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"boom!"
There was a muffled sound, and Jia Tao felt a terrifying force pass through Ling Chen's shoulders and reach directly into his body. He took a few steps back, looking very embarrassed.
"Fellow Daoist Ling's strength is really terrifying." Holding his numb arm, Jia Tao's face was full of helplessness.
Ling Chen¡¯s casual leaning just now was really like a truck hitting him, the force was so terrifying. If he hadn¡¯t stopped in time when Ling Chen¡¯s shoulder collided, his entire hand would have been destroyed.
If he guessed correctly, Ling Chen's strength improved again after climbing the Martial Arts Mountain. It was not at the level of the early stage of transformation, and it was very likely that he was in the middle stage of transformation.
"Do you want to continue?" Su Dao shrugged and asked.
"Forget it." Jia Tao waved his hand and said with a wry smile, "Unless I don't want this hand anymore."
Ling Chen smiled: "I'm not serious. Why are you so worried?"
Jia Tao was speechless and choked, deeply shocked.
This TM was almost abolished by Lao Tzu's hand, but still did it without seriousness?
¡°Then if you take it seriously, won¡¯t you not even have a chance to make a move?
"Fellow Daoist Ling, can't you comfort me and make me happy?"
"No." Ling Chen was very straightforward.
Seemingly remembering something, he took out the puppet ball Ma Hei gave him and handed it to Jia Tao: "Some people say that shaking this thing a few times can prove whether you are gay or not. Give it a try."
"What?" Jia Tao's eyes twitched and he said speechlessly: "Fellow Daoist Ling, who do you think I am? Do I look like a gay?"
"picture!"
"" Jia Tao felt like thousands of arrows were piercing his heart.
Ling Chen urged: "Try it quickly. The person who gave it to me told me that there is something extremely scary inside this ball. I really want to see it."
"Why doesn't Fellow Daoist Ling come by himself?"
Ling Chen said: "Because this is for gays!"
¡°I¡¯ll say it again, I¡¯m not gay!¡±
Ling Chen said again: "Then just give it a try!"
¡°I won¡¯t try, just a ball is not worth proving my innocence!¡±
Ling Chen continued: "You don't dare to try it because you are not sure whether you are gay or not!"
"I'm sorry" Jia Tao was finally irritated by Ling Chen's words and said with a dark face, "How to try?"
"Shake the ball!"
Without saying a word, Jia Tao shook the puppet ball violently a few times.
In an instant, the puppet ball became hot, suspended in mid-air from Jia Tou's hand, and made a crackling sound.
Immediately afterwards, a hazy shadow popped out of the puppet ball.
Looking at the hazy shadow, Jia Tao's eyes twitched, feeling that there was some bad premonition.
As expected, the scene in the next second almost made Jia Tao avoid a myocardial infarction.
I saw the phantom moving in the air, and finally transformed into a two-dimensional cute girl without any clothes.
¡°Brother, don¡¯t move, sister is fully automatic!¡±
At this moment, both Ling Chen and Jia Tao were stunned.
The snow-white skin in front of them, as well as some mosaic parts, made both of them feel as if they had been struck by lightning.
"Fellow Daoist Ling, are you sure this thingis here to verify whether a person is gay?" Jia Tao's forehead was covered with black lines and he turned towards Ling Chen.
Ling Chen said in confusion: "I this is also the first time I've seen him!"
"Who gave you this?"
"It's me!" Suddenly, a voice came from behind.
Jia Tao turned around and saw a man wearing headphones flying up in one step, spinning around in the air, then stepping on a banana peel and falling to the ground like a box.
The two of them: ""
"I'm sorry, I made a small mistake!" Ma He got up from the ground, swept his clothes, and shook his brows at Jia Tou: "Too Tou, long time no see!"
"Hehe?" Jia Tao was startled, and then his face turned dark: "You gave the puppet ball just now to Fellow Daoist Ling, right?"
"It's not me" Ma chuckled and said, "Who else?"
"Bang!" As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Tao punched out, causing Ma Hei to roll around in the air before falling down.
"What the hell is going on in your head? It's so filthy!"
Ma Hey got up from the ground and moved the monkeyTao Tao hit Jia Tao's crime tool, and under his painful and resentful gaze, she smiled evilly and said: "Condoms, isn't this your favorite thing?"
Jia Tao endured the severe pain and hit Ma Hei on the head with his fist.
"What I like is uncensored high-definition, why the hell are you giving labor and management a mosaic?"
Ma Hey slapped Jia Tao on the face and said meaningfully: "There is no code in my heart, so it is naturally high-definition!"
Jia Tao: ""
Come here, pull out a high-voltage wire, and I'm going to play a song for this Xiu'er who is beleaguered on all sides!
Beside him, Ling Chen was stunned when he saw Jia Tao and Ma He beating each other after saying just one word.
These two people
Could it be that he is a masochist? !
Three minutes passed, and the two of them collapsed on the ground with bruises and swollen faces.
"Taotao, has your spirit-forbidden spell been lifted?"
"Well, I got lucky today. I met a great god who refined the antidote, and I came back to life again."
"Then go home sometime. I haven't seen you for half a year. My father misses you very much."
"good!"
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Listening to the conversation between the two, Ling Chen came up to him and asked in confusion: "Are you two brothers?"
"Fellow Daoist Ling, I forgot to introduce you, this is my younger brother Ma Hei, who has the same mother but different father." Jia Tao pointed at Ma Hei and explained.
Ma He pointed at Jia Tao and said to Ling Chen: "Fellow Daoist Ling, this is my sister who has a different mother and different father. She has undergone gender reassignment surgery and has become a boy. However, although she is a boy, her hobbies are also boys."
"Get out!" Jia Tao kicked him away and said angrily: "You are a smuggler. I am a man by nature. As for liking men, I only say that so that no one will disturb me!"
After saying this, he looked at Ling Chen again: "Fellow Daoist Ling, don't listen to this guy's nonsense. This little brother of mine only has good things to say."
"Ada!" Ma He flipped forward and knocked Jia Tao back two or three meters with one punch. He said elegantly to Ling Chen: "Fellow Daoist Ling, don't listen to his nonsense. I am a shameless sister who dares to do anything except good deeds." ."
In the distance, Jia Tao¡¯s eyes were on fire: ¡°Hey!!!¡±
"My stupid brother, roaring is useless. Only when you have a handsome face like mine will you understand the real secret." Ma He sighed, looked at the sky outside the window, and sighed: "As long as there is Wherever I fly, there will be handsomeness burning, and the handsome fire will shine on handsome people, and then grow new handsome branches, floating in the handsome land."
"I vaguely remember that I once stood on a rock, facing a cliff thousands of feet tall, just wanting to see the scenery, but tens of thousands of tourists around me jumped off the cliff as if they were possessed, and more and more people jumped off the cliff."
¡°In the end, only a few fainted ones were left on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff. I looked down and saw that they had used their bodies to make a soft cushion for me to prevent me from slipping and falling. "
¡°I asked the survivors why, and they said I was the only person in the world who could be so handsome that they couldn¡¯t bear to see me die!¡±
"I felt guilty and remorseful for my handsomeness, and I felt even more isolated and helpless. Afterwards, I was protected by the female faction, and women were proud to see me. Since the last cliff jumping incident, scientists have discovered that human potential is actually So powerful, because in that incident, 10% of the people were terminally ill, 10% were disabled, and 10% were mentally retarded Many female cancer patients wanted to see me , has been struggling for more than ten years, and has become an anti-cancer star. Since seeing me, some disabled women have got rid of the crutches and wheelchairs that have been with them for decades, and some have even broken the world several times. 100-meter record.¡±
"Some people predict that if I die tens of millions of years and future generations of humans are born, they will also find my bones, restore my appearance, and bury me in the North Pole. Over my tombstone, there will be a cloud floating all year round, changing here and there. , there is only one word, that ishandsome!"
"You are handsome, Mad, shut up!" Jia Tao's face turned dark when he heard this, and he knocked Ma Hei away with an iron mountain.
"Why are you hitting me?" Ma He flicked his tail in mid-air, using his strength to knock Jia Tao down.
"I just want to be an ordinary person, not bothered by handsomeness, only drink half of the soda, never look back when I leave, get up as soon as the alarm clock rings, put my hands in my pockets even when saying goodbye, never feel sad and cry, it doesn't matter what the future holds. , just walking!¡±
Jia Tao looked at Ma He's expression of wanting to be beaten, gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and rushed towards him.
"hey-hey!!!"
¡°Condom!!!¡±
Ma Hei was fearless, he also clenched his fists and rushed forward.
"Crack!" The two fists were about to collide, but they saw a figure squeeze into the middle like lightning, stretched out his hands, and caught their respective fists.
After taking a closer look, Ling Chen's face was dark and his eyes were unbearable to look into.
"You two, I just finished eating, can you please stop making me disgusting?" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com), rush forward.
"Crack!" The two fists were about to collide, but they saw a figure squeeze into the middle like lightning, stretched out his hands, and caught their respective fists.
After taking a closer look, Ling Chen's face was dark and his eyes were unbearable to look into.
"You two, I just finished eating, can you please stop making me disgusting?" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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