As soon as he opened his eyes, he noticed the mop in his arms.
He threw the mop aside, sat up from the bed, and found that he was naked.
He also discovered that his memory of last night was fragmented.
He only remembered that he was going to the bathroom, and when he was dizzy, Jiang Yunxi entered the bathroom wearing a revealing nightgown.
Then, she leaned against the urinal and struck a pose.
The left arm is raised and pressed against the wall, the right knee is slightly bent, the slender hand is placed on the edge of the skirt, and slightly lifted up, revealing the right thigh with skin as smooth as gelatin, which can be said to be as charming as silk.
And then¡ª¡ª
He never thought about what happened next.
I took my bedside phone to check the time, but saw a WeChat message of 99+.
Opening WeChat at 1 p.m., at the top of the list are 20+ messages from his mother.
Last night, 7:40.
¡¾leaf¡¿: "Son, are you okay?"
¡¾leaf Ò¶¡¿: "Mom saw the announcement issued by the program team, saying that the guest in Room 1 accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms. If you are okay, please remember to send a note to mom.
¡¾leaf¡¿: "[Put your hands together for peace.jpg]"
Evening, 8:07.
¡¾leaf¡¿: "What are you doing?"
¡¾leaf¡¿: "[Chihuahua has a question mark.gif]"
¡¾leaf Ò¶¡¿: "Cuddle a toilet mop head and kiss non-stop, and live broadcast on the entire Internet?"
In the evening, 8:10.
In the chat box¡ª¡ª
¡°Stop recording the show and come back quickly.¡±
"If you don't come back, your father and I will be embarrassed by you!"
In the evening, 8:13.
"Does Tang Li have a butt and breasts? Is it your turn to comment?"
"What is her identity? Even if others don't know, you don't know either?"
¡°I don¡¯t know if Tang Li¡¯s waist is good-looking or not, but if you keep talking, I know I should arrange the Wuqi Dojo for you!¡±
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In the evening, 8:20.
¡¾leaf Ò¶¡¿: "[You are going to die.jpg]"
¡¾leaf¡¿: "Unworthy son, [I pay my respects to you.gif]"
Meng Shu slid his finger across the screen, but before he could figure out what was going on, at 8:45 last night, his mother sent another screenshot of a v-blog hot search, followed immediately by a photo.
In the photo, there are two trolley cases.
¡¾leaf¡¿: "The luggage has been packed for you, let's move. [Goodbye.jpg]"
Meng Shu: ""
Wait for him to click on the v-blog hot search screenshot and see the content clearly.
Meng Shu:fuck me.
What does it mean that he is bisexual? !
When did he like a man? !
"The four words "Tang Li Shi Chui" will also expose the author.
Meng Shu still doesn¡¯t understand why¡ª¡ª
This is because Tang is deliberately trying to make himself sick!
He closed the dialog box with his mother and found that Tony, who had cut his hair in the early morning, had also contacted him.
What the other party sent was a photo of a macho guy wearing fishnet stockings and pole dancing.
There is a line of shocking red letters at the bottom.
¡ª¡ªhomobar, looking forward to your joining!
Meng Shu: Damn me!
Just as he was about to block the other party, there was a knock on the door.
As soon as the door opened, what greeted him was a hard slap!
Jiang Yunxi didn¡¯t spare any effort in this slap.
She had long hair, and it was obvious that she hadn¡¯t washed herself yet. She couldn¡¯t control her emotions at this moment. She threw her cell phone at Meng Shu and asked, ¡°Is this what you call seduction?!¡±
"Your temptation is to give Tang Li a basket of poisonous mushrooms so that she can poison us in turn?!"
Meng Shu didn¡¯t let his phone fall to the ground.
Scanning the phone screen, it was a video captured from Tang Li¡¯s live broadcast room this morning.
Before each episode of "Our Little Bear" starts, the program team will conduct a five-minute interview with the female guest.
In the video, Tang Li is sitting on a high stool, with his right foot against the stool and his other long leg firmly on the ground, answering questions about poisonous mushrooms.
¡°If I could have recognized the zoanthus earlier, Anne¡¯s mother and the others would not have suffered this kind of thing.¡±
"What makes me happy is that Xiaohuawan didn't like scrambled eggs and only drank mushroom soup. Otherwise, I don't know how to explain to Xiaohuawan's family."
¡°I¡¯m allergic to oyster mushrooms, so I didn¡¯t eat them.¡±"That basket of mushrooms? Of course Anne's mother and the others brought it."
No wonder the innocence shown in the calmness can anger Jiang Yunxi. Even Meng Shu, who has been living among thousands of flowers for many years, is the first time he has seen a black lotus with this attribute!
Are you allergic to oyster mushrooms?
That night at the family dinner, she ate a lot of oyster mushrooms!
As for Song Jingtian not liking scrambled eggs, it is even more nonsense.
Meng Shu finally figured out that Tang Li had fried the eggs with poisonous mushrooms on purpose!
Otherwise, why would she and Song Jingtian not touch each other?
But both himself and Jiang Yunxi noticed it.
It¡¯s like that time at the fish pond in Hoju.
Song Boyan thought that his little wife was too weak to take care of herself.
Meng Shu finished watching the video, which lasted for more than a minute. Before he could raise his head, he received another slap on the left side of his face.
It was still Jiang Yunxi who did the beating.
Jiang Yunxi endured the nausea in her heart and warned in a cold voice: "Put away those dirty thoughts of yours. Don't think that anyone is like those little stars who climb into your bed. If you can't handle them, you can leave now."
Meng Shu pushed his tongue into his mouth and tasted the salty taste of blood.
The next second, he dragged Jiang Yunxi into the room.
The door of the room was also closed heavily!
Jiang Yunxi felt a pain in her back as Meng Shu pressed her against the door.
Meng Shu put his hands on her sides and stared at her: "You have to be conscientious. If it weren't for you, would I have come all the way to this smelly island?"
Jiang Yunxi sneered: "If you are really capable, then sleep with Tang Li."
"The question is, do you have it?"
Meng Shu was not embarrassed, but just smiled sarcastically: "Jiang Yunxi, you can't hide those little things in your heart from me."
Jiang Yunxi looked straight at him.
Meng Shu spoke again: "Jian Mingcheng has always wanted to marry his daughter to Song Boyan, but someone else got there first. Your mother must not worry about her stepdaughter's marriage. You asked me to seduce Tang Li. It sounds like a pity, but it's for The half-sister takes the lead, but actually?¡±
He locked Jiang Yunxi's eyes and raised the corner of his mouth: "The mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole is behind. Once Tang Li and I really have something, she will no longer be the first lady. Song Boyan will definitely anger the Jian family. How can your sister still be there?" Can you marry into Tan Palace again?"
This move can be said to kill two birds with one stone.
"When the time comes, you will get rid of two love rivals."
"As for what you promised me."
The expression on Meng Shu's face became increasingly cryptic: "Even if you convince Prime Minister Jian Mingcheng to help me fight for the inheritance rights of the Meng family, let alone my grandfather's attitude, do you think I can continue to stay in country S afterwards?"
Jiang Yunxi looked at Meng Shu coldly and did not deny his analysis: "Are you going to renege on the bet you made earlier?"
Meng Shu did not answer immediately.
He gently brushed the long hair on Jiang Yunxi's shoulders with his hand, and said lingeringly: "Of course not."
"I said in country F, I can do anything for you."
Tang Li met Meng Shu and Jiang Yunxi again at the big pot meal arranged by the program team at noon.
Jiang Yunxi and Jiang Yunxi did not participate in the recording of the program in the morning due to their health.
When Song Jingtian saw Meng Shu, he immediately tugged at Tang Li's sun protection clothing: "You're going to be finished!"
"What are you doing?" Tang Li took the large spoon from the soup pot and added a spoonful to his bowl: "I can walk and sit upright, and I am not afraid of all ghosts and monsters."
"Then you said Meng Shu likes men."
"Did I say that?"
Tang Li sat back on the stool and spoke again: "I didn't say anything. It was Deng Xian who blindly surfed. He got the gossip from nowhere and misled a group of netizens. This is just a shocking cauldron falling from the sky and having a mouth." It¡¯s hard to describe the pain in my heart.¡±
"Let's talk about it." Tang Li turned to look at Song Jingtian: "If you don't give Annie's mother a nickname and call her Mop Girl, will they still be on the hot search list now?"
Song Jingtian: "" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com