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"Shirley, come here, I won't beat you to death!" Qin Shiou said with a gloomy face in the morning.
Shirley looked at him lively with her violin on her back, the golden ponytail on the back of her head swaying: "Why are you angry at me? I didn't lie last night, I just have two children, right? I didn't Said they were two living, breathing, talking people.¡±
Qin Shiou said angrily: "Have you learned how to quibble? Do you understand that it is bad behavior to scare people?"
Shirley¡¯s watery eyes widened and she said in surprise: ¡°Aren¡¯t you very bold? You can also find flaws in ghost stories. So, let me tell you, how come there are pictures of two children on the top of the refrigerator that scare you?¡±
Wei Ni, who was about to change Little Melon's diaper, asked in confusion: "What are you talking about? What's going on?"
Qin Shiou signaled Shirley to stop talking. He went to the kitchen and walked around, then came out and asked, "Hi, dear, why are there two boys in our kitchen? Who came to get the ice cubes last night and forgot?"
Winnie smiled and said: "No, it's impossible. Why is there a little boy in the kitchen? If there are strange children, they will bark like tigers, leopards, and leopards, right?"
The tiger and the leopard squatted beside her and waggled their tails, staring curiously at Little Melon's diapers, and kept sticking out their tongues to lick their lips.
Qin Shiou took the diaper from Wei Ni's hand and said, "Really, honey, there are two little boys in it! I won't lie to you, I dare to swear that if I lie to you"
Wei Ni looked at him with eyes as pure as a clear spring, her eyes were clear, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and her half-smiling expression was simply beautiful.
Official Qin originally wanted to swear that if I lied to you, you would not marry me this year, but looking into Wei Ni's clear eyes, he really couldn't make such a joke. This was the woman he fell in love with at first sight. He had been waiting for this wedding for a long time. .
"What will happen if you lie to me?" Wei Ni asked with a smile.
Qin Shiou held Wei Ni's pretty face and murmured: "It's not that good, my dear, I won't lie to you, really."
After listening to his words, Wei Ni smiled sweetly and said, "I believe you, Qin, no matter what you say, I believe it. I believe there are two children in the kitchen, they are Haier's cartoon children, aren't they?"
Qin Shiou's eyes widened fiercely: "Can you see through my thoughts?"
Winnie smiled softly, took out her phone and opened Twitter to show him a comment that Shirley posted last night. The picture was of Qin Shiou leaning at the door of the kitchen and looking in. The story tells the whole story of the incident. .
There are a lot of people leaving messages below, and the first one is Wei Ni: My husband stayed at the door of the kitchen with a girl in the middle of the night. Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Bull¡¯s reply: Haha, the captain looks scared to death. He is a timid guy. Yes, I know this.
After he finished reading, Wei Ni took her phone back. Just as she was about to make fun of something, she frowned when she saw a message and said: "There is something urgent in town. I have takeout for breakfast, so don't wait for me."
As she said that, she put away her phone, put on her coat and walked out. When she got to the door, she turned back and said, "If you had used our marriage as a pretext when you made your vow just now, I would be very sad, but I will still marry you - just So, honey, don¡¯t forget to change your daughter¡¯s diapers.¡±
Qin Shiou didn't know what to say. He felt that Wei Ni could read minds again.
Little Melon lay on the sofa and stretched her legs anxiously. The tiger and leopard waggled their tails and came to sniff her butt. Qin Shiou rushed over and patted them on the head, saying angrily: "Is it true that dogs can't change their eating shit? "
The tiger and the leopard stuck out their tongues to lick his palm, and continued to wag their tails stupidly.
Qin Shiou changed his daughter's diapers for the first time. This task was exclusive to Wei Ni. When Qin's mother came, she gave it to her. He had never done it anyway. If Wei Ni was not in a hurry this time, it would not be his turn.
After squatting in front of the sofa and looking at her daughter for a while, Qin Shiou wiped his palms and said, "Okay, baby, don't worry, daddy will change you into panties. I'll make sure you feel comfortable, okay?"
Shirley stood aside to watch and asked curiously: "Qin, can you change? I think Sister Wei Ni is very troublesome when she makes it."
Qin Shiou sneered: "I can even fly a helicopter, but I can't change a diaper? Are you kidding me?"
??????????????????????????????????????????????????Opened his phone and searched for a tutorial on changing baby diapers on the browser, and followed the expert's guidance step by step.
"First of all, we have to open a new diaper - Snow, isn't this nonsense?" Qin Shiou muttered and took the new diaper, Wei Ni had already prepared it.
Following the guidance, they?Put the half with the waist patch under Little Melon's dirty diaper, and then open the waist patch of the dirty diaper. Then a hot smell came to you, Little Melon pooped!
"Fuck!" Qin Shiou was not prepared. The stench suddenly appeared, and the scene bonus on the dirty diapers was like a heavy blow to him, almost knocking him down.
But this is his daughter after all. Qin Daguan endured the stench and approached again. He regretted not preparing a mask. Now he can only endure the nausea while operating it.
There was also a lot of poop on Little Melon's butt. Qin Shiou lifted her ankles up with one hand, trying to wipe them away.
¡°It turned out that he didn¡¯t count, and he held the little girl¡¯s ankle a little too hard. The little girl¡¯s head hurt, so she screamed and struggled hard.
With this struggle, the hot yellow mud on his butt flew up. Qin Shiou did not dare to let go for fear of hurting his daughter, so he could only watch in horror as a piece of yellow mud flew to his body.
Seeing this scene, Shirley, who was holding a mobile phone to record the video, couldn't help but pulled the trash can and started vomiting. However, she did her duty conscientiously, and her mobile phone camera was still pointed at Qin Shiou.
"Little Melon struggled for a while and found it funny, but then struggled even more fiercely. Suddenly, Qin Shiou felt something surging up in his throat, and his stomach was as if a volcano was about to erupt.
"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, Winnie! Help me!" Qin Shiou held up his daughter's little feet and wailed there.
¡°Qin, shut up quickly,¡± Shirley shouted, ¡°Be careful that Melon throws poop into your mouth!¡±
"Xuete!" Qin Shiou was filled with grief and anger. While retching to suppress the rebellion, he quickly wiped his daughter's butt carefully with a wet wipe.
After finally wiping it clean, he quickly put the little girl on a clean diaper, while he scrambled to grab the trash can in front of Shirley and retched.
Tiger and Leopard shyly approached Little Melon, staring at the dirty diaper. Shirley screamed and said, "Qin, Tiger and Leopard are going to eat shit!"
Qin Shiou turned around and shouted: "No! Tigers and leopards, get out of here! I'm going to kiss you every day! If you dare to kiss me, I'll rinse your mouth with August 4th disinfectant!" "
Hearing the shouts of the two people, Qin's mother came out anxiously and asked, "What's wrong?"
Qin Shiou looked at his mother and then at his daughter, gritted his teeth and rushed over, wiped the water stains on his daughter's butt with a paper towel, spread the diaper and put it on her crookedly, holding back the feeling of nausea and said: "It's okay, Mom! I'm on my own Daughter, I¡¯ll take care of it myself!¡± (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com