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"I understand women like you." Jiang Siming understood for a moment, and then said: "You have clear soup noodles, long straight hair, a clear voice, and you like to drink green tea."
"It looks like she's bare-faced, but in fact she's made up in an unpredictable way, with three ounces of powder and one ounce of rouge, covering the blue circles under her eyes that have been overindulged in indulgence. The years have passed peacefully, and her eyes are innocent."
"Gentle and tactful, harmless to humans and animals, retro literary and artistic, prone to diseases and disasters."
Hearing this, the audience almost burst into laughter, it was so well said!
But it wasn¡¯t over yet, Jiang Siming¡¯s words continued.
"If you don't drink much, you will get drunk quickly. If you have a man, you will get drunk even faster."
"I like to show off, and seem fresh. I am kind-hearted and tearful."
??This sentence simply speaks to the hearts of all men and women. Anyone who has encountered green tea will shout that it is well said! That's so perfectly said!
They didn¡¯t know that the color on Liu Genhua¡¯s face was changing one after another at this time.
Finally, Jiang Siming¡¯s words suddenly became sharper.
"Now, at night, you are in the wrong place in my live broadcast room. Go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, turn right to find Ma Su, go wherever you want, don't leave ink marks, I am worried for you."
"You will regret it, Jiang Siming!" Liu Genhua, who was so angry that she said this, left in despair.
Leaving the audience laughing wildly, she is destined to be recorded today and become the background board for Jiang Siming¡¯s classic green tea definition remarks.
¡°Finally, we got rid of this fly, let¡¯s start the game.¡± Jiang Siming chuckled.
Tuantuan covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother Xiao Ming didn't expect you to be so cruel to girls."
"It depends on who is right. Discuss the matter as it is. I won't judge gender." Jiang Siming replied.
The little sister Dai was a little worried and said: "Brother Ming, the agency behind this person is very big. I'm afraid you will be in trouble. It's all my fault. If you hadn't added this person as a friend, you wouldn't have caused this kind of trouble." Come."
"What does it have to do with you? What can they do if their management company comes and finds black fans to spray me? They have to be better than me." Jiang Siming didn't care.
??Everyone heard the same thing. Although Jiang Siming only heard of Jiang Siming quarreling with people twice, each time he slandered the other person until they couldn't say anything nonsense.
The first time it was Lonely, the second time it was Liu Genhua, hahaha.
Hearing what Jiang Siming said, Dai Xiaomei had no choice but to put this worry back in her heart, and the three of them began a happy three-black career.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? But before I played a few games, Jiang Siming¡¯s live broadcast room barrage began to have a lot of trumpets, all of which were first- and second-level accounts.
When he came in, he sprayed wildly at Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming didn¡¯t notice it at first, but then there were more and more, almost covering other barrages.
Soon, more than a dozen emperor accounts entered Jiang Siming¡¯s live broadcast room. Instead of complaining, they began to throw dirty water on Jiang Siming.
Some people say that Jiang Siming is cheating, and they also say that he has already confirmed it.
It is also said that Jiang Siming relied on women to rise to power.
etc.
Anyway, they say whatever is unpleasant and heartbreaking.
But Jiang Siming was not angry at all, but smiled.
"Hey, this is revenge. It's great to have a godfather company. When you step out, someone will stand up for you. There are indeed many rich fools like this. Look, there are more than ten emperors at once. Okay It¡¯s scary.¡±
The audience who was originally fighting back against Jiang Siming suddenly became happy. Yes, there are indeed many such fools.
At this time, an emperor who had reached level 120, which was the full level, spoke.
¡°I bought a watch last year!¡±
Everyone is familiar with this saying, which is homophonic to curse qnmlgb.
And Jiang Siming not only did not talk back, but instead said: "What kind of watch?"
The audience was a little confused. Has Mingshen really never heard of this Internet curse? I'm at a disadvantage now.
But some clever viewers laughed.
¡°Myojin cowhide!¡±
"What watch? sb? means. Hahahaha"
¡°66666+, I didn¡¯t understand it at first.¡±
"I thought Mingshen didn't know this trick, but I didn't expect it to be solved in an instant."
¡°This counterattack is so powerful, take out the notebook and memorize it and learn it carefully!¡±
The emperor was very proud at first, but when he realized what he was doing, he was very angry.
But he had already heard about JiangSiming's scolding skills are top-notch, and there is no benefit in scolding him.
The emperor simply stopped scolding and threatened directly.
"I won't tell you too much. Since you have offended the people in my company, prepare to face the wrath of my company. I will open a hundred thousand small accounts and use them in your room. I will use them every day just to disgust you to death!"
"It's really rich." Jiang Siming smiled and said: "But I think one hundred thousand trumpet accounts are too few, and there is no queue, and there are too many viewers in my live broadcast room. It's best to open dozens more One million, otherwise you really can¡¯t scold my audience.¡±
"Mingshen is right! Do you want to confront me? Have I ever been afraid of you black fans and trolls?"
"You bitch economic company, go to hell with you, if you say one sentence, I will go to the live broadcast room of your company's anchor and say ten words!"
"Come on, come on, there are more than 14 million people here, you 100,000 navy troops, let me see how you can become evil."
"Brothers, we are not needed here. There are too many brothers. Let's go to the live broadcast room of their company to cause trouble!"
"Yes, yes! Especially don't let that green tea bitch go, let's go!"
The audience who were about to leave were stopped by Jiang Siming.
"Brothers, please don't be impulsive. If you used to swipe the screen, you fell into their trap. People like them will lose face. If you scold them, it will be in vain. Instead, they will gain their popularity in vain."
"They came here with this idea in mind. Let's do this. Douyu, the navy army, will not ignore it. I will go to the executive to deal with it. His hundreds of thousands of navy soldiers will be wasted."
When Jiang Siming said this, many viewers who wanted to leave actually gave up the plan obediently.
After Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai communicated for a while, something magical happened. All the trolls in Jiang Siming¡¯s live broadcast room disappeared, and all the curse words disappeared.
Only the dozen or so emperors were left staring there.
"Come on, let's continue. As many black accounts as you open, I can eliminate them here. Otherwise, your emperor will start scolding you too? I can also report it. Although I won't ban your account, I will ban you for dozens of days. It should still be possible.¡±
Jiang Siming smiled like a fool, with a warm smile on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, he looked even more angry.
¡°You¡¯re so proud of your mother, you bitch, let¡¯s see how proud you are!¡±
"Then it depends on when you die suddenly. You play like this green tea bitch on the bus every day. Don't get infected with AIDS someday. You may die very early. Don't worry. I will go to the funeral parlor to visit you and lay my ashes on you by the way. Spit.¡±
"You can scold someone dirty, but Jiang Siming can scold you even more dirty. If you can scold someone without leaving any trace, Jiang Siming can scold you clearly and refinedly."
¡° Anyway, Douyu¡¯s ethos doesn¡¯t care about scolding people. If you want to scold, then scold with you. Jiang Siming has never been a person who likes to suffer losses.
Not only that, other emperors and nobles who have been in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room have also been fighting back for Jiang Siming.
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