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He and Xiaoxian both discovered someone stealing a motorcycle outside at the same time.
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Jiang Siming laughed for a moment, and then said calmly: "No need for now. After buying water, go out and look for him."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, he continued to carry water and then settled the bill.
When he came out, the motorcycle at the door was indeed gone. Just two hundred meters away, a thin and short man with long hair was pushing his motorcycle with difficulty.
He doesn¡¯t have the key, so he can only push the car.
Jiang Siming not only did not panic, but took a leisurely sip of water, and then lit a cigarette.
Then he slowly walked towards the other person, and within a few steps, he reached the person.
"Brother, this car is very cool. Is it yours?" Jiang Siming asked.
This man was so focused on pushing the cart that he had no time to turn his head. He immediately answered: "Yes, it's OK."
"Then why don't you drive it? It's so tiring to push it." Jiang Siming advised 'kindly'.
"Ummy car is out of gas, there's nothing I can do."
"Well, I happen to have a barrel of oil here, do you want it?"
"No, no, I" The man finally turned his head and understood Jiang Siming's clothes instantly.
He immediately dropped the car and ran away.
"I almost pushed my motorcycle over and ripped off your skin." Jiang Siming held his motorcycle firmly with his hand to prevent it from being damaged.
At the same time, watching this guy running away, Jiang Siming got on the car, took out the key and started the car, and chased after him easily.
??It seemed that this man was running even harder, probably all he had to do to feed himself, but Jiang Siming's motorcycle was still following behind.
After running for a while, he could no longer run. The man suddenly stopped running and sat down on the ground, breathing heavily.
"Brother, please let me go. I will never steal a motorcycle again next time. I will only steal batteries."
Jiang Siming smiled, stopped the car, sat in the car and asked him with a smile: "Did you only steal batteries before?"
"Yeah, I just passed by Jieri today and saw how beautiful your car was, so I wanted to steal it to keep my life afloat."
Jiang Siming found that this buddy¡¯s accent and tone sounded like the voice of a car thief who was very popular on the Internet.
He couldn¡¯t help but said curiously: ¡°Raise your head.¡±
This guy really raised his head honestly. When Jiang Siming took a look at it, he felt that the more he looked at him, the more familiar he became.
"Your surname is Zhou, right?" Jiang Siming tried to recall. It seems that the person who stole the car was surnamed Zhou. He didn't know the specific name.
"Hey, brother, why do you know me too? What's going on now? People know me everywhere. When I was released from prison, many companies came to my house and said they wanted to sign me as an Internet celebrity. Alas ~It¡¯s so annoying~¡±
The man showed a bitter expression after speaking.
Jiang Siming didn¡¯t expect it was really him. He searched it on his mobile phone and found that it was indeed him.
??Four years ago, a car thief said something in an interview, which instantly set off the Internet and became a topic of ridicule and discussion among netizens.
"It's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life. I don't know how to do business. I can only maintain a decent living by stealing."
"Entering the detention center feels like going home. Everyone there is talented and speaks nicely. I really like it here."
Wait, these quotes have been popular on the Internet for more than four years and are still talked about by many people.
Later, some netizens named Zhou Guevara because he looked like the Cuban Che Guevara.
At first I thought it was just a joke, but I didn¡¯t expect that this guy would become an internet celebrity and so many people would know him even after he was released from prison.
"Then why don't you become an Internet celebrity? This can make more money than stealing batteries." Jiang Siming asked curiously.
"Being an Internet celebrity means working for others. I don't want to work for others. I will never work for others in my life. Besides, people like me can never become Internet celebrities. This will lead to bad children."
The man answered with reason.
After hearing this, Jiang Siming couldn¡¯t help but praise his words. This is exactly what he wanted to say.
People like Zhou can be ridiculed by everyone on the Internet, but they can never be learned from.
Do you know why Zhou is so popular? The main reason is that his words express the aspirations of many contemporary young people and touch the pulse of today's times.
"I understand??It's so refreshing to not have to work, it's very relaxing I don't have to pretend to be a grandchild when seeing clients I can live a little more real life. "
This song "I won't go to work tomorrow" sung by a rapper from Chengdu is obviously just a verbal song, but it has hit the pain points and resonance of many people.
It is impossible to work part-time in this life, and it is precisely the living condition that countless social animals want to get rid of but find it difficult to get rid of, which vents everyone's desire for freedom.
So he became popular, even if he was released from prison, he would be targeted by those unscrupulous Internet celebrity companies, who wanted to package him as an Internet celebrity and make a lot of money.
For this kind of Internet celebrity company, Jiang Siming can only say that they are lucky that they did not meet him, otherwise he would defeat them one by one!
??This kind of Internet celebrity company only cares about making money. They only look at popularity and traffic, and don¡¯t care what the person does.
Why can¡¯t Zhou become an Internet celebrity? As he said himself, he is a bad boy, even if his character is not a complete bad person.
¡°But if he becomes an Internet celebrity, it will be easy to lead teenagers and children into bad ways.
Many children may think that if a car thief can become an Internet celebrity, I will steal cars in the future, or learn other illegal and bad tricks.
So Jiang Siming absolutely disapproves of Zhou appearing in the public eye.
It is estimated that many people want to know why Mr. Lu can be re-aired.
Everyone needs to be clear about one thing: Mr. Zhou committed a crime.
?? And Mr. Lu is instigating fans and ruining the live broadcast atmosphere.
In addition, he was banned during that period of time when he was cracking down on unhealthy trends in the live streaming industry. He did not commit any crime.
So he was just banned and did not receive legal sanctions.
This is why.
¡°And Zhou himself knows this truth, but don¡¯t those Internet celebrity companies know it?
They just pretended not to know because they saw huge economic benefits in Zhou.
"Then are you going to continue stealing cars?" Jiang Siming asked. In fact, he had no intention of arguing with Zhou after these two words.
This person actually has a good heart. Although he is uneducated, at least he is not a complete bad person and still has a conscience.
"If I don't steal the car I won't be able to live" Zhou Mou said with a dejected face.
Jiang Siming smiled and said: "Then why don't you go back to your hometown to farm? Since you don't have a diploma and have no ability, farming is not bad."
Zhou said with a bitter face: "I have thought about it too. I have thought about it when I was released from prison a few days ago, but now many company bosses are waiting at my house. My family can't bear to see them taking so much money." They kept urging me to agree, so I had no choice but to run out.¡±
Jiang Siming shook his head sympathetically after hearing this. Zhou was angry, but he didn¡¯t get angry, but his family members became angry first
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