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Chapter 934 My son has become a mother (6)

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    ¡°I¡¯m going to choke you, you are so poisonous.

    It is true that women have the most poisonous hearts.

    No, have you already coveted my brother? Which of my brothers do you like?

    Could it be Xiao Kaiyun?  "

    Su Leilei¡¯s face turned pale at first, but in a flash, her mind began to quickly recall the appearance of her brothers, and finally she targeted the one who looked most like the pretty boy among the brothers.

    ??That is, red lips, white teeth, fair and handsome skin.

    ??????????????????????????????????? Xiao Kaiyun, who can be called the school's darling.

    When she said Xiao Kaiyun's name, it was obvious that Liu Yun's eyes were a little erratic, and after a while he even showed a shy expression:

    ¡°Oh my God, can you stop making a shy expression on my face? Oh my God, please let me hit you with a thunderbolt. I can¡¯t survive this day.

    "You must have the same expression in front of Xiao Kaiyun, my God, I really can't be a human being, you have completely embarrassed me!"

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out?????????

    "Wait a minute, calm down, calm down.

    Can we calm down?

    Let¡¯s talk about it from beginning to end.  "

    Although the soul in Su Leilei's body was very anxious and anxious at this time, considering how difficult the other party was, she could only suppress her irritable personality and slow down her voice slightly, hoping to calm down for discussion.  Down.

    ¡°Of course I can calm down.

    But there must be a prerequisite.

    Where are the photos of my idol?  "

    Xia Yun didn¡¯t think too much at this time, but he was still obsessed with the large photo posters of his favorite idols that he had posted on the wall.

    ¡°You are really a hopeless nymphomaniac.

    No, you are not only a nymphomaniac but also a philanthropist. Several girls I know all love one of you.

    Never climb the wall.

    ??It¡¯s not like you. While you are thinking about the school idol, you have seven or eight idols at the same time. You are really more carefree than a carefree carrot.

    I tore off all your posters, folded them up, and put them away in that cabinet.

    You take a look and sit down.

    Let¡¯s talk about what to do next.  "

    At this time, Su Leilei was also a little lucky. Fortunately, she did not tear up all the posters, but folded them and put them in the cabinet. If she really tore them up, she would probably have to have a complete fight.

    Xia Yun breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that the posters had been placed in the cabinet. Then he quickly stood up and ran to the cabinet that Su Leilei had just pointed to, and began to rummage through the cabinets to find the posters.

    Wait until she actually sees those posters.

    And take it out and unfold it.

    It was found that the edges of the poster were not damaged.

    It was only then that my heart that had been hanging was completely let go.

    And put those posters back into the cabinet. In a good mood, she walked to Su Leilei's pink bed again, sat down and said:

    ¡°You¡¯re sensible and didn¡¯t touch my baby.

    ¡°Don¡¯t talk yet, I¡¯ll come first.

    I always like to be clean at home, but now you have made my room so filthy, and I don¡¯t wear any skirts, and you bought a lot of men¡¯s clothes.

    My parents will definitely become suspicious.

    You have to find ways to deal with these, such as keeping the room clean, emptying the garbage in the trash can every day, taking a shower every day, and using scented shower gel.

    This is my secret to maintaining good body fragrance.

    By the way, you also need to apply lotion.

    These are all necessary.

    If possible

    ¡°Forget it, everyone should have seen it all long ago, please wash my body clean.

    I don¡¯t want to return to my own body with a smelly body.

    There is also the homework, which must be completed on time every day. I don¡¯t want to see my name appear on the school¡¯s punishment list. In the end, I have to get along with my parents and them.

    I have always listened with one ear and heard with the other. You have to do the same. You can't talk to them. Otherwise, they might think that I am rebellious and even call a psychiatrist.

    You must pay attention to this. My father and my mother seem to have some slight psychological problems.

      Every once in a while, they have to ask a psychiatrist to provide them with psychological counseling. If they find something wrong with me, they will definitely ask a psychiatrist for me. The psychiatrist sometimes hypnotizes you, just in case he hypnotizes you.  , maybe the affair between the two of us will be exposed, and I'm not sure what will happen then.

    It may have been cut into slices for study.

    You must pay attention to this.

    By the way, please add me. I have written all my past habits and personality into a text document. I will send it to you later. You must read it carefully and imitate the habits and personality I wrote above as much as possible.  For me, even if there is a slight deviation, the deviation cannot be too big, otherwise it will be miserable.  "

    ¡°You have to use shower gel and take a shower every day.

    "Forget it, I'll just follow you for now. I will try my best to follow what you say, but you also have to listen to me. You know, although my mother is not as nagging as your mother, she still cares about me.

    If my behavior is too strange.

    She will definitely feel something is wrong.

    It¡¯s okay for you to go home on time every day.

    This will only make my mother happier.

    After all, she is quite worried about my studies.

    If you go home on time every day and do your homework.

    Although she will feel strange.

    But I should just be happy that I am sensible.

    You should be careful not to wear makeup.

    Don¡¯t let yourself be too clean. Do you understand? I only take a bath twice a week in the winter at home, and I only wash it every day in the summer.

    And I only use soap.

    Never use shower gel.

    The scent on your body is obviously the scent of some kind of fragrant shower gel that my mother uses. Please change it quickly and use ordinary soap.

    It¡¯s not your body.

    Why are you so particular about it?

    Also, don¡¯t use my mom¡¯s skin care products.

    There¡¯s no need to ask for my sister¡¯s skin care products.

    I never use these things.

    No matter how rough my skin is, it doesn¡¯t matter to you. Even if my lips bleed, I just need to drink some water and don¡¯t put any lipstick on me.

    The most important thing is to drink milk every day.

    You have to drink the high-calcium milk bought at home.

    I only grew taller by drinking milk. If you don't drink it, it will be your fault if I don't grow taller than 1.8 meters later. Eat more when you are hungry. My mother said that now is the time for me to grow taller. Don't give it to me.  When you go on a diet to lose weight, you are not using your own body. Eat as much as you can, and don¡¯t worry about gaining weight. Gaining weight has nothing to do with you.

    The most important thing is that my sister and I don¡¯t have a good relationship. We rarely talk to each other. Don¡¯t act like a little sister with me.

    By the way, one more thing.

    I don¡¯t care what you think about my brother, you must always remember that you are using my body now, and don¡¯t give me a nymphomaniac smile.

    ¡°Did you think you were the only one who would run naked?

    I have a male body. Even if I run naked, I will only get laughed at at most. But if you have a female body, running naked will have a greater impact.

    Let¡¯s restrain each other, okay?

    Remember you are a man now.

    I will also remember that I am a woman.  "

    Su Leilei has been worried about the situation on her side these days, so now she naturally has to tell her all the things she was worried about some time ago.

    Discuss and negotiate with each other one by one.

    Even if you can¡¯t imitate the other person¡¯s personality and habits 100%, you still have to imitate them as closely as possible without exposing too many flaws.

    Otherwise, once exposed.

    ¡°I¡¯m afraid they were either sent to a mental hospital for hospitalization or sent for autopsy research.  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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