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¡°Yuanyuan, do you know how to tell fortunes?
So you were not cursing, but telling the truth, or maybe you knew Maoshan Taoism.
Are you casting a curse to punish the trafficker? "
Wang Lu had read a lot of Tianshi texts recently, and all she could think about was these contents, so she immediately excitedly started guessing in this direction.
As he spoke, he stared at Qiao Mu with bright eyes.
I didn't hold her hand to worship.
But I guess all it takes is a nod from Qiao Mu.
She can immediately seek apprenticeship.
"Wang Lu, if you read novels, you should read novels. Can you not substitute the things in the novels into reality? This should be just a coincidence.
But this guy also deserves it.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The??? to be cut into pieces with a thousand knives ¨C is not too much, it would be a lighter weight to let him die directly, it is best to let him die like this, then die and suffer for a few years.
It is better to live than to die. "
Although everyone may have their own little emotions and tendencies in private, their dislike of criminals is basically the same.
Even Li Sisi, who never liked to express her opinions, participated in the discussion.
"Yeah, it's probably just a coincidence."
Qiao Mu just agreed.
Several other roommates nearby couldn¡¯t help but laugh, and Wei Mei, who was holding her mobile phone, was laughing so hard: ¡°Hahaha, I¡¯m sorry, Yuanyuan.
The sound you are making now is really funny. I really can¡¯t control myself. You know me, I usually don¡¯t laugh at people.
"But your voice is reallyhahaha"
¡°Yuanyuan, you¡¯d better stop talking.
I really can¡¯t control myself anymore. "
When a delicate young woman suddenly bursts into a powerful tenor voice, it is indeed quite funny when others are not used to it.
This is also the reason why everyone loses control.
"How many of you are there?
Stop laughing, keep laughing. Believe it or not, next time I will talk to you while you are talking on the phone with your boyfriend, so that you will have trouble explaining.
You can¡¯t even wash yourself away if you jump into the Yellow River. "
"Hey, don't be so poisonous!"
"You are too cruel!"
"What a woman has the most poisonous heart."
"As if you are not a woman."
"Of course I am not a woman.
I am a pure and pure fairy daughter. "
"Pull him down, you have to have some face!"
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After everyone had a laugh, the matter quickly ended, and everyone went back to their beds, sleeping, chatting with each other, and playing with their mobile phones.
The same goes for trees.
She is slowly taking in all the original accounts one by one according to the original person's memory, and sorting out the original person's personal connections along the way.
After a while, He Su suddenly burst into laughter. The sound of laughter was extremely loud, and he continued to laugh. After a while, his laughter turned into a goose call, which gradually changed from hahaha to gurgle and quack quack. .
I almost laughed and went out of breath.
¡°Sister, can you be more reserved?
Everyone is here, did you watch some joke or short video and laugh like this? "
Wang Lu, who was sleeping opposite He Su, heard her crazy laughter and immediately asked curiously.
However, He Su, who was laughing, did not answer immediately, but waited for a while before saying:
¡°Yuanyuan, you are popular, do you know?
Hahahaha, it made me laugh. The video of you talking to the teacher in class was secretly filmed and uploaded to the campus network and other networks.
It is now on the hot search rankings.
The hot search name is called the scary cross-dressing boss.
Everybody thinks you are a man.
Wearing women's clothing, hahahahaha
¡°Some people still want to have a man with a man, my God.
I want to slow down and almost die laughing. "
Hearing what she said, except for Di Fang who was still sleeping, the remaining people, including Qiao Mu, all quickly picked up their phones and started reading.
The video on the Internet obviously became popular after being forwarded several times.
Because it has been forwarded too many times, no one knows what the video is about at the beginning. Some marketing accounts based on the content of the video, they made up a cross-dressing guy who wore women's clothes in class and was called on by the teacher. His words scared the teacher. story.
So the general consensus in the hot search that is currently ranked tenth is that the person in the video is a man. When he was wearing women's clothing in class, he was called on by the teacher and stood up, and then used a strong tenor to prove his male identity.
And it scared the teacher.
The whole video is only a few seconds long, and only the words "teacher" and "teacher" are kept. At the end, Qiao Mu himself said that he could only make a male voice for the time being.
All have been cut out.
Therefore, although Qiao Mu¡¯s words in the video were somewhat inconsistent, no one cared.
The comments below are even more lively.
¡¾I¡¯m done, I¡¯m done, the cross-dressing guy is really awesome!
Except for the voice, there is absolutely no trace of maleness in other aspects of the dress.
It¡¯s better to have a voice changer for this. ¡¿
¡¾It¡¯s really hard to hear that people are full of big men, men are on top of men, strong men are asking for men, and they still want to know men on top.
I¡¯m so scared that another two men will come forward and retreat. ¡¿
¡¾Nowadays, makeup technology is really amazing. In the past, when you went on a blind date, you only worried about whether the other person looked good or not. Now, when you are in a relationship, you also have to worry about whether the other person is a boy or a girl. ¡¿
"To be honest, the person's appearance doesn't look like a man at all. If I hadn't made sure that the voice was not dubbed in post-production, I really wouldn't have been able to tell that the other person was a man. It's really scary"
¡¾And he also has breasts.
My current one is not as big as his]
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The dormitory was silent for only three minutes, and then it fell into a sea of ??joy. Except for Qiao Mu and Di Fang who was sleeping, the other five roommates were laughing loudly, which even woke up Di Fang, who had always been a heavy sleeper. Looking at everyone with blank faces, they had no idea what was going on.
Qiao Mu was a little confused at this time and didn't know whether to let it go or refute the rumors.
But look at how lively it is online now.
I¡¯m afraid it will be difficult to successfully refute the rumors.
¡°After all, her own account has only a few hundred fans in total, and few people have seen it to refute the rumors.
Buying promotion may be useful, but I don¡¯t have much money in total, so I can¡¯t buy any promotion.
Wouldn¡¯t it be nice to keep that little money to eat?
Wang Lu and the others laughed for a long time, and also gave Di Fang a favor when she just woke up, and then they began to consider Qiao Mu's feelings.
"Yuanyuan, are you okay"
"Um, Yuanyuan, I'm sorry, we didn't take your idea into consideration just now. How about we help you refute the rumors and let everyone help forward it."
"Yes, we are here to help you dispel the rumors.
I think it will be explained very quickly. "
"No, let them go. Anyway, I don't want to fall in love for the time being, and I'm afraid this voice wants to fall in love now, but there's no hope of it.
¡°Rather than letting others know that I can only make a man¡¯s voice now, it would be better for them to mistakenly think that I am a man disguised as a woman. Let¡¯s talk about it later. "
At this time, Qiao Mu also thought about it.
How long can the popularity on the Internet last? It is estimated that few people will discuss it tomorrow. If I try to refute the rumor now, it may still be on the hot search for two more days.
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