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Chapter 1071 Divine Oil, Divine Effects

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    Meng Shu is the only one who wants to poop his crotch.

    As soon as Jiang Yunxi put down her job, her stomach felt a little uncomfortable.

    At first, I just thought that I had eaten too much. After drinking half a glass of water, the feeling of wanting to go to the toilet became stronger.

    Meng Shu asked to leave, and she immediately stood up.

    It¡¯s not that you can¡¯t borrow the toilet in Room 3, but Jiang Yunxi doesn¡¯t want to do that.

    In front of Tang Li, she didn't want to lose her dignity.

    The two of them walked to the door of Room 1. In addition to abdominal pain, their limbs also showed signs of weakness. There was only one bathroom in the house, which could not meet the physiological needs of two people at the same time.

    Fortunately, the staff were very helpful and quickly dug out a wooden toilet from the house.

    In the bathroom, a squat pit is installed.

    Jiang Yunxi felt her legs were weak and decisively chose the barrel.

    When she sat on the toilet, the Buddha's light appeared before her eyes.

    Then, just like that, Mona Lisa appeared sitting on a lotus platform.

    Mona Lisa placed her left hand on her abdomen to hold the jade purification bottle, and held a piece of wicker in her right hand. Jiang Yunxi couldn't help but close her eyes and shake her head, thinking it was just a brief hallucination.

    When she opened her eyes again, Mona Lisa had not disappeared. She was looking at her with the eyes of an old mother, and said softly: "Come, child, I will teach you to recite the first volume of the Bible."

    Jiang Yunxi: ""

    Meng Shu did not see the Mona Lisa, but was surrounded by seven dwarfs.

    They half-squatted and watched him go to the toilet quietly.

    One of the dwarves blatantly bit his ears with the other one in front of him, "Is this dilute? It smells so bad!"

    Meng Shu: ¡°¡­¡­¡­¡­¡±

    This is not over yet.

    Halfway through the toilet, he felt hot all over.

    It¡¯s like there are countless insects biting me.

    Especially the three inches below the navel, there seems to be a prehistoric force gestating crazily.

    At this moment, the bathroom door was opened.

    A burst of Hulusi music came.

    Meng Shu raised his head and saw Jiang Yunxi, wearing a burgundy suspender skirt, lying on her side on a stretcher with a charming look on her face, being carried into the bathroom by four eunuchs

    In Room 3, Song Jingtian still didn¡¯t give up his horse and kill the chicken.

    After taking a bath, the little guy came out of the bathroom. He wore a towel hat on his head and a leopard-print mulberry silk nightgown that showed his wealth. As for his feet, he wore a pair of Gucci children's slippers.

    ¡¾Our little Hanamaru is indeed born to be a clothes hanger.  ¡¿

    ¡¾+1, if I read it correctly, this nightgown is vodejohn's new season, 5k+.  ¡¿

    ¡¾Leonardo's sex-transformed clone!  ¡¿

    There are always one or two discordant sounds in the rainbow fart.

    The big red barrage floated over¡ª¡ª

    ¡¾This one has a round butt and is almost like a clone of DiCaprio playing with a water gun.  ¡¿

    This comment was quickly attacked by fans.

    ¡¾Where are you coming from, Kuroko, is it difficult to admit that Hanamaru is cute?  ¡¿

    ¡¾It¡¯s ¡®My family Ningning is uniquely beautiful¡¯ again, everyone, hurry up and get rid of this rat shit!  ¡¿

    ¡¾¡­¡­¡­¡­¡¿

    When the audience was engaged in a barrage war, the ¡®Leonardo¡¯ they called him was already holding a clothes drying fork and covering the camera with a towel.

    As soon as the camera went dark, five million online viewers: ""

    Tang Li packed up the kitchen and went to the bedroom. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the bath towel spread out on the bed.

    As for Song Jingtian, he was doing warm-up exercises while wearing a facial mask.

    "Where did you get the facial mask?" Tang Li was curious.

    "I went to my eldest sister's house two days ago and got it from her small refrigerator."

    The little guy said, holding the edge of the table with both hands, sticking out his buttocks and doing waist expansion exercises.

    The sun on the island is so strong that after-sun repair is not allowed.

    Tang Li squatted in front of the suitcase to get his pajamas, but Song Jingtian came over: "Where is your bottle of massage oil?"

    "Why are you asking this?"

    "After a busy day, my waist is a little sore." The two little guys put their hands on their waists and twisted left and right: "I just checked on the Internet, and it said that it will be cured by just being a horse and killing the chicken."

    The bottle of massage oil is only 5ml.

    I¡¯m afraid it¡¯s not enough for the little guy to push half of his back.

    Tang Li was about to throw away the oil when a rapid knock on the door came from outside.

    Go out and open the door. The person coming is the assistant director.

    The assistant director was sweating. When Tang Li opened his mouth, he said, "You didn't have diarrhea or hallucinations, did you?"

    Tang Li shook his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

    "Cloud and the male guest in Room 1It seemed like I had food poisoning.  "The assistant director wiped his sweat and said: "Initial speculation is that they accidentally ingested poisonous mushrooms. There is no hospital on the island. At this moment, the accompanying medical staff are giving them emergency treatment!  "

    "Poisonous mushrooms?" Tang Li was startled, then turned to the kitchen and picked up a basket.

    There are some fungi in the bamboo basket.

    "These were sent by Mr. Meng in the evening."

    Tang Li handed the bamboo basket to the assistant director: "I originally wanted to make cream of mushroom soup tomorrow morning, but since it's poisonous, I don't want it."

    The assistant director took the basket and looked through the fungi.

    When he found a small white mushroom, he was not only scared but also happy. He picked up the small white mushroom and said to Tang Li: "This kind is called a semi-oval mushroom. It is poisonous. Eating it will cause hallucinations."

    Tang Li's expression suddenly changed, "Isn't this an oyster mushroom?"

    As she said this, her face was full of regret: "I used it to scramble eggs tonight."

    Assistant director: ""

    have to.

    Now the whole case is solved.

    The two guests in Room 1 were poisoned by mushrooms.

    "Is Meng Shu poisoned?" A little head came out of the door: "Is it serious?"

    The assistant director came without a photographer, and when he saw the child¡¯s curious eyes, he didn¡¯t hide anything: ¡°Compared to the female guests, it¡¯s a little more serious.¡±

    Hearing this, Song Jingtian immediately turned to look at Tang Li: "I decided to take a look."

    Rarely, Tang Li did not object.

    Tang Li took Song Jingtian to Room 3. At the fork in the road, he met Du Wei and others, so a dozen people rushed to visit the poisoned person with flashlights.

    After seeing the patient, Tang Li finally understood what the assistant director meant by "a little more serious."

    It can be said that there is only one pillar supporting the sky.

    ¡°Yaoshou!¡±

    Several female guests covered their children's eyes one after another.

    Meng Shu was holding a mop, obviously not awake yet.

    His upper body was bare, and his skin was abnormally red. His polo shirt was put on the mop. When the medical staff gave him the infusion, he lowered his head and kissed the head of the mop. "Be good, there are a lot of people at the moment. Wait until they leave."  Whatever you want is fine.¡±

    Everyone: ""

    To facilitate treatment, Jiang Yunxi and Meng Shu were placed in the same room.

    Jiang Yunxi¡¯s situation is much more stable.

    After vomiting again, Jiang Yunxi held the washbasin in her hands, feeling affectionate and about to cry: "What's wrong with me? You want her to not want me!"

    Everyone: ¡°¡­¡­¡­¡­¡±

    Tang Li also didn¡¯t expect that a few spotted mushrooms would be so toxic.

    Not only is it hallucinogenic, it also has a fun-enhancing effect.

    "Looking at Meng Shu's appearance, he was even more powerful than drinking Indian sacred oil.

    ?¡­Indian sacred oil.

    Tang Li looked at Song Jingtian silently.

    The little guy just raised his head and looked at her.

    Song Jingtian: "What?"

    Meng Shu, who was holding the mop in his arms, chuckled and revealed the golden words¡ª¡ª

    "Why didn't I see it before? It turns out you can be so coquettish."

    Tang Li: ¡°¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡± (remember this website address: www.hlnovel.com
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