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Of course, it was impossible for Qiao Mu to explain immediately, nor to tell the truth, so after hesitating for three minutes, she continued to type out the reasons she had just made up on her tablet.
"I became a spirit because of the emperor's liquid.
After I ran away from the cat dealer, I wanted to find my way home quickly, but it was a place I had never been before, so I got lost.
That night, when I was outside trying to catch mice to eat, I accidentally encountered a drop of Emperor Ooze. It was that thing that opened up my wisdom.
But it just opened up the spiritual wisdom.
You have to rely on yourself to practice and speak.
"Now is the Dharma Ending Age, and it is basically impossible to practice, so I guess this will be the case for the rest of my life. Meow, meow, meow, meow, life is so difficult!"
You can no longer become a big demon like your elders. "
When Qiao Mu had no intention of practicing.
What she said is basically true.
If you don¡¯t practice, you won¡¯t be able to refine the cross bones, and naturally you won¡¯t be able to speak or do other things.
"Emperor Liujian?
I seem to have read in novels that it is the holy medicine used by monsters to open up their spiritual intelligence. Well, it only happens once in sixty years. I didn¡¯t expect you to be so lucky, Orange! "
After listening to Qiao Mu¡¯s explanation, Bi Huilai did believe some of it, but he quickly thought of another loophole and hurriedly asked again:
"Um, Orange, but I'm still a little confused. Didn't you just turn on your spiritual intelligence? How come you can already type and play with a tablet?
This shouldn¡¯t be that simple.
I remember that I taught my grandpa how to do it, but after a lot of effort, he still couldn¡¯t teach it. Later, when mobile phones had a voice function, my grandpa barely learned how to speak, but he still couldn¡¯t type. "
This is indeed what Bi Huilai is more confused about. It is easy for an illiterate person to learn to play with a mobile phone, but it is more difficult for an illiterate person to learn to type and play with the mobile phone very smoothly. For example, his grandfather.
He knows his words, but he doesn't know his words.
Playing with mobile phones relies entirely on fuzzy memory.
And explore slowly by yourself.
However, his Orange Zodiac has been missing for less than a week in total. Even if he turned on his intelligence a week ago, those seven days should not be enough for an illiterate cat to master skills such as typing and tablet shopping so skillfully.
??If cats have such strong learning ability.
Doesn¡¯t that mean he wants to rule mankind?
This time Qiao Mu was not as hesitant as before, because she had already made up the specific reasons.
So the next second, she started typing:
¡°Because I am smart!
This cat was very smart before his spiritual intelligence was activated, but his memory was a bit poor at that time. Many things that were not very important would be forgotten soon. However, when Emperor Liujian activated his spiritual intelligence, he had forgotten and forgotten things in the past. What I had learned suddenly became very clear.
I watch you play every day.
It¡¯s easy to learn! "
Since it¡¯s been exposed anyway, then just establish a genius persona for yourself, oh, that¡¯s not right.
It¡¯s a genius cat design.
This will also help you do other things in the future.
"That's right. I think I taught you English and mathematics in my spare time, and I also taught you typing. I didn't expect you to be smarter than my grandpa."
Hearing Qiao Mu¡¯s explanation, Bi Huilai quickly recalled some things in the past, and at the same time he was very emotional and used to compare with his grandfather.
There was no way he could help it. The difficulty of teaching his grandfather was so unforgettable that he almost drove him crazy. It was only then that he realized the pain when a teacher couldn't teach a student no matter how hard he taught, and he began to study hard. .
"Then can I be your grandma?"
Perhaps because she was used to being a grandma, Qiao Mu typed these words on the tablet software the second after Bi Huilai spoke.
I want to take advantage of his shit-shoveling officer.
"Orange, you've learned too much!
You have learned to take advantage of me. In order to compensate for the trauma in my soul, you have to suck me for a full hour today. Ah~ it¡¯s so warm and comfortable! "
Bi Huilai was not angry, but smiled slyly, and then he lay on the floor like a snake and swam forward twice. He suddenly buried his head in the tree and shrugged forward.
Try to expose Qiao Mu¡¯s belly as much as possible.
? Then this?Continue to bury it with satisfaction.
At this moment, he had even begun to imagine in his mind how comfortable it would be if his orange seat became extremely big and could bury his whole body into his belly. It was simply Heaven!
After Qiao Mu was stunned for a second, he immediately stretched out his little claws and quickly pressed pause on the tablet next to him. Then he completely relaxed and enjoyed it.
It¡¯s just like selling yourself to pay rent and food expenses.
Meow¡¯s life is difficult, so he has no choice but to sell his body.
No matter what, being sucked by someone who owns shit is better than being sucked by a stranger, like the little fat guy that day.
At this time, Bi Huilai, who was completely burying his face in Qiao Mu's belly and seemed to want to suffocate himself to death with Qiao Mu's belly, was also thinking.
Thinking about whether Kizuo¡¯s words are true or false.
Thinking about what to do next.
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In addition, he is still wondering whether he should cancel the sterilization surgery he made at the hospital some time ago. After all, his cat is different from the previous one, and his memory is not as bad as before. Holding a grudge or something.
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I have to say that in just such a short time, Bi Huilai really thought a lot in his mind. When he was finally satisfied and felt like he was about to suffocate, he was already thinking about how to treat Orange Seat. descendants.
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Fortunately, Qiao Mu didn¡¯t know what he was thinking in his heart. If he knew, he would have to cut his face into a cat face to make him want to sterilize himself.
After more than half an hour, Bi Huilai finally moved his face away from Qiao Mu with satisfaction:
"Orange, what do you want to do next?
¡°I used to choose the toys, but now that you can type, tell me what you want to play with, and I will play with you whatever you want to play with. "
Qiao Mu rolled his eyes while lying on the ground, meowed twice before sitting up again, and then started typing: "I am hungry and want to eat dried fish."
Unconsciously, the sky was already dark.
Although Qiao Mu hadn¡¯t moved much all afternoon, it had taken up a lot of her brainpower just now. Once her brainpower was consumed, her physical strength was also consumed, and she was already hungry.
It¡¯s normal to ask for dried fish now.
It¡¯s also very reasonable.
He sucked her off for so long.
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