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Jia Lingjiao, who played the role of a senior high school student, stood on the stage and combed her hair in a reserved manner.
Others in the audience immediately became happy. Jia Ling is a comedian himself, with laughter all over him.
The program team was indeed wise to invite her to come. I estimate that this program will have a lot of laughs.
Wang Xun also carried a sign on his back, which said "Social Youth". In line with Wang Xun's mature appearance, he was indeed social enough.
"Lingling, you've finished the college entrance examination, let's be together!" Wang Xun confessed as soon as he came up.
Jia Ling replied shyly: "But I still have to go to college. Besides, can you give me a gift? My mother said that I will need a gift of 200,000 yuan to marry me."
"Pfft so much? Auntie is doing this. She also has a son. What will she do if her son gets married and other families ask her for 200,000 yuan as a gift?" Wang Xun looked sincere.
Who knew that Jia Ling thought it was reasonable when he heard it, and pretended to call his mother, and then said to Wang Xun.
"My mother said, you are absolutely right."
Wang Xun was overjoyed and thought he had successfully persuaded his mother-in-law.
Who would have thought that Jia Ling would have another sentence.
"So my mother said that the bride price should be increased to 400,000, so that my brother would not have money to give her a bride when he marries a wife in the future."
Ha ha ha ha
Everyone laughed, this mother-in-law¡¯s calculations were really accurate.
The director smiled and said to the two of them: "You are just 18, and you are going off topic when talking about betrothal gifts or not. What I want is the confession of first love."
After saying that, they were kicked off the stage.
It was the turn of the second group. The second group was Jiang Siming and Reba. They stood on the stage without any stage fright.
Reba and Jiang Siming were still discussing the topic before they came on stage, because the plot they arranged was also off topic.
Having learned from Wang Xun¡¯s mistakes, the two of them certainly don¡¯t want to follow the same old path as them.
But after discussing it for a while, no plot was discussed at all.
"In this way, you can be the heroine normally and I will take care of it." Jiang Siming said. Reba nodded after hearing this and left it to her husband. I don't know how her husband will express herself. I'm really looking forward to it~
After Jiang Siming came on stage, he took an altar of flowers from the steps as a prop, and also made a gesture of knocking on the door in the void.
Huang Lei and the others¡¯ eyes lit up when they saw it. For those of them who studied acting, Jiang Siming¡¯s talent of being able to improvise out of thin air was very rare in the acting department.
Could it be that Jiang Siming can also act?
They don¡¯t know that Jiang Siming has already finished filming a TV series in South Korea.
Dong Dong Dong, after knocking on the door, Reba pretended to come and open the door.
"Who is it?"
"Open the door, we're delivering express."
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Everyone was a little dumbfounded, were all a little dumbfounded, weren't they confessing their love, why did they become couriers?
"These are the flowers your boyfriend gave you, please sign for them."
"Hey, I don't have a boyfriend yet." Reba replied.
¡°Then I want to be your boyfriend, and this is my flower.¡± Jiang Siming smiled brightly.
Reba was immediately attracted and accepted it happily.
"Everyone thinks it's very useful. This method of flirting with girls is very useful. You can learn from it when you go back."
The director is also very satisfied.
"Everyone can take this trick to pick up girls. It can be used by both men and women. No thanks for taking it away." Jiang Siming raised the flower pot in his hand.
However, Jia Ling was dissatisfied and walked onto the stage and said: "His method is collusive. I will change to Reba first, and I will play against you."
Jiang Siming did not refuse when he heard the words, nodded and said: "Okay."
The two started immediately.
"Open the door and deliver the express."
Jia Ling opened the door like Reba.
"These are the flowers your boyfriend gave you. Please sign for them."
"I have a boyfriend. Hehe, thank you for the flowers. I signed for them." Jia Ling took the flowerpot with a smirk on her face and gave Jiang Siming an answer that was completely different from Reba's.
Everyone is looking forward to what Jiang Siming will do now.
Who knows Jiang Siming calmly and seamlessly said: "Okay, cash on delivery, a total of 260."
Jia Ling: ""
Ha ha ha ha
Everybody laughed and applauded, this is a great move, you can advance, attack, retreat or defend!
Seeing that Jia Ling was speechless, Jiang Siming raised his eyebrows and said to everyone with a smile: "We can still make some money this way, right?"
(Many friends who want to express their feelings can also use this trick, hehe.)
After Jiang Siming and Reba stepped down, it was the turn of the most anticipated couple, Xiaozhu and Sun Meili.
The little pig has automatically switched to Zhu Bishi, twisting his waist and walking around, and holding his orchid fingers charmingly, which is quite eye-catching.
He met Sun Meili by chance at a station. Xiaozhu even asked for a kiss from Sun Meili for the sake of the show's effect. The scene between the two was hilarious and high-energy.
After pairs of partners took to the stage to perform, the exhibition match finally ended.
The director rated everyone, and the first place was actually the pair of Jiang Siming and Reba.
¡°The two of them are not only effective in the program, but also very innovative, with a clear theme and in line with the first love complex.
¡° However, both of them also have to add 5 years of age, which means they jump to 23 years old.
Others added more ages. The highest ones were Jia Ling and Wang Xun. The two people who went off topic each added 10, which suddenly turned into 28.
"Okay, now you are all over 23 years old. When you graduate and work, you may have to face separation in a long-distance relationship. It depends on you how many couples can resist other temptations and persevere in a long-distance relationship. "
The director then pointed to the six cars in the parking garage behind and said: "Each couple below will take one car, and the destination is Leifeng Pagoda of West Lake."
When everyone heard this, they all started to get the car.
Jiang Siming got into a car first and started the car skillfully. Reba came over and opened the passenger door and got in, preparing to leave.
But when the two passed by Wang Xun and Jia Ling.
A very strange thing happened. Jia Ling¡¯s passenger door could not be closed.
Because there is a traffic control pole that can be seen everywhere in the parking lot next to it, the passenger door is stuck on the traffic control pole, so it cannot be closed.
"How could this happen? How could this happen? Is it fine when I opened it just now?" Jia Ling looked confused and puzzled.
Wang Xun was also puzzled. The door could be opened, but why was it stuck when it was closed?
At this time, Jiang Siming drove over and said to Jia Ling through the car window: "Jia Ling, you will know after you get out of the car first."
"Shall I get out of the car? Oh, oh." Jia Ling did as he was told and got out of the car.
Then Jia Ling closed the passenger door again. Miraculously, the door really closed! This time I didn't get stuck.
"Do you know the reason now? These two are stupid." Jiang Siming said jokingly, and Reba laughed so hard.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wang Xun and Jia Ling understood immediately, and Wang Xun also burst out laughing. Only Jia Ling was angry, embarrassed and angry.
It turned out that she was too fat and the base of the car was lowered after she got into the car, which caused the co-pilot to get stuck on the traffic limiter.
"How could this happen? I've obviously lost weight."
Jia Ling looked aggrieved, but unfortunately neither Jiang Siming nor Reba could see them, and they had already left while laughing
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