On the grain boat, Zhao Hao was stunned by the scene of beating a drowned dog in front of him.
His original plan was to launch a public opinion offensive, have the people denounce Lin Xunban, and then drive him out of Kunshan in disgrace.
Who would have thought that the Kunshan elders were so violent, how could they just start fighting after they disagreed with each other?
Isn¡¯t it true that people in Suzhou and Shanghai won¡¯t do anything even if they¡¯re noisy? Yaoshou!
"The folk customs in Wuzhong are like this. You just need to get used to it." Liu Zhengqi explained to Zhao Hao in a low voice: "It is tradition to sue officials at every turn, and to riot when suing officials is useless."
"Uh" Mr. Zhao took out a handkerchief from his sleeve and wiped his sweat. He suddenly remembered what he had read in the textbook about Ge Xian, the tombstones of five people, and copying Dong It turns out that Jiangnan citizens' riots have a glorious tradition.
Zhao Hao, a bystander, was stunned, and Lin Pingzhi, as a party involved, was completely shrouded in fear
The citizens of Kunshan threw all the Xumen gentry into the river, and then their eyes all focused on him.
Lin Xunjian was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he hid behind a few bags of grain at the stern of the boat and did not dare to show his face.
Yuan Fang shouted at Zheng Qian sternly to protect the safety of the inspector!
Zheng Qian dared to trick the servants of the Xu family, but he did not dare to care about the life and death of the governor.
The man surnamed Lin is an imperial envoy. If something goes wrong, the elder will certainly be punished, and he cannot afford to go around in this small inspection.
Inspector Zheng hurriedly ordered his archers to stay away and gather at Lin¡¯s boat first to prevent the angry citizens from approaching his boat.
Lin Xunjian was relieved when he saw this. He was about to stand up and say a few words to save some face.
Unexpectedly, before he could straighten up, he heard a snap and something hit his head.
Before he had time to rejoice that Wu Sha Mao had good defense, thick yellow soup started dripping from his head, covering his entire face.
It turns out to be an egg. And they are rotten eggs
The pungent stench made Lin Xun feel like gagging. Yuan Fang couldn't help but asked angrily: "Who the hell did it? Come forward if you have the guts!"
Before he finished speaking, more rotten eggs flew in from all directions, mixed with broken shoe soles, rotten vegetable leaves, animal feces, watermelon rinds and the like.
Naturally, after the citizens discovered that melee combat was not possible, they launched a long-range attack.
Before the two of them could react, they were hit more than a dozen times each.
There was no need to pretend to be Boyi now. The two of them were busy running around the boat, using the grain bags to avoid the intensive attacks.
Lin Xunjian huddled in the gap between two piles of rice, covered in egg liquid vegetable leaves, the black gauze hat turned green, and the cyan official robe on his body also turned into camouflage color.
He covered his ears tightly and closed his eyes. He looked pitiful, weak and helpless, but how could he still have the majesty of an imperial envoy?
"My lord, my lord" Yuan Fang came over despite the hail of bullets and shouted twice at Lin Xunjian. Seeing that he didn't respond, I had to pull away his hand covering his ears.
Lin Xunyan still didn¡¯t open his eyes.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Yuan Fang was confused.
"If you can't see it, pretend it didn't happen. If you can't see it, it didn't happen. It didn't happen. Nothing happened" But I could only hear Lin Xun's words muttered.
"" As soon as Yuan Fang saw that Lin Xun's button was broken, he knew that he could only make his own decision, so he loudly ordered Inspector Zheng: "Hurry up and let someone drive the boat and take the adults out of here!"
"How to go?" Zheng Qian was also unlucky. He was regarded as a running dog by the people, and he was often eaten and killed There were only seven or eight rotten vegetable leaves hanging on his body.
He took off the smelly socks on his head and pointed at the full water. "Fly over?"
Grain ships are inherently heavy, so five of Wu Kee¡¯s ships filled the dock. Zhao Hao and Liu Yuanwai brought about twenty more grain ships. With so many grain ships crowded into a pot of porridge, it was strange that they could not move at all.
At this time, the citizens couldn't see Lin Xunjian's boat, and they couldn't vent their evil anger, so they turned their attention to his sedan chair and honor guard. He smashed them all to pieces, and threw all the broken patrol cards, avoidance cards, and Jinshi cards into the river.
The children picked them up and carried them home to burn as firewood
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Mr. Zhao¡¯s boat has moved far away to avoid accidental damage.
Zhao Hao felt relieved when he saw that the inspection department was protecting Lin Xunjian.
Let people stand up, move to Xiaoshi, cut into a watermelon, lean on the back of the chair, watching melon while watching the show.
At this time, Wu Chengen heard the news and took a smallThe boat came and got on his boat.
"Mr. Sheyang is late." Zhao Hao finished chewing a piece of watermelon, picked up the Songjiang cotton cloth to wipe his hands, and smiled at the anxious Wu Chengen: "The most exciting part has passed. Let's just eat some melon. .¡±
"You, what do you want me to say about you?" Wu Chengen pointed helplessly at the grain ship that was about to become a garbage dump. "Have you ever seen such a miserable patrol during the two hundred years of our reign?"
"Isn't this eye-opening?" Zhao Hao said with a smile.
"You can still laugh? The county magistrate led a crowd to besiege and patrol the censor. If word gets out, it will cause an uproar!" Wu Chengen sighed repeatedly.
"Oh? I thought it was Mr. Sheyang who set up the stage for me." Zhao Hao said with an innocent face: "How can I turn a blind eye when I should cooperate with you in the performance? I have to reluctantly become an actor."
"Am I that kind of person?" Wu Cheng'en was so angry that his beard stood straight up and said, "Only that lunatic Xu Wenchang would be afraid of the world being in chaos!"
"Sir, eat a big piece of melon to defeat the fire." Zhao Hao personally picked up a piece of watermelon, handed it to Wu Chengen, then pulled him to sit down and said: "First, I didn't expect the Kunshan father to be so violent. Second, the common people When trouble breaks out, whether I show up or not, the blame will be placed on my father."
"That's true." Wu Chengen took a mouthful of melon depressedly and couldn't help but smile: "It's so sweet!"
"That's right, this is Wangzhuang's watermelon." Zhao Hao said proudly: "It's sweet, crispy, and tastes great."
"You're quite good at eating." After Wu Chengen finished speaking, he suddenly woke up and glared at him: "Let's talk about business, how do you plan to end it? You can't handle this matter alone"
¡°It will cause an uproar.¡± Zhao Hao imitated the nagging old gentleman. Before Wu Chengen threw the melon rind in his face, he quickly replied with a smile: "Sir, don't worry, it's not us who should panic now, we can just eat the melon with peace of mind. You just don't believe me, don't you believe Mr. Qingteng?"
"Well" Wu Chengen put down the melon peel depressedly. "I just believed in him too much, which is why the situation became like this."
He exhaled a long breath, pointed at the garbage ship and said, "Let's get the people out first."
"This is not our mission." Zhao Hao put his hands behind his head, feeling relaxed.
"Oh? Did he notify your father?" Wu Chengen breathed a sigh of relief.
"Definitely. I guess it's coming soon." Zhao Hao nodded with a smile, looked at the messy dock, and said with a smile: "It's time for the county magistrate to turn the tide."
Before he finished speaking, he heard sharp bamboo whistles sounding from the south of the bridge in the middle of the mountain.
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