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"Xiaojiang is okay, you are completely suitable to survive in our chicken strips." Wang Xun said with a smile.
The PT director who followed also agreed. Just after arriving, Jiang Siming stole everyone's limelight.
Especially in terms of appearance, she is compared to Sheep Yang Xingdu. This program is going to attract a lot of female fans after it is broadcast.
¡°I think Xiao Yueyue must hate us to death.¡± Reba smiled evilly.
"There is no way, this is life, I don't want to help him fight against so many things, it will kill him." Xiaozhu recognized Jiang Siming's approach just now, um, the essence of chicken strips!
The remaining five people all got off the bus at different places.
In the end, only Jiang Siming and Reba were left. Because they lived farthest away, they had to stay in the car longer.
¡°It¡¯s so boring, can you tell me a joke?¡± Reba said to Jiang Siming.
She didn¡¯t know why she took the initiative to chat with Jiang Siming and asked him to tell her a joke. She usually never took the initiative to communicate with strangers.
Jiang Siming did not refuse, but asked: "What is the standard of jokes you can accept?"
"Huh? Is there a scale?"
"certainly."
¡°Then let¡¯s get a normal size one.¡±
¡°Okay, let me ask you, do you usually go to the toilet with your left hand or your right hand?¡±
"Is this your normal standard?" Reba said with a red face, how could anyone ask such a question!
"Then what's your answer?"
"Of course it's the right hand, is it possible that you still use the left hand?" Reba answered naturally.
Jiang Siming said with a strange smile: "How can you use your right hand? We all use paper."
Reba was stunned for a second, and finally realized that she had been tricked by Jiang Siming.
"You bully others, I won't mess with you!" Reba said angrily, but as soon as the 'anger' appeared on his face, he couldn't help but laugh.
Yes, of course you have to use paper when going to the toilet. Why do you say you use your right hand? It¡¯s so stupid.
"If you do it again, I won't be fooled by you. Let's do it on a grand scale!" Reba simply fought hard and risked his life.
"Are you so cruel? Will the show be allowed to air after I told you?" Jiang Siming expressed doubts.
"Don't worry, anyone who doesn't let it be broadcast will be pinched. Just come." Reba said with a red face. She didn't believe it. Jiang Siming dared to say anything too big.
"Ahem, okay, I dreamed of you last night, and my pants were wet when I woke up in the morning." Jiang Siming said in a low voice, "I'm very embarrassed."
Reba¡¯s face turned even redder, and he said angrily: ¡°You are actually having an erotic dream!¡±
"No, you misunderstood. I dreamed that you were taking off your makeup and it scared me to the point of peeing."
"roll!!!!"
Amidst the quarrel with Jiang Siming, Reba also arrived at the designated place. When she got off the car, the former girl even expressed a 'curse' to Jiang Siming.
"I wish you gain ten pounds of meat today!"
Jiang Siming crossed his legs and said, "It's okay. I'm worried about being too thin. It's good to gain ten pounds."
"Huh! I'm ignoring you." Reba said, making a face at Jiang Siming, got out of the car and left.
The director in the car watched it with great interest, and he also felt that his previous idea of ??having Reba and Jiang Siming form a CP was very interesting.
This was the first time that Reba had such words with a guest. Although Jiang Siming had made her angry many times, she didn't seem to be angry at all. That 'curse' was just a little girl being a little mean to the people close to her. Just a little bit of a spoiled brat.
It¡¯s not that I hate him at all. Reba is not like this when he gets along with other guests on the show. He seems very distant.
"And Jiang Siming is like an old friend who has known each other for a long time.
If they have no contact in person, it is their first meeting. It is rare for him to get along like this when they meet for the first time.
Not long after Reba left, Jiang Siming also arrived at his destination, which turned out to be a supermarket.
In the supermarket, cut cakes are on sale, and there is an oversized cut cake on the table, as well as a knife and a steel scale.
The staff explained to Jiang Siming: "Next, you need to cut the cakes for the customers who come to the weight they need to buy. Note that you only have one chance. If the weight difference between the weight and the weight the customer wants is one or two, Within, even if you pass, if the difference is more than one or two, you have to eat all the cut cakes until you cut them correctly or finish all the cut cakes on the table."
Damn it!
This time it was Jiang Siming's turn to be dumbfounded.
This mission is too perverted.
One size fits all? The gap has to be within one or two, who can cut it accurately!
Sure enough, there is no such thing as pie in the sky when it comes to extreme challenges!
"let me try."
Jiang Siming could only choose to give it a try first. He cut a small piece with a knife and measured the weight, and then he had an idea. Then Jiang Siming began to officially challenge.
The first person who came to buy cut cakes was an old man.
"Give me twenty yuan to cut the cake."
A pound of cut cake is worth five yuan, and twenty yuan is four pounds.
Jiang Siming measured it and raised the knife in his hand.
But after the weighing was completed, a full 5.5 kilograms were cut, which was 1.5 kilograms more than the standard.
In other words, Jiang Siming needs to eat the entire 5.5 kilogram cake.
¡°Oh my god, this mission is so devilish!
Jiang Siming put the sliced ??cake into his mouth with a grimace. The first piece was fine.
But the next two times in a row, he cut the cake incorrectly, and Jiang Siming had already eaten nearly ten kilograms of cake.
Jiang Siming, who had bulging cheeks and muttered, was speechless. Although he ate a lot, he didn't like to eat cakes.
And if it continues, he will definitely have to eat. Who can withstand this?
"It can't be doneI have to go find Yue YunpengI can't do this task."
Jiang Siming decisively gave up the task and called Yue Yunpeng.
Of course, Jiang Siming didn¡¯t trick him, he just told him about the difficulty of his task and asked him if he wanted to change.
Yue Yunpeng, who was about to die, agreed without even thinking. He would rather die than work as a coolie!
The two happily exchanged tasks.
Jiang Siming took a big gulp of mineral water before swallowing the choking cake from his throat.
"Director, can you tell me what the next four delicacies are?" Jiang Siming was a little curious.
¡°Pig¡¯s trotters, dumplings, noodles, watermelon.¡± the director told.
Jiang Siming was so full after hearing this that he said goodbye and left immediately.
Yue Yunpeng arrived soon. He was afraid that Jiang Siming would regret it, so he took a taxi.
"Brother Jiang, you are really my brother. I was almost falling apart carrying all the goods. You saved my life~"
As soon as Yue Yunpeng came over, he gave Jiang Siming a big hug.
"It's okay, leave the physical work to me, and leave the eating task to you. I've already eaten more than half of the first food for you," Jiang Siming said.
"No problem! Brother, look at me, I don't grow in vain." Yue Yunpeng assured.
Jiang Siming prayed for him in his heart, hoping that he would not regret it for a while. There are still a lot of choking things behind him.
Even if Yue Yunpeng could eat these things, it would be enough for him
It¡¯s the third update~
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