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Jiang Siming couldn¡¯t stop laughing after hearing this. Kite lay on Jiang Siming¡¯s shoulder and buried his head in laughter.
Forever, what a miserable man.
"I remembered, when Lao Jiang used to dress up as a woman to trick people, he always lied to her. It was all on his B-station videos." Wei Shen thought of this.
For a time, Jiang Siming and his group laughed even more happily, except for eternity.
"People's joys and sorrows are not connected with each other. I just think they are noisy."
Excerpted from Lu Xun¡¯s quotations, I will always feel the same.
After the wedding banquet, Aluka took his little wife back to the wedding room.
Aruka also bought a house in Shanghai. Although it is not as good as Wei Shen's villa in the ring, it is still a high-end community in the third ring road.
The area is 150 square meters, and the house price is more than 70,000 per square meter. To buy this apartment, you will have to pay more than 10 million.
??According to Aruka¡¯s salary, it¡¯s actually impossible to afford it.
Even if Jiang Siming became the boss and doubled their wages.
Even so, Aluka¡¯s salary is only over 50,000 yuan a month.
As for the competition bonus income, players who did not play the competition did not get much.
In addition, Aruka used to spend money quite lavishly, so it stands to reason that she cannot afford this house.
¡°But Aruka¡¯s beloved wife¡¯s family has a little money, so his family and his mother-in-law¡¯s family jointly contributed money to buy this apartment.
¡°If his beloved wife hadn¡¯t paid for it, Jiang Siming would definitely have arranged it for him.
It¡¯s just a house. He gave away hundreds of millions of dollars in tea restaurants and still cares about this.
Jiang Siming and other good friends also followed Aruka to his new home, which was very warmly decorated.
Aruka¡¯s wife is very virtuous, and she is a senior accountant. Aruka will definitely not be able to spend money lavishly in the future.
"Brother Jiang, captain, you guys sit back first. My wife and I will send my parents back home first." Aruka said to Jiang Siming and others, and poured them tea.
"Okay, go ahead, let's sit back here." Jiang Siming agreed.
Aruka and his wife went out to see off the guests with peace of mind. Even the money collected today was casually placed in the living room without fear of being stolen.
Aruka¡¯s mother-in-law didn¡¯t know Jiang Siming at first and was a little worried, so she persuaded Aruka to hide the money.
Aruka and his wife were almost ashamed after hearing this. Mom, please, our little money may not even be considered a drop of water in the ocean in Brother Jiang's eyes
Who would have known that as soon as Aluka and his wife left, Jiang Siming began to become restless.
Of course, he must not be interested in money.
?????????? But he¡¯s very interested in playing pranks.
Jiang Siming said to Wei Shen and the others: "Do you want to leave some unforgettable memories for Aluka's wedding?"
Wei Shen asked wildly: "You don't want to poop on his wedding bed, do you?"
Jiang Siming had black hair. He picked up the pillow on the sofa and gave him a ¡®headshot¡¯. Damn it, he was going to vomit out the wedding meal he had just eaten.
"Then what good idea do you have?" Wei Shen smiled awkwardly. His idea was indeed a bit inhuman and disgusting~
Jiang Siming looked at Yongyong and said, "Yongyong, go to the supermarket downstairs and buy twenty alarm clocks."
"Buying an alarm clock? Why?" I always wonder.
¡°You¡¯ll know it when you buy it, go quickly, remember, don¡¯t let Aluka find out.¡±
"Okay, Brother Jiang, I'll go right away."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? got up immediately and went downstairs to buy an alarm clock.
Not long after, I came back with a large box of alarm clocks.
Jiang Siming said to everyone with a smile: "We set the time for these alarm clocks. Starting from eight o'clock in the evening, set an alarm clock every half hour, and then hide it in every corner."
When Wei Shen and the others heard this, they all showed sly eyes.
This ideais too bad, hahahaha, but they like it!
¡°When Brother Ka and my sister-in-law are doing that, the alarm clock keeps ringing, hahaha, will Brother Ka come to the club and beat us up the next day?¡± I never understood.
¡°It¡¯s okay, just learn from the retired God of War¡¯s 50-50 ratio and let Chris close the door.¡± Wei Shen was not afraid at all.
Duoyu added with a mischievous smile: "How about setting one every five minutes, and one every half an hour. I don't think it will take half an hour for Brother Ka."
¡°Pfft, hahahaha.
Everybody laughed.
??Finally finalized, set an alarm clock every ten minutes, I hopeLuka, please be brave and don't surrender your gun within ten minutes.
A few people started to ¡®do bad things¡¯. They set all the alarm clocks and hid them one by one.
Kite won¡¯t be involved in such ¡®bad things¡¯, it¡¯s too bad for these men (cover mouth).
Bathroom, sofa, TV cabinet, wedding room, bedroom, and even ceiling.
In short, there are more than twenty alarm clocks hidden wherever they are hard to find.
Not long after, Aluka came back with his wife.
"Come on, come on, let's continue drinking," Aluka greeted warmly.
Jiang Siming shook his head and said: "Why don't you drink with us on your wedding night? Spend time with your wife and work hard. The key is to work hard. It's getting late. I have to go home. I still have children at home. "
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he stood up and took the kite to leave. Weishen and the others also followed.
Aluka had no choice but to send them out.
Before leaving, Wei Shen patted Aluka on the shoulder and said, "Can you do it on your wedding day? If you drink so much wine today, you won't be gone in three minutes, right?"
Aluka smiled disdainfully and said, "You're farting. I'm the God of War, okay? It's usually impossible to withdraw the troops within twenty minutes."
?Everyone felt relieved upon hearing this, hoping that he was not bragging.
After Jiang Siming and the others left, Aluka returned home, thoughtful.
His wife asked him what was wrong.
"I don't know, I can't tell. I just feel like these guys have a conspiracy."
"What's the conspiracy? I'm going to take a shower, will you go?"
"Hehe, of course you can go! My wife is waiting for me."
At night, Aruka and his wife were planning to have some fun, but he didn't know that a 'big conspiracy' was waiting for him.
Just entering the state, beep, beep, beep.
This wave of alarm clocks shocked the couple.
Aluka thought a thief had come in, so she hurriedly carefully exited the bedroom, only to find an alarm clock.
¡°It must be Awei and the other boys who did it.¡± Aluka smiled bitterly and immediately turned off the alarm clock and went back to the house to continue.
But after a while, the alarm clock rang again.
that's all
The next day I heard that Aluka ran to the club with black circles under his eyes and gritted his teeth, and gave Wei Shen and the others a 'fat beating'.
He and his wife searched for an alarm clock all night last night, and all the magic oil they used was wasted. They spent the whole night with nowhere to vent, and almost didn't break it
Although Wei Shen and the others have been saying that it was Jiang Siming who came up with the idea, he is the mastermind.
However, Aluka didn¡¯t care and only ¡®beat¡¯ them. As for Brother Jiang, it was impossible for him to come up with such an idea. They must have framed him!
Well, that must be the case!
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