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"Someone is slandering me. Are they slandering me for pretending to eat?"
"Wait a minute, I don't have a Zhihu account. I have to register one first and take a look. Forget it, everyone should wait a while. I have three bowls of miscellaneous noodles left to finish. Wait until I finish eating and I'm full.
It won¡¯t taste good if you put the noodles in again. "
Qiao Mu looked up and read the barrage. After understanding what happened, he didn¡¯t rush to watch it. Instead, he took out another mobile phone to download Zhihu.
While continuing to eat the remaining fried noodles.
¡¾6666still the boss is stable¡¿
¡¾I lost. As big fans, we lost. We made too much fuss. ¡¿
¡¾Calm down, it¡¯s all trivial. ¡¿
¡¾Even if the sky is falling, you have to finish your meal first. ¡¿
¡¾What is this called? This is called aura! ¡¿
¡¾Big brother is awesome! ¡¿
Because she had to see how others would criticize her later, Qiao Mu couldn't help but speed up her eating a little, and it only took her ten minutes to finish all three bowls of miscellaneous noodles.
After that, he took out a wet wipe and wiped his mouth.
Start registering an account and looking for information.
Actually, there is no need for Qiao Mu to specifically search for relevant content, because the post about Aunt Qiao¡¯s fake eating and broadcasting is currently on the hot search rankings.
¡°It¡¯s true, don¡¯t worry.
I¡¯ll take a look first! "
Qiao Mu couldn¡¯t help but smile when he saw the title, then clicked on the post and looked at it carefully.
¡¾Aunt Qiao¡¯s eating and broadcasting is 100% fake!
In recent years, I have uncovered many cases of fraud by big eaters. Those cases have conclusive evidence to prove my argument, proving that they did indeed cheat, secretly exchanged twin siblings, or secretly induced vomiting.
Today, the person I want to skin is Aunt Qiao, the big eater who has just become popular in the past month, and an elderly big eater blogger.
But, today is different from the past.
Because I didn¡¯t find any evidence or video this time to prove that she did lie or secretly induce vomiting, so this time I will analyze the possibility of fraud from a completely scientific perspective.
How much food you eat is completely different from how much strength you have. A person can lift something similar to his or her weight, or even a lot heavier than his or her weight, but it is absolutely impossible for a person to eat another portion that is as heavy as his or her weight. , or even weigh several times as much food, which is unreasonable.
This is the same as the snake swallowing the elephant.
There is no other possibility but to hold on until death.
No matter from the perspective of biology, or from any other discipline, this is impossible. This is impossible to achieve based on the existing material basis and scientific basis. This is the basis of today¡¯s argument and the basis for debating Aunt Qiao¡¯s fraud. Base.
? Now please allow me to play a clip:
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The owner of the post first stated that he had no conclusive evidence to prove Qiao Mu¡¯s fraud.
It can only be inferred through scientific theories.
It is unscientific for Qiao Mu to eat so many things.
Then, he began to use some of Qiao Mu¡¯s past live broadcast clips and the things he ate during the live broadcast as evidence, and began to calculate for everyone how much Qiao Mu ate at a certain meal on a certain day, and how many kilograms of these things he had, adding up to three meals a day. How many kilograms does it weigh, etc., and then start to argue whether it is possible for a person to eat so much in a day and not gain weight or even die from exhaustion.
[Through the above live broadcast clips, I calculated Aunt Qiao¡¯s food intake on the day she ate the most, and the food intake on the day she ate the least. On the day she ate the most, she drank ten bowls of porridge for breakfast, all of which were very large. That kind of sea bowl.
A bowl of porridge definitely weighs a pound.
??????????????????????????????????????????: Three cages of steamed buns, big steamed buns that come with twelve in a cage, not small steamed buns.
Buns are considered four to a pound.
That¡¯s nine pounds.
In other words, Aunt Qiao had eaten nineteen kilograms of food that morning alone. Although the food was not very dry, this amount definitely exceeded the stomach capacity of most people.
I would like to ask, if there are no other internal organs in her belly, is it her stomach? Besides, she is so thin and small. This is unscientific.
Let¡¯s talk about lunch. At noon, she ate at a very famous dumpling buffet. I watched the live broadcast carefully and counted hard. She ate more than 300 dumplings in total at that time. I believe that for most of us, a normal meal is the most. That means you can only eat twenty or thirty dumplings. Some people may eat?Less, she ate more than ten times as much as we did, and I went to that dumpling buffet some time ago and weighed the dumplings there on a scale. Twenty dumplings weighed a pound.
There may be a slight error, but the error is not big.
What is three hundred divided by twenty?
Three hundred divided by twenty is a full fifteen kilograms. In other words, she ate at least fifteen kilograms of food at noon that day. This was not the preserved egg and lean meat porridge in the morning, but fifteen kilograms of real pasta. This is fifteen pounds, friends.
How many pounds does it add up to in the morning and noon?
Thirty-four pounds.
What kind of concept is this? Most people now only buy a bag of twenty kilograms of rice. Those with a small population may only buy ten kilograms.
Finally, it¡¯s dinner.
In the evening she had fried rice.
The porridge can be said to have a lot of water, and the dumplings can be said to be not that substantial, but fried rice, if anyone says that fried rice is not dry, then hang yourself.
You can¡¯t say that even if you open your eyes and tell lies.
How much did she eat?
I ate fifteen bowls. This is not a bowl that is not much bigger than a wine cup when you go to a hotel to eat. This is the kind of sea bowl that many people use to serve vegetables. A bowl of fried rice can never be less than a catty. This is fifteen catties, even more Needless to say, she also ordered two pots of fish with pickled vegetables and two large plates of chicken. If you add the drinks and other things she drank, it would have weighed twenty kilograms. If it were less, I would twist my head off.
What is thirty-four plus twenty?
This is fifty pounds!
Some people may say, fifty pounds is nothing. Some people still eat roasted whole lamb. A roasted whole lamb weighs fifty pounds, or even more. This is deliberately trying to quarrel with me.
I've seen those videos. Most of the so-called big eaters eat a 20-pound roasted whole lamb. The 20-pound roasted whole lamb removes the internal organs, heads and other things, and then adds Do you think there will be much meat left after it shrinks after being roasted? Besides, it¡¯s not like Aunt Qiao has never eaten roasted whole lamb. Some time ago, she ate two 20-pound lambs by herself for lunch.
? Summarize all kinds of things.
I came to the conclusion that Mrs. Qiao is definitely lying, or her gastrointestinal condition is very bad, and she can pull it off directly after eating.
Sitting on the toilet doing mukbang.
Either she's not a human, she's an alien, she's a monster. Anyway, according to the human body data I currently have, it's impossible for a normal human to eat so much in one day without being stuffed to death and without getting fat. .
It is suggested that the relevant departments can check it out.
"Don't tell me about fast digestion. Is the aqua regia or sulfuric acid in her stomach?" Digestion so fast? ¡¿(Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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