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- Beidao Military Camp, Xishan Island.
At the fourth watch, Xu Kun woke up on time, and then mentioned Xu Bangning, who was still sleeping soundly next to him.
"Don't make trouble, let me kiss you again" Xu Bangning hugged the pillow and smiled lustfully, obviously dreaming about Jinling again.
It wasn¡¯t until Xu Kun pulled his quilt that the young master suddenly opened his eyes, feeling depressed to death.
"Can't you just let me have sweet dreams for a while longer?" Xu Bangning protested angrily, stretched out his feet on the kang, and pulled on his clogs.
"I had a nightmare, do you still want to have a sweet dream?" Xu Kun fetched water from the tank, washed his face and brushed his teeth. The security brigade has strict hygiene regulations, and even the excrement workers must be hygienic.
"What nightmare? Did someone steal the feces again?" Xu Bangning picked up the teapot, feeling out of breath.
"No." Xu Kun shook his head and sighed: "I dreamed that my eldest brother and third brother turned into shit."
"Pfft" Xu Bangning sprayed him all over and laughed loudly: "No matter how angry you are that they don't save you, you can't curse your brother to turn into shit!"
"Hey, that's right, people don't know how happy they are." Xu Kun smiled self-deprecatingly and said, "Why do I, a dung picker, have to worry?"
As he said that, he opened the door and went out.
In the small courtyard, two dung trucks were parked quietly.
Xu Kun bent down and pushed up the car on the left, urging: "It's getting earlier and earlier, don't wait any longer."
"I asked you, Mr. Xu, why did you fall in love with this business?" Xu Bangning walked out depressedly and picked up another car. "I let you go home during the New Year last year, why haven't you come back yet?"
"Can I still go back to my hometown?" Xu Kun looked melancholy and said like a philosopher: "Only here can I find peace."
"That's true." Xu Bangning nodded in agreement. My mother received some information and said that her eldest brother's status was now as stable as Mount Tai, and even she had to flatter him. Mrs. Zheng uses herself to save others, and always feels that her son is safer on Xishan Island.
Er Xu, who was also the man who dumped dung in Tianya, pushed the dung cart out of the small courtyard and came to the neat military camp road, and then parted ways.
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Songjiang, the sky is bright. The government searched unsuccessfully all night and finally opened the city gate.
With the sound of bells, the dung truck slowly drove towards the west gate of Fucheng.
"Borrow it, borrow it, don't borrow expensive clothes!" The old man driving the cart reminded loudly while carefully controlling the livestock.
Passers-by covered their noses and hid to the left and right. It had just rained on the street, and the freshly baked golden juice smelled particularly strong in the fresh air.
The people queuing up at the city gate, waiting for interrogation, did not care about first-come, first-served, and asked the dung trucks to pass first.
"Come on, hurry up!" Xiaoqi, who was guarding the city gate, quickly waved his hand and motioned for his men to move the roadblock.
The inspector from the governor's office on the side covered his nose and asked, "Don't we need to check this?"
"Old man Shi has poured incense for so many nights, everyone recognizes him." Xiao Qi said in a loud voice.
"Look at this surname" The policeman muttered and stopped talking nonsense.
Old man Shi apologized and thanked him, and carefully pulled the dung cart out of the city gate. Seeing his nervous look, the policeman couldn't help but nodded secretly. He was a steady person and knew that the contents inside should not be spilled.
Until they were far out of the city, Old Man Shi breathed a sigh of relief and drove the mule cart into the pine forest beside the road.
"Hello" Old Man Shi stopped the car and tapped the two dung buckets in the middle with his whip.
"It's safe, come out."
Before he finished speaking, the two bucket lids were pushed up at the same time, and two minions popped out.
The two minions lay on the ground vomiting, even vomiting out the gall.
"What a pair of cruel people." Old Man Shi shook his head, picked up a ladle, and scooped water from the bucket of water to rinse the two of them.
It was then that the faces of the two men were clearly seen. They were the Xu brothers who were on the run.
What a trick to conceal the truth and cover up the dung truck!
The two of them promised the old man all the gold they had in exchange for two VIP seats out of the city.
After the delivery, the old man dropped a bag of clothes and hurriedly pulled the car away.
He was obviously worried that he would be discovered by the government, but in the eyes of the Xu brothers, it was a different story.
"Even those who pour night fragrance think we stink." Xu Yingbei said: "Brother, we are not clean anymore"
"Oh, it's all your fault. You've been making fun of me all day long for pouring Ye Xiang into Ye Xiang. Now we've become Ye Xiang. How can you still laugh at him?" Xu Fan spat, feeling that it still smelled bad. Hearing it from afar, There was the sound of rushing water everywhere.
The two brothers followed the sound, and of course they didn¡¯t forget to pick up their clothes bags then??Xu Fan knew that even if he left the city, he wouldn't be able to wear any more clothes, so he asked the old man to buy two sets of old clothes and shoes.
Not far away, we saw a clear river. The two of them were overjoyed. Regardless of whether it was cold or not, they stripped naked and jumped into the water to wash themselves off. I wish I could even rub the skin off my body.
After washing for half an hour, the smell on the two of them became much lighter, and then they felt cold.
But when the two of them trembled ashore, they were surprised to find that not only their clothes and bags were missing. Even the jade articles hidden inside before entering the water were missing.
That¡¯s what they paid for going to Huzhou!
Even the dirty clothes they took off were gone. I don¡¯t know if it was washed away by the water or if it was picked up by someone.
This time, the two of them were completely dumbfounded. Not only were they penniless, but they were also completely naked. How could this~~ That¡¯s good~~~
"Why don't you hide the burden?" Xu Fan angrily scolded his little brother who was looking for grass and leaves to hide his shame.
"You blame me again? Didn't you bring the burden?" The little brother jumped up and down with anger.
"Damn it!" Xu Fan spat fiercely: "I won't let go of any clothes stained with feces."
"Brother, what should we do?" Xu Ying raised her eyes and looked around. This place is actually not far from the official road. Through the shadow of the trees, she can see faint cars and horses passing by.
"If it doesn't work out, let's go get some clothes, shall we?"
"Do you still want to lose face?!" Xu Fan jumped up and down with anger.
¡°I¡¯m so embarrassed, I¡¯ll freeze to death at night.¡± Xu Ying told the truth.
"Ah sneeze" Xu Fan felt like he was freezing to death, not to mention the night. Finally he nodded with difficulty: "Okay."
"Let's go!" Xu Ying couldn't wait to rush to the road.
"Wait!" Xu Fan stopped him, then dug a handful of mud from the river and slapped him on the face.
"What are you doing?!" Xu Ying was stunned and said angrily: "I just washed it!"
"If you can't cover your body, at least cover your face!" Xu Fan shouted.
"Ah, that makes sense. As long as others can't recognize us, we won't be the ones to be embarrassed!" Xu Ying agreed, and quickly took a handful of black mud and smeared it on Xu Fan's face.
Now that they have started, the two of them no longer care whether they are dirty or not, and cover their entire bodies with black mud.
The two brothers looked at each other and were deeply pleased. Not to mention, not only can it cover shame, but it can also keep out the cold.
After observing the roadside for a long time, I saw a caravan driving an ox cart passing by. The leader seemed quite nice.
The two of them bravely walked out of the forest, bowed to each other again and again, and begged for something to wear.
"Hey, whose Kunlun slave is lost?" The leader hit the two of them twice, and said happily: "Catch him quickly, he can sell it for a lot of money!"
"We are not" The two people hurriedly argued.
"If you can speak the words of Ming Dynasty, it will be even more valuable!" The guys swarmed up happily, pressed the two people under them, tied them tightly, gagged them, put them in a sack, and then threw them into the box on the bullock cart.
There was also a squirming sack in the box, so obviously they were not the only ones caught.
The identity of this group of people is now clearly revealed.
"You can't stop luck when it comes." The leader of Ren Yazi said happily: "You can pick up money even when you walk on the road!"
"Hahaha!" The guys laughed strangely and drove the oxcart away gradually.
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