Lin Xiaoming hurriedly looked left and right, because the last time Lin Hao called, he was also on this mountain road, or even nearby.
?? Could this old man be hiding nearby to monitor him?
However, after he watched for a long time, except for the Five Divine Guards and Ruan Jiao who were following behind, there was no one left.
"Hello!" Lin Xiaoming had no choice but to answer.
"Lin Xiaoming!" As soon as the phone call came through, Lin Hao asked fiercely, "You little bastard, are you turning a deaf ear to my words? Believe it or not, I will go back now and break your three legs alive!"
Familiar dialogue, the same taste, Lin Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Grandpa, next time you want to scold me, can you use some fresh words. I'm tired of hearing this!"
"Oops!" Lin Hao shouted on the other end of the phone, "I turned against you and you picked on me, didn't you?"
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly said: "My grandson doesn't dare!"
Lin Hao even roared, "Who did you say is your grandson? Tell me again!"
"" Lin Xiaoming couldn't laugh or cry, "Grandpa, can you calm down a little? You get angry every time you call me. Your blood pressure can easily get high. I don't want you to be like my seventh uncle."
"Seventh uncleis dead?"
"No, but one time I was hoeing the land with others to speculate on three businesses in a row. I was so excited that I suffered a stroke. If I hadn't arrived in time, he would have died!"
"Oh, it's good that you didn't die. I told the old guy's fortune, and he can live for at least another ten or twenty years. Even if I die, he may not die. Huhwhere did I just say that?"
"You haven't said anything yet, you're just scolding me!"
"Yes, I scolded you, you little brat, did you run out again?"
"Grandpa, please listen to my explanation, the thing is"
Lin Hao interrupted him, "I don't want to hear your explanation, so I'm just asking you if you are right?"
"Yes!" Lin Xiaoming had to admit, "I went out and am on my way back now!"
Lin Hao roared again, "Why don't you listen to me? Are you really looking for death? Do you know how many people out there want to kill you?"
Lin Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Grandpa, you know my character. I never take the initiative to provoke anyone. Why do so many people want to kill me?"
¡°This has nothing to do with your character, it¡¯s because of your life experience.¡±
"What is my life experience?"
"Your life experiencewell, I couldn't tell you clearly on the phone. Anyway, you must not die. If you die, not only will more than one trillion assets be lost, but countless people will be buried with you!"
Lin Xiaoming¡¯s eyes widened when he heard this, ¡°Is it that exaggerated? I¡¯m just an insignificant country boy!¡±
"You know nothing!" Lin Hao cursed angrily and asked him again, "Lin Xiaoming, let me ask you seriously now, do you want me to die?"
"Grandpa, what are you talking about? How could I want you to die? I hope you live for thousands of years like a bastard"
¡°You¡¯re still scolding me in different ways, right?¡±
"I¡¡"
"If you really want me to be like a bastard Bah, I mean you really want me to live a long life, then from now on you are not allowed to step out of Hekeng Village! If you don't listen to me again, I will sever all ties with you. Treat it as if I¡¯ve never raised you!¡±
"Don't, don't!" Although Lin Xiaoming had been scolded by Lin Hao countless times and his ears were about to get calloused, this was the first time he heard such heartless words. He was so panicked that he hurriedly said: "Grandpa, I I don¡¯t dare anymore, I don¡¯t dare anymore, but"
"You're still telling me that?"
"Didn't you make three demands to me before, saying that as long as I meet them, I can make my debut no, leave the village!"
"Then have you done it now?"
"about there!"
"Um?"
"Grandpa, you asked me to double my skill. Now that I have reached Fuyu, it's almost doubled!"
"What about 100 million?"
"I am now partnering with others to engage in breeding, and have produced a lot of hornets, yellow turtles, and dragon's horse chestnuts. Although I don't have much cash, my net worth is already tens of millions."
¡°Where is your team?¡±
Lin Xiaoming looked back at the Five God Guards who were walking behind, "We have collected a few horses now!"
"Huh, you have so little strength, what can you do except show up in this world and kill people?"
Lin Xiaoming said weakly: "But that's what you asked me to do in the first place!"
"But now you are just?Not much, not quite there! "
"I have to achieve it completely before I can leave the village?"
"That's the most basic condition!" Lin Hao said, his tone finally softened, "Little bastard, do you know that if possible, I would rather you stay in Hekeng Village for the rest of your life and never come out."
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¡°But there¡¯s no way, there are some things that I can¡¯t control. I can¡¯t walk your path for you!¡±
"Grandpa, if you have anything to say, can you just say it? Don't be so nagging. I'm going to collapse from you."
"I will make it clear to you when you have the strength to leave the village. Okay, that's it!"
"No, no, no, no!" Lin Xiaoming shouted hurriedly, "Grandpa, don't hang up yet, I still have something to ask you!"
"Is there anything else?"
"About how to deal with Gu Master!"
"Don't ask me about this, I'm only half-full."
"Well?"
¡°If you really don¡¯t understand something, then go ask Miao Niang!¡±
Lin Xiaoming was stunned, "The Miao Widow in our village?"
"You'd better not call her that. She has never been married. If she hears you, she will skin you even if you die!" Lin Hao said and asked, "By the way, I didn't let you have it." Did you go to her for anything? Why didn't you go to her after I left? "
"Grandpa!" Lin Xiaoming said bitterly: "It was you who had an affair with her, not me. Why should I look for her?"
¡°Damn it, she is your elder. When you were little, she always kept you entertained and fed!¡±
"I know, butI'm afraid of her!"
"Has she hit you or scolded you like me?"
"No!"
"Then you're not even afraid of me, are you afraid of her?"
"I can't tell you why I'm afraid, but I'm just afraid."
"What a useless thing! But I was quite afraid of her before" Lin Hao realized halfway through that it would be detrimental to his dignity to reveal his shortcomings. He hurriedly coughed and said: "Anyway, you don't have to be afraid of her. She It just looks cold and weird, but it¡¯s actually cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and sometimes it¡¯s even so hot that you can¡¯t stand it!¡±
Grandpa, are you driving? Lin Xiaoming sweated violently, "Grandpa, Widow Miao no, it's Empress Miao. Can I really ask her about the Gu Master?"
"Of course!" Lin Hao responded, thought for a while, and finally added, "There is something I haven't told you. In fact, the little bit of voodoo I taught you was secretly learned from her!"
"What?"
"She is an authentic descendant of the Miao family, a grand master-level Gu master. I hooked up with her well, even after it has been so long, she still refuses to teach me the Gu technique, so I can only learn it secretly!"
Lin Xiaoming sweated, "Grandpa, tell me honestly, apart from the widows you took away and the widows left in the village, are there any who have an affair with you? I'm afraid I'll make a mistake then. !¡±
"Only Miao Niang is left!" After Lin Hao responded subconsciously, he couldn't help but curse again, "You bastard, the ones I took away were not widows. They were all unmarried. They followed you because they wanted to help me raise you. I went to Hekeng Village with him. In order to hide his identity from others, I made up the identity of the widow."
"You mean, they are all"
"Yes, although they have no status, they have been following me since they were young. In terms of seniority, they all belong to your grandma!"
"When was it when you were young?"
¡°Decades ago.¡±
"Grandpa, are you kidding me? They look like they are in their twenties or thirties now!"
"That's because I practiced the Emperor's Scripture."
"Does your Emperor Sutra still have this effect?"
"The magic of the Emperor's Scripture is beyond your imagination!"
"Then why didn't you teach me? But you taught me this kind of eight-in-one show without waiting for food and drink!"
"You know shit, Baqinxi is Zhengzong's inner martial arts. You can practice it to a high level and crush the Emperor's Sutra every minute. But the Emperor's Sutra is not a good thing. I suffered a lot while practicing it. When I was about to reach my full level, I thought I was liberated, but I didn¡¯t know that life would be worse than death.¡±
"But I still want to"
"Think about it, don't think about anything now. If you really want to think about it, practice the Eight Animals Opera for me before you talk!" Lin Hao started to get impatient, "Okay, okay, I'm very busy here, I don't have time to talk to you anymore." You¡¯re just blabbing, if you need anything, go find Miao Niang!¡±
Before Lin Xiaoming could say anything else, Lin Hao had already hung up the phone.
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