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News headlines on September 2, 150th year of the New Calendar.
"The last of the first-generation alien beasts in the cat world dies"
??This newspaper reported that at 3:17:28 in the morning on September 2, Meatball, the first-generation alien beast with the longest lifespan of the cat clan, sadly passed away at the age of 150, setting a new lifespan record for the cat clan.
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Time flies, and those first-generation alien beasts that accompanied the birth of the new era have gradually passed away
[After reading this news, I suddenly felt a little melancholy. I remember that An Yue, the last primate other than humans, the first-generation alien beast, seemed to have died in September last year. Now that Rouwan is gone, the first-generation alien beast may be gone. There aren¡¯t many left! ¡¿
¡°Uh¡I¡¯m a little overthinking upstairs.
It can only be said that there are not many ordinary first-generation alien beasts left, but there are still many first-generation alien beasts like turtles and turtles. According to my estimation, not many of them have died.
I heard that last time the School of Life Sciences tested a turtle-like animal to test their telomeres and estimate how long they could live.
What¡¯s your guess as the result?
¡°Hehe, as long as there is no accidental death, judging from its telomeres, it can live for at least another 10,000 years. The thousand-year-old king and the eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise are really right.
"I'm worried about whether humans can survive those turtle tribes. Don't look back. If we humans become extinct, only a few of them will die. That would be very speechless." ¡¿
¡¾The lifespan of the first-generation Neptune beasts such as whales and octopuses seems to be very long. I have never heard of a few dying at the end of their lifespan. ¡¿
"The lifespan of snakes seems not to be short. ¡¿
[It seems that there are still a few of the first-generation alien pandas alive. If you calculate it this way, there are quite a lot of first-generation alien beasts alive, but these alien beasts don't feel like they have any sense of existence.
At least I still know meatballs.
I know pandas too.
But those are turtles and turtles.
I don¡¯t know anyone]
"It's normal not to recognize them. Those turtles and turtles don't think they live long, but they can hibernate or sleep for eight or nine months a year.
And they can¡¯t talk yet.
He has lived for more than a hundred years and still cannot speak.
?? And Rouwan is the most talkative cat in the feline family.
The cat that will go down in the history of the new century.
I remember when I was a child, I learned about meatballs when I was studying the history of the new century. There seemed to be even pictures of meatballs in the textbook. It was such a big orange cat, which refreshed my impression of cats.
I used to think that cats could only grow to 300 catties at most, but I didn¡¯t expect the meatballs to grow to 700 to 800 catties. It¡¯s really a big orange. ¡¿
¡¾Yeah, let¡¯s talk about fame.
Meatballs are definitely sweeping the turtle clan. I have dreamed of becoming a cat knight since I was a child. If my family didn¡¯t have enough money to raise more cats, I would definitely not keep just the current cat. Unfortunately, the last time Emperor Liujian was born, my family The cat was stunned but didn't touch it.
The next time will be thirty years from now, and I don¡¯t know if my cat will be able to survive until then. ¡¿
"I guess Xuan, a normal cat that has not activated its spiritual intelligence will only live to be fifty or sixty years old at most. In thirty years, your cat will be dead or almost dead."
It is difficult to win the favor of Emperor Liujian again.
¡¾I think no matter how hard it is, it is still worth it. A pet that opens up intelligence is basically enough to ensure the prosperity of a family for about a hundred years in the future. Who wants to miss this kind of good thing?
Our family didn¡¯t succeed thirty years ago.
I plan to try again in thirty years. ¡¿
[You must all be attracted and tempted by the situation of the Liu family. The Liu family has indeed relied on meatballs and has prospered for a full 150 years, but not every cat is as reliable as meatballs. Not every cat can compare to meatballs!
¡°How many of the millions of households who also raised first-generation cats could become rich as quickly as the Liu family by relying on their own pet cat meatballs?
Most of them can only maintain food and clothing.
Some unlucky ones, pets make trouble, even if they have lost their family, and even go to jail with pets. Are you ignoring this?
There are people who have made a fortune from pets, but there are also a lot of people who have lost everything. You can¡¯t just look at positive examples. This is too blindly optimistic. ¡¿
¡¾If you want to raise a cat, I willIt feels okay.
????????????????????? It seems that cats don¡¯t cause much trouble, especially those who raise dogs, especially huskies.
I haven¡¯t seen him for many years.
I heard that no one has kept them since the beginning of the new era. I¡¯m really curious about how destructive Huskies are and how scary they are. ¡¿
¡¾Let me tell you the above.
At the beginning of the new century, our family had three huskies who had turned on their spiritual intelligence, and our family assets at that time exceeded tens of millions. Later, by the end of the autumn of the first year of the new century, our family owed the bank more than five hundred billion. It hasn't been paid off yet, and I guess my generation will be very worried.
And find out the reason.
It was all because the old man in my family was crazy and signed a contract with three huskies. Later, when our community was just rebuilt a few days ago, the huskies demolished ten buildings, so our family owed so much. Money, thanks to inflation and depreciation in recent years, money has also depreciated. Otherwise, I would have no hope of repaying my debt. Alas, it¡¯s all my life. ¡¿
¡¾Just be content with the above.
You guys still managed to survive. I remember that my great-aunt¡¯s family used to have a spider, and they had that spider as a pet. But it turned out that the spider got pregnant out of nowhere.
"Please, if my pet can make me millions every day, I will also promise to serve him like I serve Lafayette. Not to mention serving Lafayette, I can serve him as God." ¡¿
¡¾Oh, you guys are talking so crookedly.
I remember when other people passed away, didn¡¯t the news always commemorate and praise their achievements, or even light candles and so on? Why are there all these underneath the meatballs?
Let me light a candle. candle.jpg¡¿
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¡¾I always thought that Rouwan¡¯s death now should be regarded as a happy funeral, so what kind of candles should I light? ¡¿
¡¾What are the merits of meatballs?
Does speaking first count as merit?
It¡¯s too embarrassing to sing praises based on this. ¡¿
?????????????????????????????????????????????????: Meatballs still have merits. It is said that when the mutant plants were first planted, they attracted a lot of rodents to destroy them.
At that time, Rouwan was with her little brother.
Thousands of cats gathered.
The largest planting base in the south has been preserved.
It was from then on that Rouwan was officially awarded the title of King of the Cat Clan and became the nominal leader of the Cat Clan. ¡¿
¡¾Isn¡¯t it natural for a cat to catch a mouse? ¡¿
"There is nothing in the world that should be taken for granted. Meatball never eats mice. It's not like you don't know that, so she is really doing it to help." ¡¿
"Also, ninety years ago, before the second Emperor's Liquid came into the world, Rouwan notified everyone in advance, asking everyone to bring their pets out to be baptized by the Emperor's Liquid that night.
My dog ??woke up that day. ¡¿
¡¾It was the same thirty years ago. ¡¿
"I wonder if scientists will be able to find the pattern of the Emperor's slurry falling in thirty years and determine the specific time? Which time period? ¡¿
¡¾Oh my God, if you say so, if Rouwan dies, don't we lose an Emperor's Liquid Announcer? What should we do? I also hope that my pets will wake up in the next thirty years.
Is my luck so bad? ¡¿
¡¾The emperor's fluid flow seems to be regular.
I remember it seems to be the sixth month of the lunar calendar.
But the specific date is not clear. The first time was June 3rd, the second time was June 10th, and the third time was June 9th. At present, it seems that they are all on a certain day in early June. ¡¿
¡¾Looking at it this way, in June evening thirty years later, I will have to stay outside every day. ¡¿