There were broken wine jars all over the ground, and two drunken figures lay scattered under the tree.
"I said you didn't go and see Xiaoxiao before you left?" Lu Yunshan's eyes were full of stars. He and Haidongge competed all day and night, but couldn't decide the winner.
"NoI won't go" The smell of alcohol was in his mouth, Hai Dongge's eyes were blurred. He answered stutteringly.
"Youyou don't knowshe, she, she, how much trouble she can bringif she knew, the mess that I and I made for enlightenment would be left to hershe, she could put it right away You, tear all your bones apart and build a grave for me!"
The fingers were waving in circles in the air. When Hai Dongge said this, his cheeks were smiling, not like teasing, but like admiration.
"As long as Zhou Zhou doesn't take action, I can still handle her as a little girl." Lu Yunshan patted his chest and almost couldn't hold it in his stomach. He vomited out the wine that had reached his throat.
"Bullshit, nonsense. You, you don't know, she on the day she went to the Little Five Elements Pond to be baptized, in addition to setting up a formation, she also used centipede saliva and stuck some kind of paper on my forehead!"
"What kind of paper?" Lu Yunshan expressed curiosity. That day, he didn't really take Zhen Xiaoxiao to heart, so naturally he didn't pay attention to her every move.
"She said Shen Mo Dao Jian Zi, is her, my younger brother! Wan Shuirong's close disciple, is her, best friend! Mei Zun's apprentice, is, is her brother!" Eyes and eyebrows knitted together. , Haidongge searched his mind, trying his best to find every correct word in the chaotic memory.
"Yes, yes, yes, I also said that the Master of War Temple, Lian Zi Zhuo Lian, is her eldest brother! Anyone who wants to touch her should carefully consider how many heads are on his neck!!"
"Hahahahahaha!" As soon as he finished speaking, Hai Dongge couldn't help laughing loudly.
At the same time, Lu Yunshan, who felt that he had heard the best joke of the year, also laughed wildly.
The laughter of the two people mixed together, causing the branches to rustle. However, this terrible noise only lasted for three seconds and then stopped suddenly.
"Wait." Lu Yunshan opened his eyes desperately, and the moon in front of him changed from three to one. "I think I heard Patriarch Yunchi say yesterday that in this alchemy beast competition, Zhen Xiaoxiao has a companion, the third magic sword."
¡°Damn! It¡¯s not possible, right?¡± Hai Dongge sobered up instantly. In this joke, the part about Mei Zun's first disciple is indeed correct.
"Actually, Grand Ancestor Yu Shu has always been kind to her. I once thought that Grand Ancestor Yu Shu was her arm. After all, it would be impossible for one person to challenge me, Quan Yan, without the slightest backing. " Lu Yunshan quickly added. It seemed that the alcoholism did not make him lose his mind. "You said she doesn't seem like the kind of idiot who really doesn't remember to write and just brags, right?"
After shutting up, the air became quiet except for the singing of crickets in the night.
After a long time, Lu Yunshan weakly broke the silence: "When are you leaving?"
"Now!" Hai Dongge jumped up from the ground, and the veins on Hai Dongge's temples burst out.
"Okay! Let's get together, I'll arrange a sect mission for myself, and I'll leave the sect for a year and a half first."
There is no need to pack your luggage, Yan Hong is also in the Danhai anyway. Lu Yunshan put his hand on Hai Dongge's shoulder, the two of them staggered and quickly disappeared on Lion Heart Peak.
It¡¯s terrible!
???????????????? If Zhen Xiaoxiao waits for his reaction and shifts the focus from the Disaster Banshan residence to the Disaster inheritance sequence, then it is really possible and there is no way to escape!
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