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??Everyone pricked up their ears and looked forward to Jiang Siming's "new song".
Mr. Ma¡¯s version of ¡°Gravity¡±? What is that, so strange.
Before anyone could react, the accompaniment started singing along with Jiang Siming¡¯s first lyrics.
¡°What I regret most is creating Ali.¡±
"I can't even support the company's employees."
"There are only a few hundred billion in the wallet."
¡°It¡¯s just enough to buy a few yachts.¡±
Poof!
The audience burst into laughter.
Dong Qing, who had not had time to leave, also burst out laughing. He quickly took the microphone away and covered his mouth to suppress the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes.
Mr. Ma in the audience didn¡¯t know whether to laugh or cry.
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This is not over yet.
¡°Double Eleven every year.¡±
"I'm going to put my claws into your bag."
"Empty your bag at night."
"Ali was created all for you."
"I'm not interested in money."
"It's just a string of hundreds of millions of numbers."
"Leave it all to my wife."
The laughter became louder, and some viewers even cried with joy.
Mr. Ma¡¯s classic memes were perfectly integrated into the song by Jiang Siming, and it rhymes so well that there is no sense of dissonance at all.
The thing I regret most in my life is founding Alibb. I have no interest in money. My salary is all handed over to my wife. I have never touched money
Aren¡¯t these just Mr. Ma¡¯s classic quotes?
The key combination is this accompaniment and Jiang Siming¡¯s brisk singing voice, which injects soul into the whole song.
For a moment, all the audience forgot that there were two singers behind them, Jay Chou and Fei Chen, who had not yet taken the stage. They all jumped into "Ma Zongge".
The most terrible thing is the chorus part.
"Our fate is the agreement arranged by Double Eleven."
"Just like the old man next door who occasionally sells Q coins."
"Actually, these have nothing to do with me."
"I have never touched money~"
¡°To be honest, singing is my real talent.¡±
¡°Making money is just an accessory to me.¡±
"Mr. Ma said there is something called money that has gravity."
"Whenever your Taobao is opened."
"I have more~several~billions~"
As soon as Jiang Siming finished singing, he couldn't help but start laughing.
The entire audience was laughing like a goose zoo.
Goose goose goose goose goose goose
The penguins and horses next door are all lying on their backs.
Many viewers patted their own thighs while laughing, and if they couldn't help it, they might even pat the legs of others.
Everyone jokingly said that Jiang Siming should sing this version of Mr. Ma's "Gravity" to attract votes, and he would definitely get a higher reward (laughing and crying).
For a time, the whole place was filled with a sea of ??laughter.
¡°For those who didn¡¯t know, they thought this was the set of ¡°Comedy Story¡±.
Jay Chou, who had just finished his creation, walked out of the closed room and heard a huge wave of laughter from the stage outside, which made him look confused.
"What happened? Why are the audience outside laughing?"
The staff member suppressed a smile and said, "There's no way to explain this. Director Jay, you can find out when you go home at night and watch the replay."
The laughter outside lasted for a while and finally stopped.
Dong Qing also knows that Jay Chou has completed the creation, and Jiang Siming and her tasks have been successfully completed.
Dong Qing returned to the backstage, while Jiang Siming did not return to the backstage for the time being. Since there was nothing else to do, he simply stepped off the stage and went to the VIP table to chat with Mr. Ma.
"Mr. Jiang, you are too funny. You are teasing me like this and even making up a song. It's too much!"
As soon as Mr. Ma saw Jiang Siming coming, he grinned.
In fact, he was very happy.
"Just asking you if it sounds good and appropriate." Jiang Siming asked.
"It doesn't sound good at all, and it's not appropriate at all. Now I'm afraid that after you finish singing this song, our tb's Double Eleven transaction volume will decrease in the future."
Mr. Ma said "distressed".
Jiang Siming gave a look of disdain and said: "If a song can reduce the transaction volume on Double Eleven, then you underestimate the shopping ability and determination of Chinese women, right?"
Mr. Ma could no longer hold it in and laughed loudly.
After laughing, he invited Jiang Siming to sit down, and the two of them chatted and watched the stage show.
Jay Chou and Fei Chen appeared one after another and each brought a new song to everyone.
Jay Chou¡¯s new song is not bad, but Jiang Siming actually feels that it can¡¯t compare with his own ¡°Gravity¡±.
But there is no trick, this guy has too many fans, and with twice the reward, his bounty will easily exceed him.
520w+.
But Fei Chen¡¯s is really average, and it proves that he is indeed not very good at his own creation.
The final bounty pool is only 101w+.
With double the bounty, it¡¯s only 101w+, which can be said to be quite miserable.
But this was Fei Chen¡¯s own initiative. He just wanted to know whether he really had no creative ability.
I want to see if I can miraculously write a good new song under such pressure.
Seeing the result, he understood and no longer had this idea.
Fei Chen¡¯s bounty number also proves that not everyone who chooses high difficulty will be useful.
Today¡¯s audiences are very smart. They will spend money only if they sing well. If they sing poorly, they will not be willing to spend money unless they are die-hard fans.
Jay Chou has too many die-hard fans and has no choice.
Dong Qing came on stage and announced the bounty rankings for the second episode of the program.
The first place is Nintendo, 542w+.
The second place is Jay Chou, 5.2 million+.
The third place is Jiang Siming, 505w+
The last three are Deng Qi, Gigi Leung and Fei Chen.
The three of them are eliminated in this period. As punishment, they have to go out to do charity tomorrow with the bounty from this period.
There is even Jiang Siming¡¯s daughter-in-law among them.
But that¡¯s the rules of the show, even though Jiang Siming didn¡¯t want her to go.
Deng Qi, on the other hand, knew that he was going to do charity and was very active. When he went home with Jiang Siming that night, he packed some luggage and prepared to leave tomorrow.
Knowing that Deng Qi was going out and that Huo Wu and Bing Meiren were fine anyway, they volunteered to protect Deng Qi all the way.
Jiang Siming also agreed. With them accompanying him, he felt more at ease.
Although the second episode of the program is over, Jiang Siming's "Gravity" and "Money Has Gravity" have been fermenting for one night.
The next day it became very popular on the Internet. "Gravity" was catchy and "Money Has Gravity" was hilarious.
It even attracted many great editors to start working on other versions and songs of other rich people.
What about the Penguin Horse version of "Happy Landlords", the richest man's version of "Nothing", etc.
"Money Has Gravity" always triggered a wave of craze for changing songs, among which Jiang Siming's small station was the most lively.
?????????????????????????? There was a period of time when the two horses and one king became angry when they saw Jiang Siming, and they became very resentful, like three resentful women.
Jiang Siming said that he is very innocent. Who asked you to often fill the cup on the talk show? Why don't you let everyone laugh after you finish filling it?
Justice will win! Black feed the dog!
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