¡°The girl winked at me and the widow sang to me!¡±
¡°I am the Lin Xiaoming who loves to applaud and won¡¯t stop when he starts driving piles!¡±
¡°Don¡¯t ask your wife where she comes from, and don¡¯t ask your daughter-in-law how much gift she wants!¡±
"A spirited young man like me will definitely make your daughter happy!"
"The king asked me to patrol the mountain and catch Luo Li for dinner!"
"This woman's water is extremely salty, like seafood sprinkled with salt!"
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Xia Daren was patrolling the mountain, but it was not him who sang, but Lin Xiaoming who was walking in front and beating the gong.
Although the seventh uncle made Xia Daren a forest ranger, he never took him up the mountain. He only gave him an old map that he couldn't understand!
Although he visited the mountains yesterday, he couldn¡¯t figure out where he was, so he had no choice but to ask Lin Xiaoming for help!
Lin Xiaoming has grown up here, so he naturally knows which mountains are Hekeng Village, so he happily took him up the mountain.
After patrolling for more than an hour, the two stopped at the top of a mountain to rest!
You can see Lin Xiaoming¡¯s home from this location!
Lin Xiaoming even saw Luo Meihan and Su Ziyun sunbathing in the yard, and couldn't help but smile on his face.
Xia Daren also saw it and couldn't help but ask: "Brother, you have three aunts at home, which one are you going to choose to be my sister-in-law?"
Aunt? Oh, only those with big breasts are called aunties!
Lin Xiaoming suddenly understood and hummed: "Only children make choices."
Xia Daren was scratching his head and couldn't react.
Lin Xiaoming added, "Of course adults want them all."
Xia Daren: ""
Lin Xiaoming asked: "Daxia, how old are you?"
Xia Daren said: "I'm 19!"
Lin Xiaoming asked doubtfully: "Using the ruler of self-deception?"
Xia Daren asked blankly: "What?"
Lin Xiaoming said angrily: "I'm only 18, and you're 19?"
Xia Daren said with an aggrieved look: "Brother, I am indeed 19. If you don't believe me, go back and ask my mother!"
Lin Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, "you idiot!"
Xia Daren was scratching his head again and didn¡¯t understand why he was scolded!
Lin Xiaoming asked again: "Daxia, do you have a girlfriend?"
Xia Daren actually said: "I don't know if it counts, that woman is very bad, she always wants to take advantage of me!"
Lin Xiaoming finally became interested, "Come and listen!"
Xia Daren said: "There is a woman named Xiaofang in my hometown village"
Lin Xiaoming responded: "Good-looking and kind?"
Xia Daren said: "It's good-looking, but I don't know if it's kind or not."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Hurry up and tell me in detail!"
Xia Daren said: "Xiaofang, Sister-in-law Fang, her husband always loves to flirt with women outside, so they divorced three years ago!"
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly asked: "How old are you?"
Xia Daren said: "More than forty!"
Lin Xiaoming doesn¡¯t want to hear it anymore. He has never been interested in mature women.
Who knows, Xia Daren added: "I mean her husband is over forty!"
Lin Xiaoming said angrily: "Who asked you how old her husband is? I asked you how old your sister-in-law is!"
Xia Daren suddenly said: "Sister-in-law Fang is only twenty-four or five years old!"
Lin Xiaoming became energetic again, "Tell me how she took advantage of you!"
Xia Daren said: "After she got divorced, there was no one to do a lot of work at home, because I am young and strong, tall and burly, as powerful as a tiger"
"Wait a minute!" Lin Xiaoming interrupted quickly, "Daxia, although I admit that you have strong limbs, you really can't brag like this. You have to be low-key. Nowadays, the protagonist is generally described as mediocre! Why do you want to say that you are tall? How powerful he is, he can only play a supporting role!"
Xia Daren nodded in an educated manner, "Anyway, she always asks me, a mediocre person, to help with the work. Once I finished harvesting sweet potatoes from the field for her family, and she left me to eat. It was already very late after the meal. Brother, do you know what she said to me at that time?"
Lin Xiaoming said: "What did you say?"
Xia Daren said: "She actually told me not to go back and stay at her house at night."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Who else is in her family?"
Xia Daren said: "She is the only one."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then how do you answer her?"
Xia Daren said: "I am so smart, so of course I refused without thinking."
Lin Xiaoming: "Ah!?"
Xia Daren said very proudly: "I can guess with my toes what her plan is. She must want to keep me at home and continue to harvest sweet potatoes for her tomorrow. She still has more than an acre of sweet potatoes that she hasn't finished yet. Will I be fooled by her? Is my IQ that low?"
I don¡¯t know if my IQ is low, but my emotional intelligence is really not high Lin Xiaoming nodded heavily, "You were right to refuse! Is there anything else?"
Xia Daren said: "Another time, I was grazing cattle home from the mountains. When I passed by her sugar cane field, I saw her working there. She asked me if I wanted to drink water. She brought water and put it on the sugar cane. In the forest, if I want to drink, I will follow her in!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then what do you say?"
Xia Daren said: "I said no, we'll be home in another three miles. I'll drink it when I get home!"
Lin Xiaoming: ""
Xia Daren smiled and said: "She thinks I'm stupid. I take advantage of other people's short hands and soft mouths. If I drink her water, I have to help her cut sugar cane. Am I that stupid?"
Lin Xiaoming nodded in deep agreement, "This woman is very bad, and she just wants you to do her best."
Xia Daren said: "Brother, you don't even know, but one time later you went even further!"
Lin Xiaoming became more interested, "Why is it too much?"
Xia Daren recalled: "One time she asked me to go to the fields to help spray pesticides. After spraying, she said she was afraid that pesticide residues would be harmful to my body and would be bad for my health. She insisted that I take a shower at her house before leaving!"
Lin Xiaoming became more energetic, "What then?"
Xia Daren said: "I was taking a shower at her house, but she barged in halfway through the shower and hugged me."
Lin Xiaoming asked hurriedly: "What happens next?"
Xia Daren said: "She said she wanted to get along with me and let me be her son-in-law!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then you agreed?"
Xia Daren said: "I pushed her out right then!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Why?"
Xia Daren hummed and said: "What a beautiful idea she has. She wants me to harvest rice, cut sugar cane, and plant fruit trees for her for free in the future. Am I that stupid? Really!"
Lin Xiaoming nodded, "Daxia, you are more powerful than Luo Li!"
Xia Daren felt that he was praising himself, so he raised his head and chest proudly, "That's not true!"
Lin Xiaoming confessed: "If there is such a bad woman in the future, please tell me and I will deal with her for you!"
Xia Daren nodded heavily, "Definitely!"
Lin Xiaoming asked again: "How are things arranged at home now?"
Xia Daren said: "It's basically done. I'll start cleaning up the pig pen today. After finishing it, I'll go buy some piglets."
Lin Xiaoming asked: "Do you have money?"
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Lin Xiaoming said: "How many piglets can you buy for four to five thousand yuan?"
Xia Daren counted on his fingers and said: "Two or three!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "What's the use of raising two or three of them?"
Xia Daren said: "I also want to support more, but my family has no money!"
Lin Xiaoming hesitated for a moment, then finally gritted his teeth and said, "Give me your phone."
Xia Daren handed over the phone without thinking much.
Lin Xiaoming clicked on his payment code, scanned 20,000 yuan for him, and pressed confirm for him.
Xia Daren was stunned when he saw it, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaoming said: ¡°I¡¯ll buy you a piglet!¡±
Xia Daren murmured: "This, thishow do you do it?"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Why can't you call me brother?"
Xia Daren said: "But"
Lin Xiaoming shook his head, "It's not that much, but, this money is not given to you for free. When you make money in the future, you have to pay it back to me with interest."
Xia Daren nodded hurriedly, "I will definitely pay it back!"
Lin Xiaoming thought of the litter of piglets he had just delivered last night. "If you want to buy piglets, you can go to Zhang Yashu. Her sows just gave birth to a litter last night. I have checked every piglet and they are all very energetic." !¡±
Xia Daren said: "Okay, I'll go back and tell my parents soon!"
Lin Xiaoming handed him the photo of the Longlin Aesculus that he had taken before, "In the future, you will patrol the mountain frequently and help me keep an eye on this grass! If you find it, take a photo first, and then dig up the mud and grass together." I."
Xia Daren was very obedient. He quickly took it and identified it carefully. After making sure that he remembered it, he nodded to Lin Xiaoming.
When talking about this, Lin Xiaoming saw people coming to his home at the foot of the mountain. There were not many people coming, there were more than a dozen people
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Xia Daren was very obedient. He quickly took it and identified it carefully. After making sure that he remembered it, he nodded to Lin Xiaoming.
When talking about this, Lin Xiaoming saw people coming to his home at the foot of the mountain. There were not many people coming, there were more than a dozen people
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