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Mamanman saw that her father didn't know what he said to Jiang Siming, and he was speaking bluntly to Mamanman, and his tone seemed not to be too polite.
And Jiang Siming also looked at him with surprised eyes.
Mamanman¡¯s whole body was in bad condition. She felt as if she had been thrown into a steamer in an instant. She was so red that she could smoke!
¡°I just bragged and told my dad as a prank that I was in love with Jiang Siming, but I didn¡¯t expect that my dad actually went to Jiang Siming to tell him.
Although she didn¡¯t know what they said, looking at her father¡¯s tone and Jiang Siming¡¯s innocent eyes, Mamanman knew that Jiang Siming must have known.
This is like a boy telling his father that he is in love with a certain female classmate.
The female classmate was the goddess of the school, and her father believed it, so he went to find the goddess classmate and scolded her, not allowing them to be together.
This kind of embarrassment, from the inside out, people don¡¯t even know him
Mamanman almost wants to cry. Dad, I¡¯m just teasing you, why do you take it so seriously?
Mr. Ma talked to Jiang Siming for a while, and then he realized that he really seemed to be stunned and innocent.
After careful questioning, I found out that my daughter was talking nonsense.
Boss Ma was so angry that he shouted to Mamanman on the spot: "Manman, come here!"
Mamanman¡¯s face was as red as a monkey¡¯s butt, and she still had the courage to go there.
"Dad, I was wrong. I was just teasing you. I'm going back first. Bye, Teacher Jiang. I'm sorry. Goodbye."
After saying that, Mamanman covered her face and left. She couldn't stay in this place for a moment, it was too embarrassing~
Boss Ma was furious when he saw his daughter disappear. Didn't she leave all this embarrassing situation to him by leaving?
"UmMr. Jiang, I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I'm really sorry."
Boss Ma smiled awkwardly at Jiang Siming.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? He was scolding someone a lot, and he also said that Jiang Siming wanted to lead his daughter to bad things.
Thinking about it now, Mr. Ma also wants to hide his face and run away.
"I have to deal with this girl when I get back. Her father will be embarrassed."
Seeing their father and daughter acting like this, Jiang Siming had a rough guess.
"Haha, it's okay, it's just a joke, Mr. Ma doesn't need to worry about it."
"Thank you, thank you, Mr. Jiang, for your understanding. I'm so sorry that I said that to you just now." Mr. Ma said with shame.
Jiang Siming was happy and said jokingly: "Mr. Ma, you actually have such a fun side. I heard that you Penguin was deceived a few days ago, and you mistakenly thought it was Lao Ganma who did it and sued him and finally lost the case. Is this the case?"
Boss Ma was even more ashamed when he heard that the recent news did come from their Penguin.
In order to get the gift packs in the game, several players who played KouKou Speed ????deceived the Penguin Department and said that they were agents of Lao Gan Ma and wanted to advertise with them.
These players used Lao Gan Ma¡¯s ¡®carrot stamp¡¯ to easily deceive Penguin¡¯s trust. Penguin believed it and actually advertised for them in the flying car.
And he was defrauded of 16 million. Later, Penguin asked Lao Ganma for money, but of course Lao Ganma refused to give it.
Penguin thought they had breached the contract, so he sued Lao Ganma in anger.
It was only later when the truth came out that Penguin had been fooled
After that, the news became famous on the Internet and became a joke on Gulu Weibo.
Netizens commented on the incident of "Funny Goose", what to do, confused goose, old swan, these memes are everywhere.
Jiang Siming laughed until his stomach hurt when he saw the news.
You must know that Penguin is very good at litigating. It is known as Nanshan Pizza Hut. Unexpectedly, this victorious general actually lost this lawsuit.
It was probably Chairman Tao of Lao Ganma who reported it to the police: I didn¡¯t even bother to offend him, my wife helped me report it to the police!
In the past, in Jiang Siming¡¯s eyes, Penguin looked fierce, arrogant, and yelled three words domineeringly at everyone: Charge money quickly!
Now after going through this, Jiang Siming realized that Penguin is just a fool!
Victim Goose (grieved): They lied to me and prostituted me. They didn¡¯t pay me and they still laughed
Now that I heard Jiang Siming talking about this matter again, Mr. Ma¡¯s face was so embarrassed.
After quickly leaving a few polite words, Mr. Ma, like his daughter, hurried away.
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Jiang Siming finished his Chinese martial arts classOn the second day, the country ushered in the college entrance examination time.
Jiang Siming also became a teacher again, but this time he was not a Chinese martial arts teacher, but an invigilator.
Jiang Siming got up earlier today. After all, the college entrance examination started at nine o'clock, so he had to go early.
?Also try to visit as many examination rooms as possible.
"Pick up the [College Entrance Examination Invigilation Certificate] golden fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
¡¾College Entrance Examination Invigilation Certificate¡¿: A one-time consumable, you can use this certificate to participate in the college entrance examination invigilation. All students who are proctored by you will receive the greatest encouragement and perform at their best.
This certificate will not have any rewards. It is purely for encouraging students to take the college entrance examination. You can use it or not.
This certificate can very well help candidates write like a god and bring out their best.
Although there is no reward at all, Jiang Siming still wants to do this.
He has also experienced the college entrance examination and knows the importance of the college entrance examination to children. He also knows the pressure and self-blame that some originally excellent candidates feel when they fail to perform well because of nervousness.
During his college entrance examination year, there was an outstanding youngster in the school who was often ranked in the top three.
At that time, all the teachers at Nantian Middle School believed that he would definitely be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University. However, on the day of the college entrance examination, the child was under too much pressure and did not do well.
After the exam, this person jumped directly from the building
It caused a great sensation in Nantian at that time.
Jiang Siming feels regretful when he thinks about it now. On the one hand, the child's psychological quality is too poor, and on the other hand, the child is really under a lot of pressure.
Jiang Siming is trying his best to help everyone.
When Jiang Siming got up early this morning, after washing up, he looked at the time. It was still early, after seven o'clock. He planned to go to the kitchen to make breakfast for his wives before going.
First, I opened the door and took a look at the weather. Damn it, it¡¯s raining again.
The recent plum rains have been very serious, with unstoppable heavy rain falling all over China.
It also caused floods to surge and floods occurred all over the place.
By the way, he has a [Weather Modification Chart]!
Jiang Siming just got the black fragment from One Piece the day before yesterday.
A very powerful artifact for controlling the weather.
"Pick up [Modified Weather Map] black fragment*1 (1/1), the number of fragments is full and can be used directly."
¡¾Weather Modification Chart¡¿: You can use this chart to modify the weather, climate and temperature regulation of any area on the earth within a week.
Note: After each use, there is a 48-hour cooling time.
"We must control this rainy season."
Jiang Siming began to take out the weather modification map, and used the time to go to the toilet to modify all the heavy rain weather in various regions of China on the toilet.
Whenever any place encounters heavy rain, he will adjust them. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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