As a pure and authentic Lao Guang, the way to treat guests is naturally tea.
Lin Xiaoming usually doesn¡¯t pour tea or water for others, but just sitting and chatting obviously lacked some meaning, so he took the initiative to play with the Kung Fu tea set on the table.
Boiling water, warming pots, ironing cups, washing tea, brewing, dividing cupsthe movements are methodical, skillful and smooth, as if performing an art.
The Five Divine Guards looked at the teacups that were assigned to them, but no one touched them!
Not thirsty, don¡¯t want to, and don¡¯t dare.
"This guy's ability to poison is so amazing that it's hard to guard against. In order to avoid being poisoned again, it's best not to touch the things he has come into contact with again."
Lin Xiaoming didn¡¯t get angry when he saw that no one was willing to reward the tea he made with good intentions.
As a human being, you must be tolerant of others, especially women!
Lin Xiao did not force them to drink it. He just picked up the cup and drank slowly. "Actually, you don't have to be so nervous. I am usually a very kind person."
Are you kind?
How dare someone like you say you are kind?
¡°Young man, do you believe it¡¯s easy to be struck by lightning when you say something like this?
The five divine guards looked out the window in unison. The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and the wind was light and the clouds were light. The God of Thunder should have turned into a pig long ago. No wonder this guy dared to say such things.
"Actually, you don't have to be so afraid. Although Qi Lipstick is poison, it is also a good medicine. I was developing good medicine from the beginning, but something went wrong accidentally"
again? Does it mean you often make mistakes? The five divine guards couldn't help but look at him.
Speaking of this, Lin Xiaoming is indeed a little embarrassed. In fact, he really wants to be a good person and has never wanted to develop any poison. He always goes for good medicine, but he also likes to mix medicines that use poison to fight poison, so Most of the final results are unsatisfactory!
After being wrong for a long time, he became an expert, an expert in making poisons.
Nowadays, his poison-making technology puts even his grandfather Lin Hao to shame.
"Ahem, don't worry about these details, let's get back to the topic!" Lin Xiaoming waved his hand and said seriously: "Before the toxicity of Qi Lipstick occurs, except for the black spot on your hand, it will not have any impact on your body, and it can even Improve your body¡¯s various immunity functions and increase your resistance to toxicity.¡±
Regarding Lin Xiaoming¡¯s words, the Five Divine Guards didn¡¯t even believe the punctuation marks.
"For example?" Chen Zhilin on the side couldn't help but interrupt. She was very worried about the Five Divine Guards and hoped to know more about the Seven Lipsticks so as to find a way to detoxify them.
"For example" Lin Xiaoming looked at the Five Divine Guards, "Are any of the five of you allergic?"
The Five Divine Guards still ignored him. They had obviously united in a tacit understanding to deliberately disgust him, leaving him alone to talk to himself and perform, causing him to die socially.
However, their boss was very disappointed. Chen Zhilin immediately opened her mouth, "Dani has an allergic constitution. She is allergic to aloe vera. It's a serious kind."
Diane looked at her boss with some resentment, betraying my love, you have to bear a debt of conscience!
"Aloe vera, I thought I was allergic to men!" Lin Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, then stood up and walked to the balcony.
When he came back, he already had an aloe vera leaf in his hand.
There are many flowers and plants planted on the balcony, all of which are drought and waterlogging tolerant, such as cactus, aloe vera, golden bamboo Anyway, they are plants suitable for lazy people like Chen Zhilin to raise.
When Diane saw the green aloe vera with sticky juice, her face turned slightly pale, and her body subconsciously shrank back, as if what Lin Xiaoming was holding was not an aloe vera, but a poisonous snake.
As soon as she saw him approaching, Diane waved her hands repeatedly and shouted with fear in her eyes: "Don't come over."
"Don't be afraid, it's okay!" Lin Xiaoming's tone was very gentle, but his movements were very rough. He rushed forward, grabbed her wrist forcefully, and smeared the aloe vera sweat on her white arms!
After a while, her entire arm was covered with sticky juice from bottom to top, making it look dripping wet.
"You bastard, what are you doing?"
¡°Nini is really allergic to aloe vera!¡±
"Whenever she touches this thing, her skin will become red, swollen, itchy, and even peel!"
"Are you going to kill her?"
"I just said you were a good person. How do you act like a good person?"
""
Facing the scolding and scolding of the Five Divine Guards, Lin Xiaoming remained calm and composed, but his eyes were calm.?¡¡±
"That's it!" Lin Xiaoming saw that he admitted that he was a man again and had no interest in anything, so he interrupted him and said: "Next!"
When Fei Long saw Chen Zhilin looking at him, he reluctantly began to introduce himself, "My nickname is Fei Long. I don't know where I was born. I have been wandering on the street for as long as I can remember. The name on my ID card is Chen Jianlong. The boss gave it to me. I¡¯m not sure how old I am, but my gender is definitely male, my hobby is definitely female, and my measurements are"
Lin Xiaoming shook his head, "You don't need to mention your measurements for a man!"
Feilong added: "My hobby is eating and sleeping"
Lin Xiaoming shook his head again: "Don't mention hobbies."
Fei Long said again: "My ideal"
Hua Ruifeng said: "Next!"
Feilong: ""
Yang Wei saw Lin Xiaoming looking at him, "Is it my turn? My name is Yang Wei, I"
Lin Xiaoming nodded, "Good introduction, next one!"
Fan Ren said: "My name is Fan Ren! I"
"Okay! Very good!" Lin Xiaoming nodded again, "Next!"
Diane could only say, "My name is Diane!"
Lin Xiaoming nodded repeatedly, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't hear her speak again, "What next?"
Diane said: "The introduction is over!"
Lin Xiaoming had a dark face, "Don't you need to say your last name? Don't you need to say your age? Don't you need to say your measurements? Don't you need to say your birth background and hobbies?"
"" The Five Divine Guards were left speechless. Your mentality of favoring girls over boys must be too serious!
Dinnie had no choice but to introduce her again, "My full name is Dinnie Jones. I am twenty-two years old. My measurementscan I not say it?"
"No!" Lin Xiaoming and the other four men responded in unison.
Good guys, they finally got along and started to have a tacit understanding!
??Dini was helpless by these animals, so she could only report her measurements, and then talk about her life.
"I am of mixed Chinese and English descent, with my mother's surname. My mother died of illness when I was three years old, and my father was murdered when I was five years old. When I became an orphan and was about to be sent to an orphanage, it was my eldest son who adopted me. For me to go to school"
"It's so pitiful! It's so pitiful!" Lin Xiaoming quickly came over and opened his hands, "Come on, brother, give me a hug!"
Diane: ""
After everyone got to know each other to a certain extent, Lin Xiaoming cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, let's get down to business. Although I poisoned you, I won't do anything to you. I will also give you regular and quantitative solutions every three months. Medicine. The premise is that you must be obedient and do whatever I tell you!"
"Huh? Just do whatever you want us to do?" Zhaomei was the first to sneer, "Does it mean that if you ask us to sleep with you, we have to do it obediently?"
"Don't worry, I usually don't ask others to sleep with me. Even if I do, it won't be your turn." Lin Xiaoming said, looking at Chen Zhilin with a vague look.
Chen Zhilin¡¯s heart skipped a beat when she saw him, and she didn¡¯t dare to guess his thoughts.
"Now, the first thing you have to do!" Lin Xiaoming said, looking really at Chen Zhilin, "You tell me!"
Chen Zhilin didn¡¯t react, ¡°What should I say?¡±
Lin Xiaoming pointed to the balcony.
Chen Zhilin frowned, "What do you mean?"
Lin Xiaoming sighed. He still had too little tacit understanding with this little girl. I'm afraid we need to have an in-depth discussion to develop a tacit understanding.
¡°What¡¯s across the balcony?¡±
"Lou!"
"What building?"
"Tall buildings!"
"what name?"
"Dongjiangwan Garden" Chen Zhilin finally understood and ordered to the Five God Guards, "Hurry up and prepare surveillance equipment. Monitor the opposite side of the building 24 hours a day at No. 1802, Building 11, Dongjiangwan Garden. Ruan Jiao is there. There."
¡°Understood!¡± The Five Divine Guards agreed, and then immediately took action.
Within half an hour, all the surveillance equipment was in place, and Ruan Jiao appeared on the screen projected by the high-definition telescope.
She was wearing a short nightgown that exposed her thighs, lazily lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone.
After Lin Xiaoming watched in front of the screen for a while, he saw Ruan Jiao slumped there like a salted fish, not even changing her posture. Finally, he lost interest and reached out to move towards Chen Zhilin.
Chen Zhilin, who was dividing the work among the Five God Guards, came up to her in confusion, "Brother, what's wrong?"
Lin Xiaoming put his arm around her shoulders and said, "Let's go to sleep with me."
Chen Zhilin: ""
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