Usually poets, painters and writers are regarded as the same category, but in fact the latter are completely different from the former two.
For example, since ancient times, poets have looked for inspiration from wine and women. What should they do if their talents are exhausted and they encounter difficulties in creation? Hurry up and think of ways to cheer yourself up, sublimate your realm in the ecstasy, and pursue that fleeting aura.
But writers, especially those who write novels, have a hard time. You can¡¯t drink alcohol. How can you write nonsense when you are drunk? It can¡¯t be done by taking care of yourself, because long-form writing is physical work, and you have to conserve your energy
Especially at Wu Chengen¡¯s age, he still has to deal with paperwork, so how can he still have the energy to mess around? I can only make do with the old painter couple to live together.
So he can only look for inspiration in life. For example, when he was treating schistosomiasis, he saw that the men with potbelly disease seemed to be pregnant, so he added the scene of Tang Monk and his disciples drinking water from the Zimu River in the Eighty-One Dilemma. Now that there is a Zimu River, what else do men need to do? So he launched a daughter country.
Therefore, the process of writing novels is more like solving math problems. It is monotonous and boring. It is not as sexy as other painters I drink wine with my buttocks naked, and twist and twist to create sexy freehand brushwork, two at a time. .
After patiently listening to his complaints, the artist asked: "I agree with what you said, but what about the 'roundworm in the belly'? Are you going to make Monkey King turn into a worm and get into the belly of the Bull Demon King?" "
¡°That¡¯s so boring.¡± Wu Chengen leaned back tactically and let himself go like a monkey possessed: ¡°I want him to get into Princess Iron Fan¡¯s belly.¡±
"Pfft" The painter took a sip of tea and almost sprayed it on Zhao Hao. "Ahem, speaking of which, the Rakshasa girl is the monkey's sister-in-law!"
"Hmm." The writer scratched his head and said, "So when you beat other monsters, it's like 'take my grandson's stick'. When you fight Princess Iron Fan, it's 'take your old uncle's stick'."
"Hahahaha!" Xu Wei laughed loudly and said, "You old loser, just thinking about this line will make me angry to death."
With that said, he played two roles, holding his voice and shouted: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law"
"Ah, where are you?" Then he imitated a female voice and said with a panicked look.
"I'm inside you"
"Uncle, please forgive me, I promise you anything" Xu Wei pressed his head with both hands, panting.
"Sister-in-law, I'm coming out, please open your mouth."
"Okay, hurry up, I can't bear it anymore" After Xu Wei finished speaking, he pounded the couch and stamped his feet, laughing so hard that he almost died.
"Oh, if you still have one egg left, you should cut it off." Wu Cheng'en sighed helplessly: "People are serious about writing books, but he makes such random associations. Sure enough, there is a Buddha in his heart, and all things are like this. He is a Buddha, he has shit in his heart, and everything he looks at is shit."
"The question is, are you writing a book seriously?" Xu Wei wiped his tears and asked Zhao Hao out of breath: "You judge, is he getting too serious about Journey to the West?"
"Uh" Zhao Hao was watching the fun on the sidelines. After hearing this, he thought about it and asked a question that had troubled him for many years: "Mr. Sheyang, who is the Rakshasa girl's father to the red boy?"
"Ha?" Wu Chengen was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "Ox Demon King, what do you mean?"
"Then why doesn't Red Boy have horns? Can he know the Samadhi True Fire that neither of them can do? Why does the Tauren not return home? Why does the Rakshasa girl's banana fan match that of Taishang Laojun?" Zhao Hao asked. He said: "And the fire in the Flame Mountain is still from Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, right?"
"I'll go, it's interesting." Xu Wei looked at Lao Wu with his eyes shining: "You are an old hermaphrodite."
"I'll go, it's interesting" Unexpectedly, Old Wu also said the same sentence, and then quickly picked up his pen and wrote down what Mr. Zhao said. "The story is richer now."
"Wait, haven't you written it yet?" Zhao Hao asked in surprise.
"Ah, didn't you tell me, I'm still thinking about it" Wu Cheng'en smiled with an 'I understand you' expression: "Okay, stop pretending, I know it's you who are reminding me again. Let's just do this, let's How about creating together and signing your name together?"
"This" Mr. Zhao, the writer's assistant, was distracted for a while, but he still resisted the temptation: "I haven't lived enough yet."
"Hahaha, who says it's not the case?" Xu Wenchang laughed and said: "Just the part about Che Chiguo's fight is enough to label him as insinuating the late emperor and chop off his head."
After a pause, the Gudan painter emphasized: "But, I just like this tone!"
The part about Che Chiguo was prompted by Young Master Zhao when he was locked up in the Nanjing Penal Prison Prison last time. As a result, Wu Cheng?The neighbors were all stunned, saying that the old Chu family's ancestral graves were smoking, and they actually married into such a wealthy family.
From now on, you still have to eat brown sugar eggs every time? Maybe you can even eat one bowl after another?
In fact, the Zheng family is not a particularly wealthy family, but Zheng Ruozeng firstly compensated for his daughter who married young, and secondly, with the strong publicity of the group, this marriage has attracted the attention of Jiangnan. He had to hold up the scene no matter what, and ended up wiping out half of his family fortune
On the eighth day of March, the wedding day was extremely lively and glorious. All the officials and squires from the county came to congratulate him, as well as the senior executives of Jiangnan Group who were studying in Kunshan. Naturally, everyone received big red envelopes.
Oh, by the way, the biggest red envelope was given by Mr. Zhao. With a gift of two thousand taels of silver, Chu Liuxiang's family was completely rich.
But this is what Mr. Zhao wants. He intends to make this marriage a grand affair and make the Chu family prosperous. So that the whole Jiangnan will know that joining the Coast Guard has a high status and a great contribution to the escort!
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