today is Uncle Qin¡¯s big day, how can the three boys not flatter him desperately? They got up and started working on the fourth watch, ironing and scenting his uniform, preparing new soft cotton towels and soap mixed with stalactite powder for him and some made from the bristle of the back of a sow's neck. Toothbrushes, tooth powder mixed with green salt and pearl powder, various types of combs and grates, as well as small scissors for cutting nose hair, nail clippers and small nails for manicure. All are prepared and neatly arranged for use.
Finally, mix the face wash and mouthwash to the most suitable temperature.
Someone asked, what should I do if it gets cold? Naturally, I have been adding hot water to the washbasin.
I have to ask again, what if it¡¯s full?
Of course I scooped it out with a dental vat.
In this way, the toothbrush water can also maintain the same temperature, killing two birds with one stone.
Anyway, as long as he didn¡¯t say anything, Uncle Yu wouldn¡¯t know that he had been brushing his teeth with face wash.
Yu Men first kicked his cousin out of bed, who was sleeping like a dead pig, and then walked outside. Under the service of the three boys, he washed his face, brushed his teeth and combed his hair, and ate with relish the hometown breakfast specially prepared for him by the master chef in the kitchen¡ª¡ª Braised intestines, bean juice and braised dumplings!
Needless to say, bean juice is the eldest princess¡¯s favorite besides Mr. Zhao. The taste is no different from rancid. He was hated by Mr. Zhao as the "devil's bile".
The braised intestines are made from pig intestines, added with soy sauce to make them dark, and then thickened with starch to make them very viscous. To put it bluntly, it is a bowl of sticky pig intestine soup, which Mr. Zhao calls ¡®the witch¡¯s breakfast¡¯. In fact, the taste is quite good, but it is made with minced garlic to relieve greasy taste. As the official in charge of the government, Uncle Yu represents the image of the yamen. How could he eat garlic so early in the morning?
So I specifically ordered that the stewed intestines be served without garlic, just greasy, and eaten directly.
As for stewing Diaozi, pig intestines, lungs, and hearts are mixed together and stewed. This large pot of stew is only seasoned with soy sauce, so it is very fishy when served, and most people cannot eat it. Called by Mr. Zhao as ¡®three-headed dog feed¡¯¡
¡°Mr. Zhao can¡¯t eat anything anyway, especially in the morning.
The three boys around who were serving Yu Men breakfast were all from Jiangnan. How could they stand this smell? But he didn't dare to show it at all, so he had to force a smile and pretend to swallow, as if he was greedy for the mouthful
"Mixed with it? You're just greedy. These three items are the favorites of the emperor and the eldest princess. They are the favorites of old Beijing." Yu Men drank the bean juice and chewed the stewed dumplings. , the enjoyment is simply soaring.
But the three boys didn¡¯t believe it, oh, the emperor likes to eat large intestines filled with poop? The eldest princess likes to drink spoiled soy milk? how can that be possible? Don't want to die? Aren't all the ministers so frightened by such a heavenly home that they retired and returned to their hometowns?
"What, you don't believe it?"
"Why don't you believe it? What you always say must be truer than gold. The emperor is also a human being. Wouldn't you like to eat pig intestines?" The mistress said with a smile.
"The emperor does not eat pig intestines." Uncle Yu shook his head.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the public opinion, this is still reasonable.
But I heard him say seriously again: "The emperor likes to eat donkey intestines.; At this time, the golden crow was taking its first leap, and the first ray of morning light illuminated the gate of the prefecture's yamen, and also illuminated the pair of huge tin rings on the prefect's yamen.
?According to regulations, black door iron rings are used for the doors of government offices of the sixth to ninth grades. Black door tin rings are used for the doors of third to fifth rank government offices. The first and second grade government offices use green door knockers with animal rings and tin door knockers.
Therefore, the gate of the government office is a black gate tin ring. Compared with the black gate iron ring of the Kunshan County government office, the rank and status are much higher.
Yu Meng touched the tin ring that had turned cold after a night, and finally determined that he was one step closer to his life goal of becoming the best concierge in the world.
He felt that infinite power had been injected into him, his eyes became firmer, and his ambition became even greater. He secretly said: 'The next step - the official! ¡¯
According to the rules, all the family members of senior local officials such as governors, tizhens, and sidaos are called "Tangguan". As for local officials at the prefecture level and below, their family members can only call them "Chang Sui", and the same goes for family officials.
So we still have to go further!
¡®Sir, sir, please keep up your efforts¡¯ Yu Meng encouraged those who needed to work hard in his heart.
As for him, Uncle Yu, of course he is sitting back and enjoying his success.
At this time, ten people came to visit Zunzhi County, the acting prefecture, and rushed from their residences one after another. After getting off the sedan, without exception, they first came up to greet Uncle Yu and introduce themselves. He also handed over a famous post and a generous red envelope to congratulate him on his first day in office.
What is a winner in life? This is what a winner in life is! (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com